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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦

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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
@scalzi.com I found your homeboy out in SoCal
Money can't buy happiness
But it can buy ✨Guitars✨
License plate frame
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 26/09/2026
Zoro turkey
Zoro turkey
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 17/09/2026
Ok, so there was only one possible solution left, EXCEPT for the other possible solution that IS a valid word. What the actual hell @nytimespr.bsky.social, do words and terms actually have meaning?!
There was only one possible solution left- and this wasn't it. TESLA is a valid guess and you have a great vocabulary, but I don't consider it a likely solution.
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 17/09/2026
New CA license plate order plate seen! The format is now xxxABCx instead of xABCxxx
Kia with plate 439AQR1
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 15/09/2026
Same energy
An early World of Warcraft The-Burning-Crusade-era caster outfit in comic form
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 10/09/2026
Good workout track
Don't Start Now
Dua Lipa
Banger
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 09/09/2026
I'm so dedicated to eating outside that I'm enduring this:
It's 99° feels like 103° in Simi Valley right now
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 07/09/2026
Hmmm this Onion horoscope hits too close to home.
Libra Spent 23 to Oct 22
Find meaning in service to others this week, court-ordered or not.
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 07/09/2026
Foreheads of state
Liechtenstein's Parliament has voted to legalize abortion in the first 12 weeks. The vote came despite Catholic Prince Alois saying he would veto legislation liberalizing the country's abortion laws.
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 06/09/2026
The hurricane off the west coast is bringing the rains to socal, hence:
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 03/09/2026
New top runner for ice teas, Itoen Golden Oolong Tea. Tejava may still be my favorite, but this is tasty. Bonus haiku: Kaleidescope A grandson plants His first garden
My hand holding Itoen Golden Oolong Tea Unsweetened
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 02/09/2026
Was this logo made in the immediate aftermath of Austin Powers?!
Shred-tech logo looks like a pair of fembot guns
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 01/09/2026
post a meme made by you
Sickos but it's a Fremen on Dune thus Sietchos
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 28/08/2026
It's kinda like Jerf but it's a Darth Maulian and he has glasses and it says I'M NOT HAPPY
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 25/08/2026
What is up with Z71 owners?
License plate and rear of truck only shot of BEBEZ71 on a Chevy Z71 Silverado truck
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
The blue sky at Carpinteria beach
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 22/08/2026
Selfie of me at the beach in Carpinteria 🏖️ ✌️
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 18/08/2026
Sietcho
Yes... Ha ha
ha... YES!
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 17/08/2026
Black cat appreciation day? Darth days hello
Darth the black cat holding down my wife's head with his paw to make certain she doesn't leave. He's sitting on a yellow blanket on the back of a couch.
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 15/08/2026
Kismet
Report: it time to give up Onion post over the Ascend & Give Not 1 Fuck post
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 14/08/2026
What a nice night out
Pink wispy clouds in a blue sky with a green tree in the foreground, it is 70° out
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 12/08/2026
New great license plate
Z71TAHO on a Tahoe Z71
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 10/08/2026
If you ever need 12v somewhere, like the inside of a boulder costume, you can get adapters that plug into dat Ryobi and change 18v to 12v.
Inside of my boulder costume with a car rearview camera and a PC fan hooked up to the aforementioned power adapter.Me in my boulder costume from the outside, I was chasing Indiana Jones
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 08/08/2026
Wow YouTube, tell me more
Asian girls with good English and real intentions for a long-term relationship 
We can actually talk, laugh, and understand each other from day one.
Sponsored sakuradate.com
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 05/08/2026
We didn't! Kids wanted to do rides and all that. Last year we saw Diplo and the kids, this year, were commenting on how the Diplo show was cool, I wonder if they'd like the 'stank. Nice view from the Ferris wheel of the concert though.
VC Fair from the Diamond View Ferris wheel
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 05/08/2026
I remember having a conversation about the related shirt with two ladies in a bus on the UC Santa Barbara campus. I think they thought it was primarily a pro-Jesus shirt.
Me from like 22 years ago in a Jesus in f'ing metal T-shirt
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 04/08/2026
Dexter's Laboratory and Key Glock
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 01/08/2026
Saw Toro Y Moi last night at the Ventura Music Hall, and hoo boy was that a hot, sweaty good time of a show
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 01/08/2026
Damn 84 had some bangers
Mirraim Webster list of words from 1984 with highlights of interting words
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 29/07/2026
I've had a couple of mental flashes of my dearly departed cat, the closest thing I can relate is what I imagine seeing a ghost would be like. Old habits, checking for her in the closet. And, mostly, we're back from vacation and it's been three weeks; she's really gone. Peace girl ✌️
My girl Lily, a tabby, laying on her cat queen daytime scratcher bed from Costco
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 26/07/2026
The water aerobics at camp has gotten fairly elaborate
ALL CAMP Waterkerobics Tournament sign in black, blue, and red, attached to a pool gate at said camp.
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 20/07/2026
Threw a cocktail party in the woods!
Me pouring two handles of rum into a 5 gallon jug, in the woods, we made mai taisMy little sister, me, my wife, my daughter, my older sister in the woods
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 18/07/2026
If I do this costume again I'll have to do the new hat with the toothpick in the strap
Me in my Post Malone costume
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 13/07/2026
Made beef shank osso bucco style, delicious
Beef shank osso bucco
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 11/07/2026
In her last month Lily was given a regency day bed, and she took to it immediately
My big queen Lily on her scratcher throne
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 11/07/2026
@grubb.wtf bruh this is you in a different life
Matthew Pitman the REPONUT rocking the Grubb top pony blowing a phat cloud repping the Niners yay area from the New Yorker article Hot Pursuit in the June 29th 2026 issue
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 07/07/2026
I had to say goodbye to (Tiger) Lily today. She had a wonderful 16 years of life, 15 1/2 with us, and was beloved by her cat brother and the entire family. We are heartbroken. 😿
Lily the tabby, staring at you like you owe her somethingDarth and Lily, one last cuddle
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 05/07/2026
Did ribs in the webber kettle grill; needed more time; slightly higher temp and more time. Doing a pork shoulder now, giving it a good six plus hours; probably time to wrap in foil.
Ribs before, charcoal snake technique Ribs after, a little chewyPork shoulder before, same snake
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 05/07/2026
1. Bullshit b) lmfao iii - The New York Times and California, make it make sense
The New York Times rimming billionaires in California saying wah wah It Failed in France It Would Be a Disaster in California fuck you say that shit with your chest to my face Guest Essay
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 03/07/2026
C'mon, lardon is not some weird technical term. If you have loco, pardon me but you should have lardon
Spelling bee lardon isn't a word my ass
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 02/07/2026
Cannot WAIT until DUNE 8, the one with the waterworms
DUNE 8
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 30/06/2026
I'm seeing double, four Max Muncy's!
Photo of MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF MUNCYS on the Dodgers broadcast from Sactown
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 28/06/2026
The Ventura county fair has better attendance than this America 250 thing, also what a group of ugly shit eaters
Buncha fucking Mar a lago ghouls jacking each other off in front of a Puppet Show and Spinal Tap thing for dipshit mcfuckface
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 27/06/2026
I feel seen from last month's The Onion horroscope
Libra ⚖️ 
It takes only a small act of kindness to brighten someone's day, which makes it all the more insulting that nobody ever does it for you.
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 26/06/2026
Let's fucking go, Turnstile tickets for Ventura in August
Turnstile tickets for Ventura in August
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 23/06/2026
I fit a 1070 in a Dell Precision tower case by cutting a slot out of it.
A Dell Precision case with a slot cut out of it, you can see the power cable there
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 11/06/2026
Where to sell Funko pops
Requests Hey yall! "'ve been looking for a shop around here to sell pops in bulk. I've got a few rare ones too if anyone would be interested. But yes otherwise I'm looking to offload all that "...
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 07/06/2026
He's back!
Same cat, same water cup, different day
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 07/06/2026
I put my water down for 45 goddamn seconds
An asshole black cat drinking my delicious ice water
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☠️Dead Scarenaz 🪦 @ted.knaz.me · 04/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture Darth
A Bombay cat with his paw on my spouse's head
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