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@tedmonds.bsky.social
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's a shitty president, but it's still insane to do this in front of the president
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's really letting it loose today. Showering the vols with his talents. Just a constant stream of pressure.
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I missed that on account of the uncontrollable cackling
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Meeting you and so many other folks at the Tolly after the Everton was a real highlight for me. Big day. Bring it amigo
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AHHbbie @itsabbie.nekoweb.org · 31/03/2026
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Me to Chelsea rn
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
things are going to be very bleak.
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting at a desk .
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Hi, Mandy! What a beautiful singing voice
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Bluesky say "Hi Pearl!" #HiPearl
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Poor Roux's last day as an only child
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
the old school adidas logo + just the cannon. Chefs kiss
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Cracker Barrel is probably one of the few places on earth where a person can eat with the volume and frequency of a hobbit.
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My personal statement to the club
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 04/07/2025
It's shameful that we were even considering renewing him. The people at the top of the club were not blind to this situation, and still considered it in the interests of sporting expedience. Lessons should be learned.
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Raising this important point youtube.com/shorts/EX61h...
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a hot cheeto wouldn’t kill a victorian child
YouTube video by bombasticnoa
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the stands watching a game of basketball .
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 23/06/2025
Don't really vibe with the Thunder. Good team, glad SGA won't be subjected to terrible #ringz culture. I think the NBA should've done a ref conspiracy to withhold the trophy from them until Seattle gets a team. That's all
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Anytime Chet Holmgren is on screen
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
that sucks
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
if you need food recs HMU
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
American Football Head
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Got to be weird to try and go out in a blaze of right-wing terrorist glory when you know all your besties on racewar dot net will instantly call you a blue haired gay commie cuck false flag as soon as you reach room tempature
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15/06/2025
Pope is definitely a White Sox fan.
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
To the tune of Johnny Cash's rendition of "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails: I shit my pants today
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The effects of being detained by ICE is monumental. One gap I hope to fill is mental health care. Please join me in raising funds for therapy for those who have experienced the trauma of detainment and their loved ones in Illinois, Missouri, and Georgia. donorbox.org/therapy-for-...
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Therapy For Immigration Detainees and Family Members | Everyone's Healing (Powered by Donorbox)
Healing is for everyone, that's why Everyone's Healing is raising funds to provide free and low cost therapy services to those who have experienced the trauma of detainment by Immigration and Customs ...
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
yes but have you considered big boy shoot hard?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
lighting the bar signal @andrewfleer.com
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I've made a mess myself
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
that's how I learned what a catheter is
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
To root for the Viks, I'm sure
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I am hearing that on his deathbed Phil Robertson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
JP's just a pure sophist. No real positions because he just reverts back to questioning the nature of things
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I've learned that fascists aren't smart
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Too many people with itchy buttholes in this country. Many things would improve if more people had clean assholes in this country
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If I was RFK I'd like try to amend ADA or something to make all toilets have a bidet
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
we're all praying that it is and not was
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"...and uhhhh, we'll see if I remember how to do it.. but uhhh, we'll see how that goes" brother - please inspire SOME confidence. we're all scared.
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
His confidence grows with each passing day!
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
kinda implying that business was good last year 🤔🤔
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Boston appears to be cooked
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Jason Mendoza from tv show The Good Place with a Molotov cocktail
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Ted @tedmonds.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
we should all prolly lock down our digital footprints on the left because they're defo coming for us all one day
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