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T.C. Gnome

@tcgnome.bsky.social
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Old white guy; resident of the illegally occupied Kingdom of Hawai'i. Creator of sarcastic retorts and finally mature enough to not post most of them. Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!

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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 42m
I come from a chatty family. My mother would talk on the phone to a wrong number caller for twenty minutes.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why are all the 35 year old male protagonists in these xmas movies widowed. I mean what is happening to these women.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 45m
Why use one word when a thousand will do?
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 1h
@dc2go.bsky.social Was that you or Gavin that cleverly programmed Otto to Follow John Waite with his former band, The Babys?
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KQ5 @kq5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey! It's 4:20 (am) in Hawaii! Celebrating Indigenous Peoples' Day the right way.😉
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Hooray for Paddy Pumpkinhead!!! @paddydoublems.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day
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Go Deep, I'll Look for You @godeep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤣
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting through 2026 be like
Crying Gumby.  The poor bastard looks like his eyes are peeling off.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Jesus - is that really how they see us?" From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1650, May 2025.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😀👍
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you see this, post a Witch.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would you spend more time on this island if you had a really cool e-Golf to drive around?
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Y'all still have hair? Cool.
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𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖗 @wertheimer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Lucky Dog (When Stan Met Ollie) 10 Oct 1921 #FilmSky🎞️
youtu.be
Let Us Love
YouTube video by Fredric Wertham
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This 👇
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need a clone of me, but one with more working parts.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This was my reaction a couple of months ago when I discovered Claire Hooper's House of Games from Australia.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Lukas Large @lukaslarge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had a nice time leading a couple of forays in Moseley Bog for the Friends today
Young Fly Agaric A cluster of Honey fungi Birch KnightsResinous bracket
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Christine @searambo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😢
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Squeamy Ellis 🇨🇦 @squeamyellis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lt. Boohura @ltuhura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Da Coach is among da stars.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Michimaru-kun, a dog who’s obsessed with road safety and carries a car purse, is the mascot for the Central Nippon Expressway Company (NEXCO Central).
An orange and white dog mascot with a red car as a handbag stands on a green carpet in a crowded convention centre.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤔Hmm... not sure... Could you show them each with a bag of frozen broccoli florets?
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought you might fly...
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You could come visit the wife and me, and we could all take hits together!❤️
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I could never get the hang of it myself...
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm going to see @dbryan647.bsky.social next week to return a bottle of Canadian whiskey, right after I fly these bananas back to Equador.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@tade-kuu-mushi.bsky.social Happy Birthday!🎉
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mahalo!😊
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nobody prepares you for how much of life is just waiting in parking lots for other people.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m a 25 year old sexy single gal from Calgary and I’m voting for Albertan independence
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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
skeletor wise cracks
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The joys of legal discovery (i.e. Pedolf's prosecution team would have to hand over copies of the unredacted Epstein files) & he'd have to submit to giving a DNA sample
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shared with the Lennons? Imagine!
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you, and Happy Early Birthday, which you share with one of my favourite bartenders, the late Olga Hahn of American Legion Post 800 (Department of California).
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(insert 'wife' between 'My' and 'just')
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@dc2go.bsky.social My just told me "It's your birthday, you can do whatever you want." I replied "Unless Jay Leno wants to do that, too." #TeamCoCo
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, I'm still doing NDAs. I can't really talk about it.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep, he played YOUR request! 😂 #DJsPet
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I adopted that rule about 6 years ago, about the same time I began yelling "Get off my lawn!" at random times to no one in particular.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mahalo, Darren!😊
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😘Thank you!
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Reddington @katarinarostovairl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how it feels when you finally decide to look for a new job
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"You all pick on me because I'm short, I know." #7A
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@dc2go.bsky.social You and I are the same age now. Please play some XTC.
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T.C. Gnome @tcgnome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What caused you to stop? Male Pattern Baldness?
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Reverend Moonshine @reverend-moonshine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't reward the machine. Always pirate your Satan-worshiping suicide-advocating heavy metal.
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