BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 15hHas there ever been a stepsiblings porno named “Fun For The Hole Family”? There must be 110
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There were few wrestlers who were better at communicating whether they were heel or face through just their wrestling than PAC 020
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was thinking about Dynamite tomorrow and decided against it. I was at a show in Pittsburgh where a wrestler died suddenly less than a month ago, and now this Dynamite in Pittsburgh is a memorial show for another wrestler who died suddenly. I don’t think I can do it. 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Playing a rousing game of “What Is Making My Car Smell Like This” 010
Reposted by BRABKatie Bayler @bustronaut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQOx...youtube.comPAC vs. AJ Styles - PWG ALL STAR WEEKEND IV 2006 | FULL MATCHYouTube video by Sport INDIE 011
Reposted by BRABKatie Bayler @bustronaut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCp...youtube.comAJ Styles vs. PACYouTube video by Devil Trigger 111
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Enzo touchingly eulogizing PAC on Busted Open for 20 minutes only to end it by shilling his album is the most Enzo thing possible 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Operations manager at the gym told me I was looking buff so I’ll be riding that high all day 💪 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know I’m getting back into good shape bc dudes I don’t know at the gym will give me the nod 💪 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They should continue with LANTERNS in the TRUE DETECTIVE tradition of having two new leads every season. I can’t wait for the Guy Gardner-Kilowogg season 1113
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me, five days after getting gas without fail: “Ugh why is my tank low didn’t I JUST get gas?” 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dancing to TI’s “Whatever You Like” while actively eating a burrito in between client appointments is just normal personal trainer behavior 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh no I have to continue not listening to Ed Sheeran’s music 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Pittsburgh-specific abbreviations: Yinz’ve Yinz’d Yinz’d’ve 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today the new manager at my part-time gig asked me “Do you like bartending here?” and my honest answer was “Well, I like bartending.” 😑 110
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today I’m taking a rest day, not from yesterday’s workout, but from yesterday’s personal training schedule. 100
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Marvel Comics/Stephen Colbert Captain America Shield is going to get passed around soon-to-be-cancelled Late Night shows like the world’s most cursed Traveling Pants 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ppl used to discourage women to get tattoos by saying “You’ll have those when you’re older & look ridiculous” Well now there’s a bunch of tattooed 45+s and they’re all fuckin hot 130
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I never realized that I should be grateful I didn’t get pulled into a cult when I got divorced but now I am 101
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The biggest change in my personality since becoming a personal trainer is the regular usage of the 💪 emoji as a punctuation in text messages 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You know, the Ocarina Of Time remake is just about the only other game that could or should release in November 2026 110
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How are YOU celebrating the Sega Dreamcast’s 27th birthday 110
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If I were a SoundCloud rapper my name would be Finessa Carlton 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A Phil Collins-themed rhythm video game called Su Su Studio 021
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Personally I can’t wait to hear the first person ask Avery Styles how he feels about his large following in The Gay Community 020
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My joke about personal training has become “I would train people for free, the work I need to be paid for is the scheduling.” 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ace Ventura was only ever Jim Carrey doing Shitty Columbo 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I honestly never thought we’d have a president dumb enough to start a trade war with Canada. That’s on me for not thinking big enough I guess 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Rounding to the nearest 10, how many times in his life do you think Quentin Tarantino has done a line off a woman’s foot 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This week I have 20 clients scheduled for 30 sessions and I’m thinking about reducing my hours at my other job 🤯 120
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Once they start putting THC in C4 energy drinks it’s game over for me 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tip from a recovered copy editor: The singular form of “Biceps” is “Biceps.” It’s one biceps. If you tear that muscle, it is a biceps tear, not a bicep tear. A bicep isn’t a thing. 100
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Neil Young is really fucking great at music. That is all. 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026❌ Sending your kids to college so they can get educated and find a fruitful career ✅ Sending your kids to college so you can get their friends hooked on coke and make a ton of money off them 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Not me getting back up to 165lbs, hitting a double bi in the mirror and shouting out “HE’S BACK” 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you can’t handle me at my Justin, you don’t deserve me at my Kelly. 021
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Today was supposed to be my rest day from working out and I still hit box jumps at 42” and held a dead hang for like 90-100 seconds to win a competition lol 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You know you had a good leg day when it hurts to walk *down* a hill 110
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The end of Undertaker’s CVV interview where he praises “My lord and savior Jeevers Christ” 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This week I trained 14 personal training clients for a total of 17 30-minute sessions. This is starting to build into something consistent and not something I feel like I’m going to fail at. 121
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If you’re not doing drugs with me I can only assume you are doing drugs against me. 020
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This week I’ve been too busy to donate plasma at Biolife so hopefully that means I’m making enough money where I don’t have to donate plasma. 110
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026One of my favorite backhanded gym compliments is “You’re stronger than I’d expect for a guy your size” Yeah mf keep underestimating me 000
