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@talestoenrage.bsky.social
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Everyone suspects themselves of a distinguishing physical feature, and this is mine: I am probably the tallest person you know. He/Him

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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 4h
Me seeing people post at cons: We could hang if I went, I could be a cool and fun person to be around Also me: Of course I bury my feelings down deep and share nothing with strangers, are you CRAZY, they will MOCK ME and HURT ME Also Also Me: Sharing this on social media makes sense
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 8h
Sell 3 million copies, make Rockstar literally sink into the earth in panic.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 8h
It won't, but I want it to crash and burn just so that "the most important game ever made" is revealed as a sham.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everything I now about Ultima is third hand, but I think the best case scenario is re-releases and remasters of the existing game. And elsewhere he's definitely talked about how great generative AI is for game development, so....yeah.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting a diagnosis might mean more up front costs to support a person in terms of medication, OT, and so on-but you then get a happier, healthier person who can advocate for themselves and take necessary steps to work and live. Sounds like a net positive, even just financially.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One or two lines could fix it, but I suspect they won't do that.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you mean the original XBC song, or the XBC 3 version? Because it's not quite the same vibe, but I do love the one in 3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6lQ...
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Xenoblade Chronicles 3 OST: You Will Know Our Names - Finale (Normal and Climax)
YouTube video by Atomosphere (Atom)
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In lighter news compared to… *vague hand gesture*, Clay here is a fan of my wearing jeans.
A man lays on a brown sectional couch, wearing a red shirt and blue jeans. A grey cat with a cream colored belly is flopped in between his legs.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soft men living frictionless lives will commit untold barbarism to avoid acknowledging the truth of who they are
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lads. Bad news.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how quickly I’d get banned from Youtube if I started posting the Peekaboo image on every react video on my feed.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not going to tell any creative person they need to keep working with someone they aren't vibing with, but sometimes you need to get some friction to make the work better, even if it's just someone asking you why you want this story idea instead of hyping you up about it.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Carrie$?
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This reminds me of the footnote about how Bilbo's legend eventually turns into Mad Baggins to future hobbits, who shows up with an explosion and a bag of gold in one hand.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"So has old Bilbo gone Dwarvish or Elvish?" "Both!"
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"What do you mean they're not wargamers? Are you sure? ...Do you think they'll start wargaming? I see. I see. Did you ask? You did? Oh. ...Well, I'm still going to write it like they'll come to their senses someday."
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oof, I'm sorry. I got both today in one arm because I wasn't sure how much I'd react, but wanted my dominant hand ready to go.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To take this out of the thread it's in, it's funny to think about how Gygax was right that it's easier to do a TTRPG that's mostly a short story per adventure than a grand epic like LotR...but he didn't realize what the average player for D&D would be, and maybe didn't want even after it happened.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It definitely seems to be a situation where Gygax wanted mostly pulp stuff like Conan once D&D started taking over from Chainmail, but most of his initial players wanted Tolkien. Then there's the whole Blackmoor situation with Dave Arneson.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's been fascinating to learn how much stuff we assume D&D took from Tolkien (and it took a lot) and altered, only to realize it actually came from other fantasy fiction, and we just don't recognize the change because those books are much more obscure.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't have proof, but it would make perfect sense if this was Ike "I'd charge my employees for every sip of water they took in the office if I could" Perlmutter deciding it wasn't worth doing it in-house.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would definitely rethink my opposition to modern Grinch remakes if one featured Boss Grinch trying to kill off the upstart Whos, so he could expand his mob territory
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bilbo doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he KNOWS he doesn’t know, compared to the dwarves assuming they’ll take care of it somehow.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Animation happens all over the globe, but a company like Toei isn’t paying for people to move to Japan and for Japanese language courses, and that’s before we get into each studio’s actual work practices.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UltraMegaTron (or God Kaiserforce Megatron in the Japanese market).
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even if they bounce off of something, you at least gave them the chance to try out something new and gave them a different approach instead of a "put X in Y slot" style of education.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cool!
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm too far from current game trends to know, so is this a thumbs up or thumbs down reveal?
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In hindsight, that was a warning shot for what Bruce Timm would descend to in the DTV/DTS stuff.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not out of the question, unfortunately, but the art style reminds me of Bubble Guppies. Which wasn't my fave, but also was made well before the slop started happening.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The human body: annoyingly inconsistent!
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure I like the art style, but hopefully it'll be good for its intended audience, and will have some educational stuff in its stories. bsky.app/profile/toon...
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GANDILF: They breasted too boobily...and too deep.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Noel is loathsome not just because of his shitty behavior, but because you can see exactly why he does it-Cassie rolled up with a far more interesting life than he expected, and he decided to take that as an attack.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's also a part of my brain that's tickled by getting some of the references, specifically stuff like recognizing the supervillain community is "A Town Called Malice" from the Jam's song. It's like MST3K when I was a kid: many references going over my head, but getting just enough to want more.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But also "you will have to deal with shit from our parents and the past generations that is not your fault, but is your responsibility."
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm much more willing to watch ATHF than some of the other early Adult Swim shows, but it's also the same joke played out in various forms. Which is fine, but it doesn't excite me like seeing VB move from "haha, Johnny Quest was dumb" to "we must all reckon with the life we have made for ourselves."
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me a month ago: Oh shit, they're uploading full episodes of the Venture Brothers to Youtube? Sweet! Me a minute ago: Oh, they're uploading full episodes of ATHF to Youtube? Well, I guess that's fine.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know he's probably just an out of touch asshole, but part of me worries Chris Rock has gotten like this because he's got some horrible secret he's trying to keep under wraps (assuming it's not already rumored, anyway).
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the middle would still sag if they were doing this with 30+ wrestlers, but keeping it to a smaller number helps a lot.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But also not as simple as "avoid being eliminated until the end," because if you get to the scoring period and get pinned a bunch and/or don't pin anyone, you lose!
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My main reason for not watching at the start was not wanting to pay for another streaming service to watch exactly 1 show, when my track record on using the streaming service I already had was abysmal. Later on it became a quality question, but at the start it was just "I won't have time."
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've never seen DISC, but what I've heard (from trusted sources) makes me think I wouldn't like it...but I've never heard anything that makes me go "that's not Star Trek!" And to be honest, I think it would be a really high bar to clear before I said something like that.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Roger Ebert’s quote about judging a movie on what it was trying to do, not what you wanted it to do, is useful in a lot of areas.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*cues up “Behind the Bastards” episode about Edward Serrate, The Bread Slicer*
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels bad on every level to me, which is an odd achievement.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, hell. I'm sorry.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get much madder at inaccurate or blithe critiques of a thing I like than perceptive ones. Star Trek is often colonialist in framing even if it's not colonialist in practice? Yes, I think that's true. Kirk sleeps with every woman he can see? Well, now I know not to listen to you.
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Can I have a latte?" "Only if you take responsibility for the changes." "What?" "What?"
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Tales To Entomb @talestoenrage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not trying to be mean to fanartists, because that definitely feels like punching down. I just worry on the latter point about unintended consequences.
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