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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 5h

Found a picture of the bird puppet thing Kelly Clarkson is pissed she wasn't allowed to buy for 15 thousand dollars and all I can say is girl what

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Behold my dinky little Sunday roast

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My avi is probably about 8 years old (I just like the shocked by my first visit to Hamilton expression) but like... this one's 4 months old so?

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If I were Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary the first thing I would do when I got back to earth would be to fuck that woman up who put me on the ship

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just saw an article about how a woman found a page on Amazon saying the data on her indicates she has a flat ass so I looked at mine and I'm the most boring fucker imaginable (says nothing about my ass)

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bet this one smells like all the others (rancid herbal fertility potion from the local witch) but with incense

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's the confidence while making these statements that clearly feel like a slam dunk to them and I'm just over here thinking WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK ROGUE MEANS

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They could literally just negotiate using the audio guides the Bayeux Tapestry Museum has which are hilarious in their naked pro-Normans bias

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

undisputed mistress of the Girl Dinner

Some Crosra Mollica oregano crostini, a tub of Sabra and a cereal bowl of pomodorini with salt and extra virgin olive oil, enjoyed with a fine vintage of Coke Zero

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heads up this tastes like a fucking Yankee Candle

Yfood creamy cookie flavour, which is disgusting

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today in "what's an absolutely deranged thing I could say on the internet"

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Omg you can't say that to him

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't be silly, it says BETTER ENGLISH PEOPLE OF SHIT DEAD

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just incredibly normal stuff, a guy is cruising the Channel in a speedboat trying to drown first responders

The This Is Fine dog in his burning building drinking coffee and smiling obliviously

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not to be Will here but nothing about this works? The colours don't go. The jewellery doesnt go. The American Gothic hairstyle and aging makeup with the plunging slouchy teenager top and the glittery trousers. The leather murder gloves. What. Why.

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

reading this about one sided conversations and maybe I want to know about your vasectomy

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Getting served a lot of Facebook arguments about this so just taking the opportunity to say I don't *like* it exactly but at least it's not the fly-infested whipped cream thing?

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Any way facebook could give it a fucking rest

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

can't show you me wearing it, too wildly sexy

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Non-white people in the UK get "cheap sugar and jam" added to the pork, dairy and barley diet

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Every male in the UK is called Charles, Coventry has doubled in size and a 49 year old man alive today has only been as far as Elgin

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Chester-le-Street is not a city, nor is it of 37,000 people, and I bet this mf lives on chicken nuggets

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I think it is probably not an overstatement to say I hate the Tate Modern actually

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lma, and I mean this very sincerely, o

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Extraordinarily bad portrait of Dolly Parton

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The urge to close the cooker hood which is awaiting repair but would short the electrics again is very strong

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

All offence meant that's an absolutely moronic thing to say and your Senior Tutor was a wet fucking flannel

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Look at that beautiful chilly grey sky. I am sitting out!

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It's spaghetti but close enough

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

No I actually have more weight to lose than fits in a handbag

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

www.thecut.com/article/surr... but we should totally start doing this here

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Head of wooden horse containing Greek soldiers at the gate of Troy, 1180BC

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pleased to see actresses talking about this because imo if you need to "method act" you can't act x

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Hannah @teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

So like... this is not a flattering dress for £850. Inevitably cunts were gonna go "looking fat there hun" because cunts gonna cunt. But the "it is unfeminist to think this dress looks crap" narrative is even more tedious than that