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Teddy Gilmore

@teddygilmore.bsky.social
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Not sure what I’m doing here.

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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees fans when a ball is hit in their general vicinity
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We heard him the first time.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 08/09/2026
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have changed the name of the show South Park heading into their new season. It's going to be known as "South America" now and I can't stop laughing.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Read your book. Enjoyed your book. Please don’t paint all chiefs fans with the same brush.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I saw a Mitch McConnell drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's…and his hair was perfect.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s no way my Bluetooth speaker is prepared for the amount of Bob Seger it’s about to emit.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There’s one particular track on the new Muse album I’ve been enjoying. It’s gonna sting when it inevitably ends up on a commercial for Kalshi or whatever the tech version of Union Carbide is going to be.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I need one of those cans of FIFA vanishing spray for when anyone other than me is in the kitchen.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Zack Greinke collected 2,979 strikeouts.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jazzed that the English team is setting up camp in Meadowbrook in OP but bummed You Animal You is no no longer open for them to go buy a Stüssy shirt.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Algae removal company with a Palm Beach PO Box is about to get a sweet deal.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Worked a gig in New Orleans back in ‘23 , stayed on Canal St for 6ish weeks right up until Xmas. Told myself I’d had my fill of that city. It beat me- but I left it all out on the field. Now I’ve got the inkling to get back. Clue, do I have…the gene?
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
the priest, holding up a wafer: …& this is the body of christ. me, from way in the back: YES CHEF!
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
your a.i. art is really cool, man. how long did it take you to write the prompt?
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you enjoyed Butler’s historic 2010 Cinderella run, check out Leonard shooting his shot with Penny on this multi-camera sitcom from Chuck Lorre.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Looking forward to attending my next class reunion and asking my classmates which one of the three companies they work for.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
That’s a movie I would watch.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Winger’s day job in the first act would be a Waymo door closer contracted through DoorDash.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
1991 Pizza Hut March Madness promotional basketball-ass court.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Son stayed home from school today. Great opportunity to introduce him to the Dean Cameron cinematic universe.
Movie poster for Men At WorkMovie poster for Ski School Movie poster for Summer School
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Went back to cotton casual wear. Solve-all? Of course not. Feels good though. Let’s tackle fascism In breathable fibers.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hardly a sole watching the show through their phone. And he played Decoration Day. Successful night at the Isbell show.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Okay, then.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They got a name for people like you.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Part of being a US senator is that history will judge you regardless of what you do or don’t do. So you might as well do something. Anything but regurgitate headlines we’re acutely aware of.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
They make all their own dippin’ sauces in-house.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Cignetti could walk into a packed Costco, grab 40 items and be back in his car in under 30 minutes. Dude is PREPARED.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana’s on Miami’s* level. *2001 Miami
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Game is about to pass out with a frozen pizza still in the oven.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Shutting out the Raiders 31-0 in October is doing wonders for the margin.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Saba
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
4 out of 5 uncles have given a drifter a ride to an arby’s that was more than fifty miles away.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner also represented the big-hearted, upper-middlebrow movie that just doesn't seem to get made any more.
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
*calling the butterball helpline* how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires?
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 16/11/2025
Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Do better.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Great “photo”
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sweetie, the man is here!
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Whatever you say, man.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Simone Biles caliber of gymnastics to arrive at Mahomes started it.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Branch
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Pierzynski’s as sharp as a wet hot dog bun.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Big Tom Haverford energy.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Gonna reserve judgement until I find out whether or not Krusty the Clown endorses Colin Cowherd.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Know anyone in the senate?
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
You think you’re doing a good job of avoiding the ‘Sunday Scaries’ and then these clown dicks show up after Sunday night football and existential dread grips your soul.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Call me old fashioned but I always remove my hat when “Night Moves” comes on the radio.
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Teddy Gilmore @teddygilmore.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Favorite episode in the series. Couldn’t possibly have sturdier co-stars than Bruce McGill and David Strathairn.
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