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@teatimewithmatt.bsky.social
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He/Him/His Travelling in space & time the old fashioned way; slowly and in right order. Railway Timetable Planner, Heritage Railway Director, Guard and Lever Fiddler. As seen on YouTube. linktr.ee/mattaf

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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 1h
This week on Streaming Wednesdays, Matt builds a bridge. Join us from 8pm!
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Live From The Works - A Bridge Too Far?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't want to live in this reality any more.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't want to live in this reality any more.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Question is, does WB have to repay the tax writeoff now?
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Got any Dibnahs? Sorted!”
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Woman selling drugs at steam traction rally hit victim with a chair, say witnesses
 
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No Streaming Wednesdays this evening. Full disclosure; I have a pile of ironing to do and my stupid ADHD brain has been putting it off. I'm aware this is a rubbish excuse. See you next week!
A model railway goods yard. A flat truck with a Delorean time machine is at the end of a rake of wagons, most of which are inside a goods shed.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Don't fuck it up, Charles!"
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really not beating the Nazi accusations when you start using their language, dude.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanted to rename the pub on my model railway. @vickiethetrainiac.bsky.social suggested this. The pun was too good not to do it! Artwork by drawing426 on DeviantArt. www.deviantart.com/drawing425/a...
A painting of Lion as seen in The Titfield Thunderbolt. It is mocked up as a sign for a pub called The Red Lion.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would very much watch it!
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The RAF Fairford incident is objectively very, very funny. And continues to get funnier whenever anyone official makes a statement about it. "Clearly involves the hands of a foreign actor." Yes, I'm sure the Iranians or Russians have their top people on the plot to... um... nick some red diesel.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week on Streaming Wednesdays, Matt's back in the shed and feeling a little blue. Join us from 8pm!
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Live From The Works - Feeling Blue
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎵 Before you can call it London? 🎵
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no, I dropped the world's smallest violin and I can't find it, so I cannot play the world's saddest song. 😢 #ThoughtsandPrayers
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We literally have more important things to worry about.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The world is quite literally on fire. 😐
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The world is quite literally on fire. 😐
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Toasting a marshmallow and getting ready to explore the universe!
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe! They have to do something called Titration to get the dose right. My friend at works says she pictures it as someone feeding you pills and seeing how much makes you turn blue. I quite like that.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We Will All Go Together When We Go.
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WE WILL ALL GO TOGETHER WHEN WE GO (By Tom Lehrer)
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm on a 15 month waiting list just to get the drugs. It's not a fucking choice, it's a mental health condition! "I think I might have diabetes!" "Ok, so you'll need to wait two years before you go onto a waiting list for an assessment, then another year for the insulin you'll need!" Fuck sake.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Peter Capaldi's 'What The Hell' Reaction
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Rapido Trains UK @rapidotrains.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Want to bag all of our latest news and announcements? Don’t be a mug; make sure you are signed up for our tea-riffic email newsletter. The next edition will be hitting your inboxes this Friday, so get cosy, you are going to want to pore over it! buff.ly/EsAnnrN
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sadly no! 🤣 A scammer with some old card details and up to date addresses phoned me mid bedtime routine. Threw me completely, got me panicking and I didn't question the dumb stuff he was getting me to do until I calmed a bit and started to think about what he was asking me. Feel an idiot.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I nearly had my bank account emptied this evening, because I'm a fucking idiot and panicked. For the record - Chase Bank will not phone you if they spot suspicious acitivity on your account!
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"They've got skulls on them."
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Mitchell And Webb Are We The Baddies
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘The report is expected to say that there is no direct evidence of widespread overdiagnosis of autism and ADHD in Britain’ Preview of what is expected in the independent review led by @britishacademy.bsky.social Fellow Peter Fonagy liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/476...
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ADHD is not being overdiagnosed, major Government report set to find
Landmark report expected to rule out mass overdiagnosis but warn support can be hard to obtain
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bellacat22.bsky.social @bellacat22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just put up some wires and expand the national grid, for fuck sake!
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped. Landed on its feet, it’s fine.
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Stop exploding you cowards!"
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"So it's war is it?"
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Chris Morris Declares War on The Day Today
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"We are the village that roars."
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Cute Kitten Says Meow
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I went down to the studio to prep for tomorrow's show, with no idea of what I was going to do. Two hours later, I still had no idea and I feel so tired. So I'm having another breather. I'll be back in a couple of weeks. Thankyou for all your patience and support. Much love!
A model railway goods shed with a load gauge above a container wagon. The caption reads Streaming Wednesdays returns 30th September 2026.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think my biggest question about the Reform donations is simply why? What are they doing with all that money? They're already everywhere! People living under rocks have leaflets delivered by them! What are those funds for exactly?
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Oscaaarrrgh @skeletonoscar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wanky guy in the train station in a cheap looking expensive suit, on his Bluetooth headphones chatting about margins and wealth like he's on a business call... "No MUM you're being ridiculous, the tokens in my crypto wallet ARE representative of real wealth." Sure they are buddy, sure they are.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Cooler".
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No. Oh, you want a longer answer? Ok. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/09/2026
Cartoon of man saying to computer "say "I am alive". The computer says "I am alive." The man says "oh my God."
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No, of course, not what I intended to suggest. Sorry.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean, forgetting the bullshit EHRC guidance, this is just a straight up breach of health and safety and welfare legislation. This man should fully approach ACAS and challenge this. It's total nonsense and the employer is breaking the law.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Except it isn't. They may not be in breach of the guidance (which is bullshit, to be clear), but they are in breach of health and safety and welfare legislation. This man absolutely can (and should) take this employer to court. Or at least open a case with ACAS.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
would someone selling a t-rex be considered a small arms dealer
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spoilers! I haven't walked the full length of the tapestry yet, I haven't seen how it ends!
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fair.
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Teatime With Matt @teatimewithmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh yes, absolutely. The worst part of being left wing is that some left wing people are absolutely insufferable. That doesn't mean I'm going to buy a MBGA hat and start shouting about boats. There's annoying people in every walk of life.
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