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@tannerwa.bsky.social
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28 | he/him washed up "speedrunner" | web dev | AR --> MI like to program random shit and play games sometimes

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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deadlock is the greatest game on planet earth at the present moment send post
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i feel that donald trump is more like wrongald trump because his claims are quite often wrong
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
whenever someone on here complains that an independent creator is charging for their content i’m like “oh there’s a republican who doesn’t know it yet”
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OpenAI set $22M on fire just to steal $1M from a human who did the actual work, and that’s the business plan our economy is betting everything on? Lol.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you make a slop "recomp" we're sending Scary Piano after you. Do not test us.
The piano from Super Mario 64.
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nintendo Direct Guy’s two voices
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I'm here to share an update on the upcoming game in the Super Mario series. Fuuuuck its gone. It's all gone. I deleted everything, all of it. The ice cream elephant melted and everything. Fuck.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Omni Man and Invincible are floating in the sky. Two fighter jets are flying nearby. One is labeled "double" and the other is labeled "float". Omni Man is labeled "Mathematicians". Panel 2: Omni Man / Mathematicians turn to Invincible and say "Look what they need to mimic a fraction"
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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lindsey graham died and my first thought was man he had that banger tweet about snack wraps and I realized that was newt gingrich damn he ain't had no legacy at all
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truman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i took the wrong plane this is NOT going to Minneapolis bro
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i'm so glad this guy is behind the net. i've never seen anyone less ready for a foul ball
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
25 years ago: "i'm sorry Mrs. Smith but your 14 year-old son Charlie downloaded a Metallica album off Napster and now he's being sued for $1 million & might go to jail" Today: "we fed every song in existence into our model what the fuck do you mean we have to pay for it? that's ridiculous!!!"
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
we got GTA6 cover art before GTA6😔 (i have never played GTA i just wanted to make a funny)
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ain’t nothing like a term limited governor doing whatever tf they want because they will not have to face the consequences at the ballot box afterwards.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I think one of the problems is that people keep saying conservative when they actually mean racist. No conservative is like, "Oh, I can't listen to Kendrick because I'm actually in favor of a small, limited government that doesn't put money into a social safety net."
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truman @bigiftruman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
we got him
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
How Come Last Time You Selected a Star You Collected a Different One. Do You Hate Me.
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
when the new Barnes and Noble near me opened, I told people: “while they aren’t as good as a local bookstore, i will still shop at B&N a thousand times before using Amazon”. and then they go and pull this shit.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING POST OFFICE HOURS JESUS CHRIST
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xkcd Bot @xkcd-bot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246 Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun. Explain xkcd: www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/…
Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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Gelty Drake @geltydrake.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Repost to make it die faster
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this post was sponsored by Northernlion
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🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 18/04/2026
The ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion:
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
hey so this is fucking insane god this bubble can’t pop soon enough
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"Thousands of innocents – including hundreds of children – dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason." with alt-text
Ben Rhodes @brhodes · 5h

In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with the IRGC demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents – including hundreds of children – dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.
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JAQQQLN 🐇 🔞 @jaqqqln.gay · 05/04/2026
Vibe coding? Heh. AI is inevitable. Yall are just afraid of the future *smirk* 😏
The empty bsky screen we have all been seeing a lot lately
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 31/03/2026
In retrospect this is very funny
Bluesky tweet on Nov 20, 2025: every time a software tool adds an Al feature nobody asked for, a human logs off
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
istg i’m not jumping ship to another platform, if this one becomes unusable i think i am just done
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
tf is youtube asking ME this for?? did y'all forget??
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 19/03/2026
They should give people a VLC Media Player yearly wrap up No one would post it because it would just be piracy and freak shit. But it would be fun to have for personal memories.
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Golden @go1den.com · 03/03/2026
If this is the future of programming I am switching careers and becoming a painter or something
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
in no particular order couldn’t choose between Vaporeon or Jolteon, settled on Eevee as a compromise (plus it can evolve into like 9 different things at this point)
DragoniteGengarSuicuneEevee
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Maddie Wagon @madevening.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
When Charles Schulz died, every currently syndicated cartoonist set aside a day to pay tribute to him and his life's work. The Garfield one was my favorite. No one will do that for Adams.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
me thinks deadlock (closed alpha game) releasing 12 heroes in 6 months has overwatch (10 year old game) a lil scared also i know the news broke yesterday but how did i not see that this new hero looks strikingly similar to an existing deadlock hero hahaha
seven from deadlockseven from deadlock but make it overwatch
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 29/01/2026
If I worked for Google, and I knew it looked this bad, the last thing I would do is give early access to a bunch of reporters who I just *know* are going to gleefully churn out copyright infringement.
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tannerwa @tannerwa.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
colossal L for Kyrsten Sinema, which is always an even bigger W for everyone else
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star
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