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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 22/01/2025
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Mike Gravel
@MikeGravel
If Democrats nominate Joe Biden, he may win, and we'll have four years of weak, feckless Democratic leadership.
And then, in four years, he'll be defeated by a Republican Party even more openly white nationalist. If you nominate an Obama redux, you'll just get a worse Trump redux
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
fuck osha real ones die on the job site
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I will amass every follow for follow bot. they will be my legion as we raze this website and enact a new dawn where shitposting really means posting like shit
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
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Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Dating an inattentive speedrunner be like: it's me or the ps2!
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A cedar waxwing, striking in the photo as the exposure has been blasted out like crazy. The outline of the bird resting on a thin and wispy branch stands out strikingly against a white back drop, streaked with other thin, black spider legs, sprouting various yellow-green tufts of leaves at the tips of their wodded fingers, as honey on the claws of a bear. The bird's belly is visible a wonderful gradient from yellow to brown as your eyes might gaze from the tail to the head. Just across its eyeline a thin black mask obscures the nature of its optical receptors and yet you can feel that they are trained on you. For as the artist captures his muse, the muse too stares back and captures the wonder of the observer. As if there were inherent beauty in not just the act of seeing but of being seen. This bird captivated me and I hope in a way I returned unto it some joy. That a land-bound ape marvelled for a moment and that in so touching me, it was touched back. To appreciate one's own beauty through the eyes of another and to not take for granted one's own form. A beautiful thing
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
anyone else enjoy the apps quivering in fear, knowing that any one of them could be next? before, ultimately, the finger of god reaches down and removes the unworthy. every notification sent a possible provocation. as the storage fills, I ask myself, "what could i have done for Him to come for me?"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
oh wow
Hello, Jon. 

This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. 

Thank you for everything, Jon.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 21/11/2024
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 15/11/2024
NOOOOOOO 😭
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beens @coolbeens.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i been following everyone over here, and just to remind everyone who i am on this new website: hello! it's jasmine/beens and i do 2d animation and art things :D you can find my stuffff on my linktree :3 thankss! linktr.ee/coolbeens
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
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Mr happy and Mr sad from the train meme inside of the trolley problem
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
just hit the pen that's mightier than the sword...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
JD Vance attempts to justify spreading lies about Haitians eating pets in Springfield, Ohio: “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people then that's what I'm going to do”
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/03/2024
if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Yap-uza Story's Dragging: Infinite Exposition Dumps
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Every Let's Play kid becomes a podcast guy
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 11/10/2023
The Girl with the Dadgum Tattoo
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 11/10/2023
Not-even-hot-take: all millipedes are gentle and beguiling — and their nasty-ass centipede cousins give them a bad name.
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tchews @tchews.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Just hit a strike with no underwear on. call that free bowlin'
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