Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yankees fans when a ball is hit in their general vicinity 140
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 08/09/2026Matt Stone and Trey Parker have changed the name of the show South Park heading into their new season. It's going to be known as "South America" now and I can't stop laughing. 905637889
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year. 382131586
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I saw a Mitch McConnell drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's…and his hair was perfect. 010
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There’s no way my Bluetooth speaker is prepared for the amount of Bob Seger it’s about to emit. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 27/06/2026There’s one particular track on the new Muse album I’ve been enjoying. It’s gonna sting when it inevitably ends up on a commercial for Kalshi or whatever the tech version of Union Carbide is going to be. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I need one of those cans of FIFA vanishing spray for when anyone other than me is in the kitchen. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Jazzed that the English team is setting up camp in Meadowbrook in OP but bummed You Animal You is no no longer open for them to go buy a Stüssy shirt. 000
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the priest, holding up a wafer: …& this is the body of christ. me, from way in the back: YES CHEF! 14111
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 21/03/2026your a.i. art is really cool, man. how long did it take you to write the prompt? 062
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 21/03/2026If you enjoyed Butler’s historic 2010 Cinderella run, check out Leonard shooting his shot with Penny on this multi-camera sitcom from Chuck Lorre. 000
Reposted by Teddy Gilmorespooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz 91831261
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Looking forward to attending my next class reunion and asking my classmates which one of the three companies they work for. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Son stayed home from school today. Great opportunity to introduce him to the Dean Cameron cinematic universe. 010
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Went back to cotton casual wear. Solve-all? Of course not. Feels good though. Let’s tackle fascism In breathable fibers. 020
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Hardly a sole watching the show through their phone. And he played Decoration Day. Successful night at the Isbell show. 010
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Cignetti could walk into a packed Costco, grab 40 items and be back in his car in under 30 minutes. Dude is PREPARED. 020
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 24/12/20254 out of 5 uncles have given a drifter a ride to an arby’s that was more than fifty miles away. 0134
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Rob Reiner also represented the big-hearted, upper-middlebrow movie that just doesn't seem to get made any more. 540136
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 22/11/2025*calling the butterball helpline* how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires? 192
Reposted by Teddy Gilmorehockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 16/11/2025Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce 754542
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/09/2025You think you’re doing a good job of avoiding the ‘Sunday Scaries’ and then these clown dicks show up after Sunday night football and existential dread grips your soul. 010
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Call me old fashioned but I always remove my hat when “Night Moves” comes on the radio. 010
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/08/2025These sick losers are getting everything they’ve always wanted. They’re ruining people’s lives and laughing about it. They’re tearing down things others built for fun. They’re making their enemies grovel. But they will NEVER enjoy Pints With The Lads. They’ve been deemed unworthy by the Pint Gods. 751767
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Alligator Alcatraz should be an unreleased Warren Zevon song, not a hastily built concentration camp on US soil. 010
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The person driving around with the parking ticket still on her windshield is me. 15614
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 16/06/2025JJ Spaun joins Bill & Ted as San Dimas high school’s most notable alumni. 020
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 11/05/2025At this point Arcade Fire should consider just going by Arcade. 020
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreSenator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return. 805512264525534
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Send Wade Boggs to space with a case of beer and watch how quickly America becomes exceptional again. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 29/03/2025“Hungry Like the Wolf” is grade ‘A’ dog shit. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/03/2025If you’re a @schumer.senate.gov staffer, now is a great time to quit. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I’d be more jazzed about daylight savings if we could spring forward at like 2pm Monday. 010
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure. 102179844012
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Hollywood’s 2nd biggest night is any night you get the left turn arrow on Franklin/La Brea. 000
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Will I watch the Daytona 500? No, but I’ll watch the hell out of Days of Thunder on basic cable with commercials. 010
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Anyone know how long SNL has been on the air? 010
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Sorry I’m so late. I got stuck trying to open a compostable produce bag. 010
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Do the Chiefs get all the calls? My friends at @the-ringer.bsky.social asked me to investigate. In The Mahomes Era, KC is actually MORE penalized than their opponents by nearly 1,000 yards—but their tendency to draw certain penalties explains how we view them: www.theringer.com/2025/02/04/n...theringer.comDo the Chiefs Really Get All the Calls? A Ringer Investigation.The raw data from the Patrick Mahomes era shows the refs aren’t actually helping the Chiefs. But there are real explanations for why it feels true. 7549884
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 18/01/2025*first date* i already wrote a sea shanty about you 33412
Reposted by Teddy GilmoreJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025David Lynch showed that you could be an auteur without being a creep or a prick. 118214
Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Can’t believe Butker missed a PAT on Jesus’ birthday. 000
