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Henry aka Tauf

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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks
"Navigation Details. Upon arrival, please proceed to the rental counter"
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I accidentally removed an app from my home screen and a week later I still don't know what it was
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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veery @veery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes you could say i’m a centrist
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this a Boomer Shooter?
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
St Augustine, the grass guy?
Jim Downey's, "Jeff Epstein, financier?" From Conan's podcast
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bean is at an age at her preschool where they're supposed to wear uniforms but when I look at the pictures in the updates a lot of those kids ain't wearing uniforms and my autistic ass is throwing my hands in the air and yelling "So I guess rules are just optional huh?"
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All I'm gonna say is two years ago Biden was president and both my cats were alive
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look LOOK I will have to try out WoW Forever. I HAVE TO. It's just true. I'm a different guy now. It will be FINE
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today's daycare acoustic cover is Creep by Radiohead
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After spending a week at Disney I think everyone should get a free name change between the ages of 18 and 25 for many reasons not the least of which is to fix the fucked up spellings people give their kid's names
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whichever non-colorblind person picked amber and green as the two standard status indicator colors I will fight in the afterlife
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Evan Palmer (nibuto) @evanpalmercomics.com · 04/09/2026
As they cover the Silmarillion, I'm still genuinely interested in hearing what @austinwalker.bsky.social thinks about my hand painted version of the Ainulindalë: www.evanpalmercomics.com#/ainulindale/
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watching a Frozen short and "It's the first Christmas in forever" and I have so many questions. Did Elsa have to convert to Christianity to resist invasion or something?
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Equipping Aerith with Speed Up, First Strike, Steadfast Block, and Precision Defense Focus and hoping for the best
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've put a lot of thought into it and here is my casting for a muppets lord of the rings
Frodo	Kermit
Samwise	Miss Piggy
Merry	Skeeter
Pippin	Scooter
Legolas	Gonzo
Gimli	Fozzy
Boromir	Sam the Eagle
Aragorn	Real Human
Gandalf	Real Human
Gollum	Elijah Wood
Rohirrim	Real Humans?
Denethor	Real Human
Eomer	Muppet
Eowyn	Janice
"Other men 
Bree/Dunlendings"	Real Humans?
Goblins/Orcs	Animal
Trolls	Sweetums
Saruman	Real Human
Balrog 	Use original movie CGI
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dark Souls is a Mega Man game
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've put a lot of thought into it and here is my casting for a muppets lord of the rings
Frodo	Kermit
Samwise	Miss Piggy
Merry	Skeeter
Pippin	Scooter
Legolas	Gonzo
Gimli	Fozzy
Boromir	Sam the Eagle
Aragorn	Real Human
Gandalf	Real Human
Gollum	Elijah Wood
Rohirrim	Real Humans?
Denethor	Real Human
Eomer	Muppet
Eowyn	Janice
"Other men 
Bree/Dunlendings"	Real Humans?
Goblins/Orcs	Animal
Trolls	Sweetums
Saruman	Real Human
Balrog 	Use original movie CGI
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Had to explain to a homeschooler on Tiktok that they benefit from other people's children also being educated
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How do I explain Rouge the Bat to my 3 year old?
A kids meal toy from Wendy's. It's a pink case with Rouge the Bat on it with a chaos emerald. Inside is a pack of trading carts. Next to it is a beast you from the 90s Beauty and the Beast
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poison Swamps are good
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Condescending ass "Let's finish setting up your PC" dialog on boot for a computer I've had for 6 years all because I don't want to use OneDrive or set up Hello
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Emmurder Killwell えま @emmakidwell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
a.) this is exactly my shit b.) brenda romero you are goated
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The ability to reply "stop" to stop receiving text messages from someone doesn't mean a God damn thing if they can f****** sell my phone number
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sometimes I'll get a guessthe.game in one guess and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me and today is one of those days. It's been like 10 years since I've played that game and I didn't play it that much. Sometimes it's games I've never even played!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/08/2026
I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam
youtu.be
Rideshare "Stimulator" - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
when you look at those charts and notice all standards of living and social life going to hell starting in the 80s, well, let's just say there's a very clear political reason why
1980 The Wtich-king comes Mordor and there gathers the Nazgul. A Balrog appears in Moria, and slays Durin VI.
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
An anime character who owns a body pillow with a picture of a real normal human man on it
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Big Walk
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Pervert
A screenshot of YouTube music for a track titled The Pervert from the Final Fantasy Tactics soundtrack. The album art is of two noble soldiers holding swords
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 04/08/2026
Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Kaylin Mahoney my nominee for Greatest Breakout Performance in a Streaming Game Show
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've received so many reminder notifications about my upcoming ADHD appointment that it feels hateful
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Someone needs to give @ckunzelman.bsky.social , @austinwalker.bsky.social , and @ztul.bsky.social the money to make a sort of Lord of the Rings Animatrix
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Scheduling text messages feels like a superpower do you have the bean
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Jon Perry @perryjon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🎉Excited to announce I've adapted Party House from UFO 50 into a physical card game! 🎉 Teaser trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNF... Kickstarter prelaunch page (shared w/ a Baba is You game!): www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit... Brought to you by @bitewinggames.bsky.social More details soon! 🥳
youtube.com
Party House: The Deckbuilding Game — Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Bitewing Games
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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alexis @steppinlazer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you heard it here first
a box inset on the bottom right corner of the microsoft windows lock screen titled “this day in history” followed by “evil lurking in the hearts of men no longer unknowable” with a link to “see more memories of the day”
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A tile in a list of web apps that says "Report A Concern via Ethicspoint" the icon is a side view of a palm up hand with a stylized bust of a person floating over it" the stylized bust is a top half of a circle for the chest and a slightly tall oval for a head
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We grabbed this book from a little free library and because this glitter layer is added on it looks like it was a nude drawing that someone censored
"A surprise for Belle" the cover art is her standing in a glittery yellow ball gown. It's a lift-a-flap sound book with buttons in the side that make noiseAlternate angle of the previous use the different reflection of the light to highlight that the glitter is an extra paint layer on top of the picture of Belle
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wild that Nintendo sold so much DLC for the last Mario Kart and then chose a format for this Mario Kart that makes DLC impossible for them to make
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We were in AirBnbs last week for some sudden travel we had to do and I got to play my favorite game of checking out the algorithm of whoever left themselves logged into youtube. One guy had a LOT of videos about peptides.
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Big Brother is a serious game of social strategy
A young man, a woman in a costume that makes her look like an egg that's a detective and a shirtless man who is looking in a refrigerator are talking to each other
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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A weather app screenshot showing it's 103 degrees fahrenheit with a 116 degree feels like. The emojis show a person sweating because it's too hot with a water gun pointed to their head
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Henry aka Tauf @tauf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think at some point the Grants should have started spinning and no I won't elaborate
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