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Tafubitto

@tafubitto.bsky.social
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Software developer, ROM hacker, Top 10 most Logistic people

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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My Jumpstart baby, Torment Pulse my enemies When I'm tired of laning... woah My Jumpstart baby, is charging up Pain Batteries Aura of Suff’ring, OOOOHHHH
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Fuji @notfuji.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Every generation kills Socrates And every generation resurrects Tupac
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
C sweeps Rust I'm really sorry but I'm also not
A complex tower that is completely stable, with one brick removed labeled "rust"
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Foul, beast creeps out into the bituminous atmosphere from his blighted hills.
Cute kitty in da dark
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music wins @musicwins1.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I should get this tattooed above my crotch, and above my ass.
The cover of Planescape: Torment. Featuring a perplexing blue zombie face. It's really something.
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Important post to me
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Before you git commit, ask yourself.... would this code make kim kitsuragi proud?
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
for @/ClutchCanuck on Twitter
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
New Bun
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
The horny bard trope kinda irks me because I think it's much less interesting than the bard's actual lore. They're a folklorist. They pick up magic from the peoples around them and retell the magic in passages. That's why they get magical secrets.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Who are these parents in Elden Ring? Why is everybody's name one permutation of like 2 names? Godrick Godrey Godefroy Gideon Godskin; Rennala Rellana Rya Raya Radagon Ranni Rykard Romina; Malenia Marigga Miquella Miranda
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Doodles from a lil while ago
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Best part about having shoulder length hair is taking a bath and sucking the water out of your hair like a teabag
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
So I've been trying out Rust language. I've gotta say it is wayyy overhyped. Don't get me wrong. It's a really nice language for things that need to be really performant or safe.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
These are some of the craziest NPC names I've seen in a while. Thank you King's Field
The list of non-playable-characters from King's Field (Japanese edition). It includes names like: 
Basque Crize (spelled with a Z) the soldier.
Juedds Kross the priest.
Rally Kelvim the sage.
And Ozzy Ranvalgve the gate keeper.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Sometimes I hop off the shuttle 2 or 3 stops early. It helps me get the exercise I don't get from my lifestyle. It's like a penance for studying CS.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
What do you think the rent is like in Blighttown?
A screenshot from Dark Souls showing the chosen undead atop the precarious scaffolds of Blighttown.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Fuck all natural ingredients. Give me that abnormal shit. I want my lotion to be made up of chemicals I as a computer scientist have no need to even know about
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Maybe the real The Thing was the friends we made along the way.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 02/01/2024
the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 01/01/2024
Yeaaah no. bsky.app/profile/buttplug.engineer/…
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Typecasting is one of the only C features available in real life. For example: "gay (derogatory)" and "gay (affectionate)" evaluate to different values!
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
So cool
A screenshot of a Pokémon generation 1 competitive match in which two frozen snorelaxes just sorta sit there unable to do anything
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
They really call this thing a "Snake Nut Can?"
Inconspicuous can of especially fancy salted mixed nuts. There is surely not a snake ready to spring out at you when you open it. I wouldn't ever do such a sneaky thing
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 21/12/2023
🎵twelve drummers drumming eleven drummers drumming ten drummers drumming nine drummers drumming eight drummers drumming seven drummers drumming six drummers drumming FIIIIIIIIIIIVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING four drummers drumming three drummers drumming two drummers drumming AND A DRUMMER DRUUUUUMMMIIIIING🎵
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Oh Daggerfall, I love your randomly generated names. "Crystyssa Buckinging"
A Daggerfall dialogue menu where the NPC is named "Crystyssa Buckinging"
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
I let my D&D Strixhaven party keep their frog from the frog racing arc back when they were level 1. Now they are level four and after succeeding a DC 15 Arcana check to use a scroll, the party now has an awakened frog they named Kimchi, and they love him so much.
An orange-red tomato frog, bloating as a self mechanism.
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
My favorite is the zombie-based CPU. Each zombie is a switch. By raising a right or left arm, it is on or off. Each zombie will turn on or off based on the status of designated zombies. 3 zombies make a NAND gate. And all boolean operations can be built from NAND. Given enough zombies...
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
One of my D&D players told me he wanted to make a peasant railgun. Look... peasant railgun is fun and all, but if you somehow have a perfectly obedient army of 1000 peasants, you don't need a peasant railgun, you can literally just have them swarm anything. 1000 is an unfathomably large number.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Woag sorry for being inactive. I've been doing lots of work lately. I also rediscovered my passion for art :)
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Been listening to music with harpsichords and the It's Gonna Be Me music video is so funny. These twinks just punch the shit out of the American military, seemingly out of depraved desperation, wanton rage, and lust for a giant woman.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
😈
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
this place really needs a muted word function so i can ignore the john jacob jingleheimer schmidt discourse on here. i don't care if his name is also your name. stop trying to insert yourself into every conversation. stop singing john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I'm running Strixhaven and it's got all these cool things. Math majors can transpose through walls, history majors can summon the dead, and Ecology majors can ward their allies from death. And what do all of my players (but one) pick? Communications lmao.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Cancel culture has gone too far. Just found out my best friends hate each other because of Autumn 😔
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Logging into blue sky againnnn~
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/09/2023
Haunted House xkcd.com/2830
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
HRNGGG SEETHING BECAUSE I NEED MY ALTER EGO TO HAVE A BLUESKY AS WELL
A bluesky invite popup stating that the user has no invite codes because they don’t have an old enough account
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Just made a bunch of gay friends and they all asked me to explain how to play Pathologic HD. College is crazy man I don’t even need drugs.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
You guys get the pleasure of hearing my feverish 0100 thoughts. Man I love flappers.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Blɛħ I’ve either got allergies or I’m sick or something my throat is so mucusy this blows.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Oi Here’s the full version of my profile picture. Done by the lovely @goatmoist.bsky.social
An artistic rendition of the pink rabbit Link from A Link to the Past.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
I love that the app can force you to add alt text to images this rocks
A screenshot of the alt text entry box displaying an image descriptively labeled “Suave business father and suave business mother look back scoldingly at the camera”
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I’m trying to learn how to use this… are there any neat features you’ve discovered? The bar for neat is incredibly low BTW, I just wanna feel out how this all works.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Wow my first Tweet! *Extremely loud buzzer* I mean Thread! *Extremely loud buzzer* I mean Xeet? *Extremely loud buzzer* Wow my first Blue? *Stock correct sound effect*
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