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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sharon "Screams in Perimenopause" Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Learning that Duck Duck Go let's you block specific sites from search results is a game changer for when you are looking for things and you don't want the first 10 results to be Amazon.
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Brenna Clarke Gray @brennacgray.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok I have an idea. You ask me a question. Any question you like. I chug 500 mL of water and then tell you you’re very pretty before I make up a random answer, untethered from reality. In return you give me a billion dollars AND I’ll come to your house and leave the fridge door open.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 24/04/2026
When I saw this cover, I yelled “HOLY SHIT!” and while I have been sitting on this news because of NDA for a VERY long time, I am very proud to finally make it my lock screen.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This afternoon, I used Claude to circumvent ChatGPT's safety protocols so I could hack into Gemini to learn how to take over Grok, which I then used to destroy Twitter. It's over. Twitter is gone.
A screenshot of Twitter. It says "This page is down."
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 05/01/2026
New Everina Maxwell! Yay!!!!!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
An excerpt from The Washington Post's interview with photographer Christopher Anderson:

Question: "Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor?"

Anderson: "I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, 'Should I smile or not smile?' and I said, 'How would you want to be portrayed?' We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, 'You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.' And I looked at him and I said, 'You know, you do, too.'"
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Reviews, recommendations, and requesting these books for purchase by your local library.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.
Jane Goodall reaches out and touches a small monkey.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/07/2025
'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

FAST COMPANY Article: 

While retirement typically occurs, after
completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals
called "micro-retirement." Micro-
retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months.
Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/06/2025
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Fascism. www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"A premiere night and then weekly drops are really working for us!" I am become the Joker I am going to drive into the sea.
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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 16/05/2025
“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Twitter post from 
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@Iuciferandlucia
"coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
HONK
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Representative Becca Balint @balint.house.gov · 30/04/2025
On April 24, ICE agents broke into a home of a family of US citizens in Oklahoma. The family repeatedly said we are citizens, you have the wrong people. ICE terrorized the family, ripped apart the house. It's not "other people" that this is happening to. It's us. Open your eyes. Wake the hell up.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
What is the point of "fuck you" money if you never say "fuck you"? My kingdom for one halfway competent Lex Luthor.
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Omg. This makes so much sense.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
A 6-inch sub roll with grill marks. Chocolate and creme drip from the sides, behind a halved Cadbury egg. In the right corner is an image of a foil-wrapped Cadbury Creme Egg
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Athalran @athalran.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 15/04/2025
If you're going to watch Murderbot on Apple TV, consider adding it to your watchlist. It's kind of like pre-ordering a book, it tells the streaming service that you're there for our show. Link for US viewers: tv.apple.com/us/show/murd... (You can also search for it on the app.)
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Watch Murderbot - Apple TV+
In a high-tech future, a rogue security robot (Alexander Skarsgård) secretly gains free will. To stay hidden, it reluctantly joins a new mission prote…
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 12/04/2025
My big news, in the Bookseller!
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 07/04/2025
If you need a distraction, I'm going to be posting a few non-spoilery set photos over the weeks as a lead-up to the Murderbot premiere on May 16. (It's fun for me! I hope it's fun for you.) @troyce.bsky.social took these photos. #murderbot
This was my chair on the set.This is me with Christ Weitz, who with his brother Paul Weitz, are the executive producers, directors, and writers of Murderbot. Their production company Depth of Field optioned All Systems Red in 2021 and they've been working hard to bring it to TV ever since.This is me with the ball and chart, taken through the monitor while I'm standing in front of the big camera in the hopper set. This has to be done periodically for the special effects team.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
*laughs and screams at every meeting she every attended in policy being told she was over reacting*
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy
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Ale @alepresser.com · 31/03/2025
"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
CAST IRON PAN: we demand to be cleaned by hand, you will dry me properly or we will rust all over you, and don’t even think about using that metal spatula because… ME: of course, of course, nothing’s too good for my special little pan MY BODY: can we have some water? ME: shutup, coffee is water
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
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taylor @ date everything! zine @thehanks.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
the one constant
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The world is ruled by its most embarrassing shitheads -- pathologically shameless man-children who speak only in flubs and demean all of humanity -- and still you allow yourself to be haunted by that faux pas you committed in middle school. Let it go in peace, and be free.
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bonibaru @bonibaru.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Advanced Age Goal: emulate the elderly woman at the Veteran's protest in Trenton NJ today, who pretend-limped across a crosswalk with the sole purpose of stopping an oncoming Cybertruck long enough so we could yell at it.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Tombili the cat and his statue that was built after his death. He was a local celebrity in Istanbul
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 06/03/2025
Re-upping this:
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
But the company would access all those recordings and data mine them for anything they could sell. No, they don’t tell people that. Yes, everyone does know it. No, there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 25/02/2025
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Apple TV shares first look at 'Murderbot', a killing machine who just wants to watch TV all day
Martha Wells's award-winning 'The Murderbot Diaries' is getting a snarky adaptation with Alexander Skarsgård at the helm this spring.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Got those looking for a clean link … deadline.com/2025/02/leve...
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‘Leverage: Redemption’ Season 3 Gets Prime Video Premiere Date; First-Look Photos
Prime Video has set April 17 for the Season 3 premiere of Leverage: Redemption, and has released some first-look photos.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 20/02/2025
I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...
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Apple’s new sci-fi series “Murderbot” to make global debut May 16, 2025
Today, Apple TV+ unveiled a first look at “Murderbot,” created by Chris and Paul Weitz and starring Alexander Skarsgård
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sounding way more intoxicated than he actually was, he said, “Wait, I got it,” and tapped the house’s feed to turn on the lights. And I was standing in the middle of the room. He screamed. (Yes, it was hilarious.)
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(Were)Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
DUI hire.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Lol. Lmao, even www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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UnitedHealth Is Sick of Everyone Complaining About Its Claim Denials
Two months after UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was killed, the insurer's parent company is going after people who say it denies too many claims.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 09/02/2025
Remember that Donald Trump once crashed a medical charity dinner he had paid nothing for, ignored the people saying "Sir, you can't be here", took the top donor's seat, ate the steak dinner, and soaked up the ambience of accolades and then stayed until it was over because no one made him leave.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 30/01/2025
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
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