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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 9h
"I wish I met you when you were a DJ" - a Witch to a Vampire
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19h
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 17h
I am at a swim meet and it is 95° outside. I've been in the shade for 90% of the day and I'm still sweating.
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 01/10/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n... there it is.
nytimes.com
Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
@scalzi.com I found your homeboy out in SoCal
Money can't buy happiness
But it can buy ✨Guitars✨
License plate frame
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Man, Mariah Carey kicks ass
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Done with the hardest workout of the week. Can't consistently get a third full overhead press set at my max weight, but I'm inching closer.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
I'm mostly glad the fucking Astros are shit canned, what a miserable cheating franchise and team, should be yeeted out of the MLB and relegated to Banana Ball.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Oh my God he's grown up, I feel so old now
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
Working, put my head down back to work after a family text, picked my head back up and it was 30 minutes later
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
theonion.com
Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress
OGDENSBURG, NJ—Taking hold of his body almost immediately, warm, syrupy pleasure was coursing through the veins of area man Matt Riley after the 30-year-old took a huge hit of mattress, sources said M...
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
Sweet hit of bed
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
I saw a popehat thread thing on Instagram that had a screenshot of the Chi Phi rapists chat and my first thought was jail immediately and my second thought was the death penalty.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
I'm not using anything that can be reversed to spell Stod. Stod doing dis OpenAI.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You then lean on the antitrust-exemption the NFL currently enjoys in order to get them to pool money for all the schools who need to fill in the gaps to remain competitive, to create a now recognized minor league for the NFL (as opposed to the current de-facto recognition of college sports as a sub)
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
@grubb.wtf what was that pinball roguelike you all were talking about a while back?
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 26/09/2026
Just to be stupid, but: No Samurai Jack is a travesty
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 26/09/2026
That's just Fred Warner when he takes off his helmet
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
youtube.com
Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 25/09/2026
Seeing @joethecondor.blacksky.app's own Falcons successfully go for two up by 19 is wild and I'm happy for them
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
José Ramírez doesn't challenge many pitches, but this call was so bad he had no choice. Stick around for Stephen Vogt's reaction to the result.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 24/09/2026
"Sledgehammer" came on the radio, and then another station had a mix with "Better Off Alone" going, and then I added some "Go DJ" to round out my commute in this morning.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 24/09/2026
The default QotSA Songs for the Deaf album searched in Apple Music is censored, with BEEPS, for "fuck*", which is just unconscionable. What is this, fucking Disneyland?
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 23/09/2026
Finally Godzilla can swear and show dong like he was meant to
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 23/09/2026
Got my flu vaccine 💉💪
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 23/09/2026
His statement focused on bringing Israelis and Palestinians together through work which is just a cover for him funding businesses owned by Israelis in occupied territories, he is a piece of trash.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 22/09/2026
Some black and white Macintosh without a hard drive.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 22/09/2026
Probably Mario Land 2 for the Gameboy, but Alpha Centauri was the first game that hooked me with "one more turn".
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
31% of libs surveyed publicly told a pollster they would feel positive if Trump was popped during a speech lol
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But Wait! There's More! In this ethics complaint, it says that Boebert and Navarro went to Mar-A-Lago together ... where they were having sex with Matt Gaetz -- together and separately! (On our dime, of course.) And during all of this...
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lauren Boebert and Clarisse Navarro had a knock-down-drag-out fight at the Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, CO, the bar co-owned by the guy who felt up Boebert at that Beetlejuice show. That guy was flirting with Boebert and Navarro did not like that! This led to a physical fight.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 22/09/2026
All of my problems are fundamentally annoyances or are intractable/I'm already doing what I can without burning out.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 22/09/2026
Too generous, needs to be lower. The Jersey Mike's is inconsistent; terrible line management today, with a wasted employee only handing sandwiches to the cashier, and way too much mayo for Easy Mayo. It's also kind of a pain to get to. Hmmmm.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 22/09/2026
Trying to enjoy the false Fall here, which will shift back to a couple of 90° days before Fall proper starts.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 21/09/2026
lol
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 21/09/2026
Coyote vs. ACME was very funny!
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 20/09/2026
FOX can go to HELL, missed the first 10 minutes of the game to watch the end of the Packers game? Dumb as hell
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 19/09/2026
It's 10 years old, and it's holding 4x 10 year old drives, and one brand new drive, um, keeping the drives spinning seems to work?
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 19/09/2026
Oh shit, Drobo is dead? Damn. Ok, don't die my Drobo.
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nathaniel @pedrothedagger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fundamentally, the cost of housing in north america, and the cost of health insurance in the USA, has made game development outside of highly selective experienced/technical/creative roles economically untenable. You're seeing this in North America bearing the heaviest brunt of layoffs &
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 18/09/2026
Listened to a lot of music this week, a sure sign that I'm working on novel challenges. If I didn't have to think that hard, I'd be watching some bullshit video game YouTube video.
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Return of the Living Dan @danlarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Writers/Musicians/Artists told you from Day 1 that this was theft. Straight up. Always has been.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 17/09/2026
Ok, so there was only one possible solution left, EXCEPT for the other possible solution that IS a valid word. What the actual hell @nytimespr.bsky.social, do words and terms actually have meaning?!
There was only one possible solution left- and this wasn't it. TESLA is a valid guess and you have a great vocabulary, but I don't consider it a likely solution.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 17/09/2026
Highly recommend petting a purring cat before bed
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