Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have to confess. Two months ago I was at a jewelry store with my girlfriend, and while the employee was showing her rings I screamed because I thought the mirror on the wall was a window and a car was about to drive into the building we were in 110
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes my fictional characters can survive an entire day or two without medical attention after losing an arm, leg or eye. No I do not care if it's impossible, because it goes hard, and that's the part I care about. 100
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think we're wasting God's blessings on people who sneeze, there are like, stray cats who need those blessings more. 100
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do kids continue to wear their shoes on the wrong feet after the first time to be contrarian Because after you're told "they're supposed to point toward each other" you just know that now 011
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can food induce a stroke? Because every time I make toast (which unrelated, I always seem to burn, like how hard is it to not burn toast?) I feel like I smell burnt toast. 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You think you're autistic? I have to change the key I think in when I enter a new room because the white noise sounds different. 010
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We're already closer to 2004 than 1997. Feel old yet? 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So you're telling me the alien crash landed in the alien-obsessed person's yard and not the water that covers 70% of the planet 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hastily-made and not so good comic I drew at 2 AM about this thing bluesky keeps doing to me for some reason #bluesky #comic #art 140
Reposted by Takashishifulara @foxlett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026cat sketch #cat #art #animalart 42110362548
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Manginas and boypussies being entirely different things is why people have such a hard time learning English 111
Reposted by Takashishifulwindii's wingdings @cosmicmaria.girlonthemoon.xyz · 15/08/2026good to know 2828324
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If a guy is sagging his pants and he has cool underwear on, is it weird to compliment his underwear or like, does he want that? 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Is Jesus the first case of the Streisand effect? Killing him definitely made him more popular, I think if he was still alive no one would care as much 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 31/07/2026We reheated pizza on the 80 cent plastic Walmart plate With the 2 liter cherry Pepsi in the 80 cent plastic Walmart cup On the 6 dollar Walmart fish tableclothstatic.klipy.comLow Tier GodALT: Low Tier God 100
Reposted by TakashishifulMags Visaggio 🏳️⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 20/07/2026"man suspected of protesting" 71279228
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I'll say it as many times as I need to, the cure for the male loneliness epidemic is for us (the males) to start wearing slutty little crop tops. 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The late 2010s and early 2020s were so full of white guys in their 20s who played like 7 hours of Persona 5 and made it their entire personality. Heaven forbid they even know Persona 4 was the yellow one 101
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me: I'm gonna try to draw a font where all the letters are the same height and width! lowercase L and uppercase M: the only thing we cooperate on is not allowing that 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So if Mormons think God is a planet, is he Mr. God or Planet God? Planet is a prefix right? Planet Earth? 000
Reposted by TakashishifulRJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 14/07/2026Ivysaur painting practice 575560935
Reposted by Takashishifulvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026cars were not meant to receive firmware updates 830239
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Fuck your emulator front-ends, my emulator front-end is a folder full of shortcut files to all my emulators, which has it's own shortcut file on my desktop 000
Reposted by TakashishifulHatok @hatok.bsky.social · 12/07/2026deltarune genuinely has some of the hardest choices in any game 163695830
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 13/07/2026True woke is realizing you'll always subconsciously be a bigot in ways you're unaware of and spending the rest of your life peeling the onion of hate hoping the previous layer was the final one (there is another) 100
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 11/07/2026When I first heard of calling white people "cracker", I didn't think of cracking whips during slavery I just thought it was because we're white, salty, and square 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You know what's wrong with the youth of today? They aren't seeing enough animated bears. 100
Reposted by TakashishifulNelward @nelward.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Is this "odyssey" movie also a Mario thing? They are making too many Mario movies 1252
Reposted by TakashishifulChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Mr. John Oliver please look at RAM prices so that parents will text their gamer sons and daughters “hey did you hear about these RAM prices” and we can all respond “yeah” 112864409
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 05/07/2026sorry babe, no pussy eating during the third trimester, I don't want your water to break in my face. After the stitches heal though, it's hog wild 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Because of me my girlfriend had to watch the post credits scene of Sonic 3 through an ad for a gambling website. 020
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Okay??? I don't know why the toilet paper has to be specialized to my skin tone and sexual activity, kinda just feels like I'm being insulted by fucking toilet paper 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I only use things that require a license I don't have. Both Adobe and pedestrians hate me. 000
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Yesterday my coworker (not a Pokémon fan) asked me (a Pokémon fan) "why did they name the games after colors if they were on a game system that had no color?" I ponder a lot of pointless questions about a lot of pointless things, and yet somehow that had never crossed my mind 111
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I love how sometimes Nintendo locks the fuck in with Zelda and is like "we spent the better part of a decade making a huge industry-redefining epic" and then sometimes they're like "lol you control him with a pen in this one. haha it's not even a spin-off" 120
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 11/06/2026🇺🇸: "Why do British people even have "R" in their alphabet if they hardly ever pronounce it lmao" 🇬🇧: "WHY DO AMERICANS HAVE "R" IN THEIR ALPHABET IF THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THAT FAR INTO CLASS BEFORE THEY GET SHOT, YOU HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!!" 010
Reposted by TakashishifulSageDeoxys @sagedeoxys.bsky.social · 20/05/2026When the Extract is Spicy 17710
Reposted by Takashishiful🍉 Bestreat 🍒 @kkuien.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I like this lil guy Capsakid the pokemon doodle 061
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Don't really believe in alchemy. Not like in a skeptical way, it's real, but like, ethically speaking. 120
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If you know a white guy named Ben or Mason and he says he can play an instrument, believe his ass 100
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If I'm elected president, Beetle Adventure Racing remake 010
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Pressing start during cutscenes sucks ass because I don't know if it'll pause it, skip it, or just not do anything. And I really wanna know before I do it. 110
Takashishiful @takashishiful.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Shy Guy fans are annoying. I can't even explain it, they're just always gassing up Shy Guys. Like we weren't even talking about it man 010