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Ted Cruztler

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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hiring Manager: Before we get into your qualifications for this position, I just want to say I'm glad you didn't show up here today with an iced coffee. Me *tying off*: Yeah, caffeine isn't really my drug of choice, anyway.
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gentrifying the phrase "white people shit"
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The US secretly flew an American diplomat out of the UK after he was found with child abuse images during a dawn raid, reportedly without notifying British police beforehand. mol.im/a/16127415
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US flew diplomat out of UK after he was found with child abuse images
The ex US serviceman, who was working at the American Embassy in Nine Elms, south London, was allegedly taken from his flat in Putney on August 25.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ICE agent, Christian Castro, shot a MN resident, fled the state, & was caught in TX. @ag.state.mn.us sued Gov. Abbott for ignoring his extradition demand. He joins me on the case & updates us on the investigations into the murders of Alex Pretti & Renée Nicole Good. youtu.be/Asvit5TMFhU?...
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Yikes! Texas FACES LEGAL NIGHTMARE as Minnesota SUES Over ICE Agent!?!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Tim Williams Art @timwilliamsart.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My illustration of one of my genuine heroes. The great John Lewis.
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Tim Williams Art @timwilliamsart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think the millions of us who aren't MAGA are suffering from just the ominous, heavy shit storm of this administration and the evil incompetence of the people in it EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In possibly the fastest shift in public opinion I've ever seen, local data center approval went from -5 to -65 in less than a year heatmap.news/daily/data-c...
a graph of data center support rapidly falling
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Sent from my iPhone"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the AGI is imminent guy?
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It took a team of crack surgeons to resolve this situation.
NEWS
WOMAN GORILLA GLUED HUSBAND'S BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER AND GAVE HIM
LAXATIVES AFTER
FINDING OUT HE CHEATED
NAME: Shelia Osmond
AGE: 43
CHARGES: Aggravated Assault, False Imprisonment
DETAILS: Shelia Osmond allegedly gorilla glued her husband's butt cheeks together and gave him laxatives after discovering he was cheating on her.
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s been 3 weeks and I hadn’t been notified of Geena Davis dropping by the Criterion Closet video. She looks great! No idea she speeks Swedish. She picks Thelma and Louise which…yea duh! God she kicks ass. youtu.be/QqzRI0d_5TA?...
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Geena Davis’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/07/2026
Yellow card on Argentina’s coach.
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Myth of the K-Shaped Economy #CounterPunch
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The Myth of the K-Shaped Economy
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Senseidai2547❌👑 @senseidai.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Same people who say they are devout Christians. Because Jesus would definitely take food away from children. 🤬 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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House bill rolls back food aid for pregnant women, children
Millions of WIC recipients would have less money for fruits and vegetables under the legislation, which funds the Agriculture Department and other agencies.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Idaho health officials are investigating the latest outbreak of Darwinism.”
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Nearly 60 Idahoans sick after drinking raw milk in past two weeks, officials say • Idaho Capital Sun
The Department of Health and Welfare didn't disclose the names of dairies in North Idaho and southern Idaho that are linked to the outbreaks.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/06/2026
NEW: George Santos threatened an NPR reporter and then lied about it. This story is wild, even for George Santos. www.npr.org/2026/06/04/n...
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I wrote about George Santos. Then he made a violent threat and lied about it
NPR reported on new federal investigations examining the former Congressman's bets on the prediction market site Kalshi. Then he threatened the NPR reporter who broke the story.
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Ian Kremer @wolverinebear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
George Floyd family’s attorneys demand apology after Minnesota GOP holds moment of silence for Derek Chauvin thehill.com/homenews/sta...
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George Floyd family’s attorneys demand apology after Minnesota GOP holds moment of silence for Derek Chauvin
The attorneys who represented George Floyd’s family following his murder in 2020 are demanding a public apology after the Minnesota Republican Party honored Floyd’s convicted killer, former police …
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
While Russia bombs apartment buildings and murders civilians daily, the US will play a hockey game in Russia to “melt the ice between us.”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/06/2026
If my math is right, the crime rate for pardoned insurrectionists is roughly three times higher than that of immigrants.
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I keep finding great people to follow because the algorithm still pushes the content thief (next post) to my feed instead of the original poster. But since I know the posts are stolen, I just search and find the original. Follow @itsmab.bsky.social not the content thief.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/05/2026
horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...
propublica.org
Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
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epicurious.bsky.social @epicurious.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
NEVER FORGIVE AUSTERITY. Healthy life expectancy fell by more than 2 years over the past decade and it’s worse for women. Of 21 high-income countries, the UK fell from 14th to 20th; only the US ranks lower. The gap between women in the most and least deprived areas of England is now *20.3 YEARS*
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🐸 German_USA, DHA 🌈 ally 🌈 woke af 🌈 @germanusa.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Active listening explained ! Love it!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@CAshmanActor  


her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours 


JRR Tolkien: *big breath in*
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
asked a conservative guy about his grooming habits and he said "14 year olds mostly"
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I got distracted just thinking about the state of the world this morning while making a piece of toast. It got a little dark
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just saw two ants walking toward each other. They did the little thing people do in a hallway where they can't figure out who's going which way so they both keep starting in the same direction. After a few seconds they each went to their own right and moved on. They're probably into each other
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Incontinentia Buttocks
Life of Brian Bigus Dickus Scene
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Follow @epicurious.bsky.social Not the content thief.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Rick Scott’s net worth is $515 million.
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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Nuggets coach totally looks like Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds".
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
@Eden_Eats  -  

A boy becomes a man when he unsubscribes from Joe Rogan’s podcast.
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The only pure and uncomplicated joy in the world is the digestive process
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why did Orwell call his book “Animal Farm” and not “Cunningham”?
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yep, it's never been more obvious. They're such lazy narcissists they just assume they're superior, but watch them fail when required to actually do their job bsky.app/profile/grae...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The administration that ended DEI became the best argument for needing it.
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Ted Cruztler @tedcruztler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I guess the nice thing is you can do a search and find the OP account and follow the person whose original idea was stolen.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21/04/2026
This is already demonstrably incorrect. And Wright isn't even dead yet.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Democratic Senator Ron Wyden slams Donald Trump and RFK Jr. in the Senate Finance Committee hearing on the HHS budget: "The rank hypocrisy of the Trump administration on health can be summed up in a sentence: goodies for those at the top while American families get sicker and poorer." Nailed it!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Other states can play the same games. Now you potentially lost 9 seats in Virginia. Cry harder.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"This is an important thing to think about."
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🐸 German_USA, DHA 🌈 ally 🌈 woke af 🌈 @germanusa.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This!!!
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The people banning books are never the same people who actually read books.
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🐸 German_USA, DHA 🌈 ally 🌈 woke af 🌈 @germanusa.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I had that conversation with my husband a dew months back. Since every single government agency is compromised, it wouldn't go very far though. After he's out of office, it may be a different story 🤷‍♀️
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Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 @fiona-webster22.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Check out Treehugger's website for lots of great sustainability solutions. #EarthDay #EarthDay2026 🌏🌍🌎 www.treehugger.com/
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Nailed it! 🤣
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