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Tait, the Salty Sage

@taittheterrific.bsky.social
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He/Him A wanna be writer, artist, and martial artist who’s not doing a lot of any of that tbh. Check out @neonlightsroleplay.Bsky.social for TTRPG streams #Arcaniclasts for my Urban Fantasy story, or #false-fae-facts for some of it's worldbuilding.

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 3h
An accurate picture of me looking my toughest
michel0dy's render of the legendary Level 1 Goblin with 3 HP and who will NOT drop good items, who is nearly about to cry and is very small
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Evlyn Moreau @evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 1h
Here a bonus Megastrucutre traveller
Guy walking with a cape and infrared staff
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onion person @junlper.beer · 8h
its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
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onion person @junlper.beer · 6h
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2h
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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COMMS CLOSED 🧃🔥 @chilijuicebox.bsky.social · 6h
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST...... Full metal alchemist 😔 #fullmetalalchemist #fanart
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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 3h
The Day We Met: Chapter 5, Page 6
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White Squirrel 📦 @whitesquirrel.com · 7h
The company Kiru Made has been exploiting artists, and (before we knew that) we helped them with a convention shipment, and they’ve ignored the invoice and reminders for six months! Just shitty behavior all around, be sure to avoid them!
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 6h
I told everyone about this last year. Few believed me. If you have a contract with one of the big 4, make sure it says NO AI.
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 08/10/2026
one of the advantages of having tried to understand marxist theories about capital is that it’s always immediately bleedin obvious that capital will never ever allow economies of automation to result in increased leisure
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 10h
“A person..who.. (1) knowingly and willfully intimidates, threatens, or coerces, or attempts to intimidate, threaten, or coerce, any person for— (A) registering to vote, or voting, or attempting to register or vote..shall be fined..or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both” 52 U.S. Code § 20511
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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an early twenties girl asked if she could smoke pipe tobacco in my model T and I said yes and she was like 'you're a cool cat babydoll' and hit the charleston real smooth
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 9h
Fuck Vance. Everyone who voted to supported Hegseth or voted to confirm him should *have* to watch the execution. You can't enable this violence and get to claim delicate sensibilities. If it feels wrong to watch, it's probably wrong to do and you should do you best to keep it off the air.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 12h
a masterclass in alt text
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
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person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Flávio @flaviosd.bsky.social · 15h
The meme becomes reality.
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Json Momoa @jotatx.eurosky.social · 11h
in Brazil if you use a social media platform to explain how criminal Flavio bolsonaro is, the platform either take it down the content or hide it. Brazil right now is a major laboratory for the far right cleptobros. and if they succeed the whole world goes to shit
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Youngles 🇰🇷🔜PAX Unplugged @youngles.bsky.social · 10h
The harder your life is the more you should romanticize the little good things in it
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JLuma 🏳️‍⚧️ Comms (1/5) @jlumalee.bsky.social · 12h
❤️Day 9: Themes & Symbolism🧡 Karen’s journey in Black Spirit is one of regression & finding the resolve to push past it. But as she is now, she’s finding it hard to. But she has to… not just for the others… but for herself most of all. [Read Alt 4 More!] #bweirdOCtober2026 #art #transOC #JLumaArt
OC-Tober 2026 Day 9
Starring: Karen Thompson

Karen stares into her bedroom vanity mirror that she broke soon after joining Team Nocturne and has not bothered asking to replace it.

Karen, before joining Team Nocturne, was living a better life than most in Teron, albeit with some snags. Her entire life consisted of being the one in charge of taking care of her twin sister, Lucy while their mother was neglectful outside of being the general breadwinner of the house.

Eventually, Karen would find success as an author who sold novels based off of her and Lucy’s childhood adventures that they would imagine alongside Karen’s partner Pokémon, Garden (a Male Gardevoir that they found as an egg when children). It would allow Karen and Lucy to live on their own away from their mother who was very ignorant to Karen’s transition. Never calling her by her new name, and the frequent “Oh, I almost mistook you for your sister” comments before defaulting back to her birthname.

However, Lucy would get sick and Karen would be tricked into joining the Luminous to help pay for the rapidly increasing hospital bills. Some time later, an assassination attempt was placed on Karen and it resulted in Garden’s death, posing as Karen. She was dead in the eyes of the public, and most importantly, whoever was trying to get her.

She was brought into Team Nocturne shortly after but now she doesn’t even get to see her sister anymore and lost her best friend.

It gets harder and harder for her to try and stay in a good headspace. She views herself as regressing and gets incredible amounts of gender envy towards Jane who is infinitely more popular than she is on the team, and in general, lacks someone to confide in.

She has Simon now to do so, but despite that, she still has her moments of doubt… but she’ll enjoy the company and validation however she can. If Simon can do it, so can she… right?
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Haclif | [COMMS OPEN ✨] @haclif.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi folks! I'm going to close my commissions next Monday to focus on pending orders and client's work. So, if you would like to order, this is the perfect time to fit you on my schedule for the next couple of months. Thanks for taking a look and helping me share! 🙏 ko-fi.com/haclif/commi...
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UndaKuva🎃 @undakuva.bsky.social · 16h
smog 🐍 #lowpoly #gamedev #indiedev
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Kooks @coupleofkooks.bsky.social · 11h
Another set of portraits for #TheLabyrinth, this time cataloguing all the personas and faces Mahadi used / shapeshifted into so far. Some little details for each of the faces / personas in the Alt.
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 16h
remember to enroll to vote in the nz elections
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
There’s an argument in the comments about when public executions stopped, but like… State actors have been executing people in public, with little consequence or holding them accountable, for a very long time.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 13h
~Accidentally~ hack the medical debt or student loan records. We'll let you put AI in our toothpaste if you do that.
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Carol Cao @carolcao.bsky.social · 14h
🎃Preparing for the Halloween ✨🍁
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George @hannahtempler.com · 09/10/2026
Dreambound/Fanatic
dolly and elvira Taijitu symbol
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.
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Trump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policy
The purchase, revealed in his latest financial disclosure, involved a firm directly affected by his administration’s actions — and led by presidential ally Elon Musk.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how I know I would never stand to to torture: *frantically itching my bug bites until they bleed*
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Navy board of inquiry literally wrote in its report that the Trump/Hegseth anti-trans policy “significantly limited the scope of the proceeding,“ such that it felt the need to add this information “[t]o accurately capture the totality” of the board’s findings regarding a trans service member.
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#zombieskulltober
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Vanylla Beane🍦 @vanyllabeane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Miku, but she's fweakin ravenous. 👾
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Swirrow @pigeo-n.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Swampy Reed Witch Boy wip
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey this'll work
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zmeess [commissions open!] @zmeess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
commission for @ dykistry on tumblr, who requested @appleleef.bsky.social's changeling chronurgy wizard Hou with their familiar Wen as a present for them! thank you for commissioning me 💙 #art
digital portrait of a person facing the viewer, with their arms spread out. above and just a bit behind them, a white and tawny owl with black eyes is flying with its wings spread out in a similar gesture. over the person's head, pointing straight down, is a dagger made of dark steel, with a wavy edge to its blade. it is suspended from four red ropes that are pulled taught and keep it in the middle of the web; two of the strands are visibly fraying.
the person is a thin young adult, has light brown skin, dark brown eyes and dark brown slightly wavy hair. it is cut short on top and has a longer portion at the bottom that is braided and is resting over their left shoulder. their hair fades to a pale gray at the tips. they are dressed in a white qipao with red skirts peeking from between two slits in the front, a long-sleeved bolero made of white lace that mimics feathers, and a roomy white wrap-around coat. a cape made of grayish brown feathers is thrown over their shoulders. their outfit is decorated with red detailing, such as a wide belt made of intricately tied ropes, frog closures and tassels. attached at their belt is an hourglass and two gloves, one white and the other made of heavy brown leather.
the background behind them is beige, with brighter pale blue bringing out the silhouettes.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/10/2026
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This transphobic freak is here at @blazbaros.bsky.social if you want to block him
bsky.app
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mihama @mihama66.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
描きたいとこだけ描いた漫画 (※流血注意)
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally got them outfits
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 09/10/2026
My favourite Annie Dillard quote, from THE WRITING LIFE
Who will teach me to write? a reader wanted to know.

The page, the page, that eternal blankness, the blankness of eternity which you cover slowly, affirming time’s scrawl as a right and your daring as necessity; the page, which you cover woodenly, ruining it, but asserting your freedom and power to act, acknowledging that you ruin everything you touch but touching it nevertheless, because acting is better than being here in mere opacity; the page, which you cover slowly with the crabbed thread of your gut; the page in the purity of its possibilities; the page of your death, against which you pit such flawed excellences as you can muster with all your life’s strength: that page will teach you to write.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mantra for 2027
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
20 minutes!!!
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Analysis of the Creed - Video Essay
YouTube video by Ela Bambust
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Amanita Design 📣 @amanita-design.net · 08/10/2026
Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just like michi 😌
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Reyniki @reyniki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyway have more silly Elio art #ElioGaelri #Art #OCsky
A meme redraw of Elio wearing a t-shirt saying "don't fuck with me" in the front. He sips a coffee mug. The back of the t-shirt, displayed on the right, says "I WILL cry."
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump posted on Truth Social calling Dr Annie Andrews a transphobic slur this week, and her response is to ensure everyone knows she hates trans people too. Christ, the Democrats are fucking pathetic.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, everyone, this isn't happening. No matter how much it increases every day. Democrats are not campaigning against trans people. It's not happening.
New Annie Andrews ad, campaigning against trans rights. She says "I don't support biological men playing in women's sports." Graphic next to her says "No gender surgeries for minors."
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KB @thesignpainty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Drawtober Day #4: Roots! This little guy is a gnome… which u may already know if you’re familiar with my stuffs. I like to think he’s some kind of hiker or explorer of felled portals.
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Imbiesaurus @imbiesaurus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't like looking at the weather radar and seeing the hurricane just lurking out there. Bleh. It's not even supposed to start raining until like 8 or 9 AM.
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