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I would be interested in acquiring the owl for my purposes

Yeah I'll be honest with you my dream wedding has now changed from "on a boat, the cake has a shark erupting upwards from top tier" to "a storm of snowy owls shaking mother of pearl glitter off their wings"

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Star Wars meets Lady Marmalade

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It's the confidence while making these statements that clearly feel like a slam dunk to them and I'm just over here thinking WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK ROGUE MEANS

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My (dyslexic but very smart) friend typed this in the group chat once and i loved it so much. "oof, bit rouge", it works

Which may be a sign of wisdom. Maybe he knew things we don't about his victim. Maybe he wanted to get out of photoshoot duties for the foreseeable and strategised this.

The number of people replying to this disputing the use of the word "rogue" in a way that makes it very obvious they don't know what it means has genuinely surprised me

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Rogue doesn't mean he was unwise, just disobedient.

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The couple on a date who replaced the late middle aged argentines are reminding me why I don't date jesus fucking christ

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Also not being funny but I haven't lived in Spain since 2007 and barely get to practise and a South American native speaker thought I was Spanish, I will be riding that wave of smug for weeks

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They're Argentinian but I am still being nice to them because I don't judge them by their football team

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A woman I'd heard speaking spanish was trying to ask me to watch her stuff for a sec in nonexistent english and i said sure and Spanish is fine btw in Spanish and now she keeps helping me with stuff like bringing me blue roll for the table out of I assume sheer relief

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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 02/10/2026

Hello bonjour what are we referencing here pls i want to join in

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Reposted by Hannah

- Harold Shipman - Fred West - Rose West - Peter Sutcliffe - John Wayne Gacy - Myra Hindley - Amol Rajan.

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I'm watching The Bone Temple and I will be real with you it's bad

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You are all in the bottom half x

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"We are all intending to die a lot earlier so"

They could literally just negotiate using the audio guides the Bayeux Tapestry Museum has which are hilarious in their naked pro-Normans bias

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it's true my dad is not innocent of the exhausted supply of jam

Just rung my sister and my parents ars arguing in the background. "You're not fucking innocent, where jam is concerned."

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undisputed mistress of the Girl Dinner

Some Crosra Mollica oregano crostini, a tub of Sabra and a cereal bowl of pomodorini with salt and extra virgin olive oil, enjoyed with a fine vintage of Coke Zero

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thank you :) yeah i think it would save money long run but what do I know.

Anyone can pay about 20 quid to get it in Boots which I will. The NHS gives it for free if you meet certain criteria- eg. age, chronic conditions, being a carer- that would make it more dangerous for you to get or transmit flu. BMI over 40 is a qualifying condition, but I lost over 100lb.

Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes I am so angry. The pharmacy lady last year said "Is your BMI 40? It's not is it" wow ok