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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 12h
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com ‼️
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 12h
"I wish I met you when you were a DJ" - a Witch to a Vampire
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22h
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 19h
Woke 2.0 let's go
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 19h
This is just @danryckert.com, the Peppermint Patty of @giantbomb.com
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 19h
I am at a swim meet and it is 95° outside. I've been in the shade for 90% of the day and I'm still sweating.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 03/10/2026
If it had half the circumference, and everything scaled, then yah. Yarp.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 02/10/2026
They good tho
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 02/10/2026
What if my pet is emasculated via neutering?
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 02/10/2026
Does that apply to me too, I mean I doubt I'll be in Switzerland solo, but if I ever am I am taking this as an excuse to get a drink at least with you
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 02/10/2026
Congrats! I don't spring for that much, I've been on fiber, at 75mpbs in 2009 to 2016 and been on 500mbps since. Fiber is just the best, it's like if the Internet was electricity.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 02/10/2026
I just told my wife this, you're Costco famous.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
I wish nothing but the worst for Jack Bobbys
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 01/10/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n... there it is.
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Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
@scalzi.com I found your homeboy out in SoCal
Money can't buy happiness
But it can buy ✨Guitars✨
License plate frame
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
That's close enough to me that I can probably go check it out
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Man, Mariah Carey kicks ass
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
I got four for Tallarico today
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Let your freak flag fly right now
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Done with the hardest workout of the week. Can't consistently get a third full overhead press set at my max weight, but I'm inching closer.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
The past decade hasn't made it happen yet
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
The dipshit property owners on Ventura's main drag hate the no driving zone, the rest of us who ever encounter downtown Ventura love it.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
I do think it needs to be considered @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
You love to see it
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
I'm mostly glad the fucking Astros are shit canned, what a miserable cheating franchise and team, should be yeeted out of the MLB and relegated to Banana Ball.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 01/10/2026
Oh my God he's grown up, I feel so old now
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
Oh damn RIP color vomit corridors I guess
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
Working, put my head down back to work after a family text, picked my head back up and it was 30 minutes later
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
Paging @tolkoto.com
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
What a pleasure to watch that movie
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
I have all of them, and my splendid magic has a giant wang drawn on it from @cwgabriel.bsky.social
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
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Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress
OGDENSBURG, NJ—Taking hold of his body almost immediately, warm, syrupy pleasure was coursing through the veins of area man Matt Riley after the 30-year-old took a huge hit of mattress, sources said M...
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 30/09/2026
Sweet hit of bed
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
I ran CAT6E in my house ten years ago and it was a great choice
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
Prison* not jail
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
I saw a popehat thread thing on Instagram that had a screenshot of the Chi Phi rapists chat and my first thought was jail immediately and my second thought was the death penalty.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
I'm not using anything that can be reversed to spell Stod. Stod doing dis OpenAI.
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
Skyrimzi
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You then lean on the antitrust-exemption the NFL currently enjoys in order to get them to pool money for all the schools who need to fill in the gaps to remain competitive, to create a now recognized minor league for the NFL (as opposed to the current de-facto recognition of college sports as a sub)
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
@grubb.wtf what was that pinball roguelike you all were talking about a while back?
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 29/09/2026
A man of class
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 28/09/2026
Mischief Makers
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 28/09/2026
They make you look cool in that photo
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 27/09/2026
John Lennon if you want to add some stank to it
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 26/09/2026
Zoro turkey
Zoro turkey
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 26/09/2026
Like, could you get away with the QA resources
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Ted Knaz @ted.knaz.me · 26/09/2026
Realistically, could this be done for real if thought of at the start of dev? Also, did you generate this in engine?
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