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@tafubitto.bsky.social
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Software developer, ROM hacker, Top 10 most Logistic people

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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My Jumpstart baby, Torment Pulse my enemies When I'm tired of laning... woah My Jumpstart baby, is charging up Pain Batteries Aura of Suff’ring, OOOOHHHH
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Fuji @notfuji.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Every generation kills Socrates And every generation resurrects Tupac
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They got blown up. Account GONE
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
- 12 minutes in with only 1 item - Walks right into a fight, doesn't heal allies - Has 8k souls. Buys Grit, Extra Charge, and Mystic Expansion (Buddy you're in new york buy something nice for yourself) - Gets attacked and almost dies - Doesn't use Grit in the fight Huh. Perplexing...
Screaming demon head with hideous expression and yellow-orange aura.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Programming a mode that does this based on algorithmic behavior is Artificial Intelligence. The same way computer players are also AI. The patent doesn't specify it will always and exclusively use machine learning, that's only one application of the technology
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
What game???
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
C sweeps Rust I'm really sorry but I'm also not
A complex tower that is completely stable, with one brick removed labeled "rust"
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
The children yearn for VIM
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Your girlfriend is zoated
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
It's technically not O(n⁵) if the n's are of different sizes though right?
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Foul, beast creeps out into the bituminous atmosphere from his blighted hills.
Cute kitty in da dark
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music wins @musicwins1.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
O(😬) but more importantly Ω(🫤)
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
The whole game if your player character is based 🍷🧐
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I should get this tattooed above my crotch, and above my ass.
The cover of Planescape: Torment. Featuring a perplexing blue zombie face. It's really something.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I think I heard NorthernLion say that you can tell which parts are written by Martin (^QED), and which parts were Miyazaki (skinny women with their toes out)
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
The blood fractal antlers go hard
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Important post to me
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
LOOKIN’ GOOD SUSAN
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Before you git commit, ask yourself.... would this code make kim kitsuragi proud?
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
for @/ClutchCanuck on Twitter
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
DUDE DUDE DUDE THIS ROCKS I MISSED THIS
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Okay, took a look on my computer. Large files like this are hard to compress down to 1,000,000 bytes (which bluesky uses). The issue isn't the image size, it's more so the image variety. If you could break it into multiple images, it would compress better.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Ehh... its still got issues. I'll take a look on my PC and try to optimize it further
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Try compressing it to 900kb before uploading. Like so
First Goatmoist Sketch Collection of 2024
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
New Bun
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
The horny bard trope kinda irks me because I think it's much less interesting than the bard's actual lore. They're a folklorist. They pick up magic from the peoples around them and retell the magic in passages. That's why they get magical secrets.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Who are these parents in Elden Ring? Why is everybody's name one permutation of like 2 names? Godrick Godrey Godefroy Gideon Godskin; Rennala Rellana Rya Raya Radagon Ranni Rykard Romina; Malenia Marigga Miquella Miranda
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GtMt @goatmoist.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Doodles from a lil while ago
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
YOOO I LOVE THESE
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Best part about having shoulder length hair is taking a bath and sucking the water out of your hair like a teabag
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
I think Rust is a useful language to learn, but I don't think it will replace my use of C when I want something to run fast, nor my use of Java when I want to make something quickly. ∎
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
It's kind of fun to learn I guess? I wrote a single line function that returns the factorial of a number without using recursion or a for loop structure. That was a fun puzzle but I don't know what advantage that has over those. Maybe I'll check out the assembly code later to see the difference. /3
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
But man, the learning curve is steep and it requires more time to develop in. It's really well suited for systems programming, and intensive projects that need to work consistently, quickly, and securely. But simple Rust programs are so much more complex than Java and C (my beloved babies). /2
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
So I've been trying out Rust language. I've gotta say it is wayyy overhyped. Don't get me wrong. It's a really nice language for things that need to be really performant or safe.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
These are some of the craziest NPC names I've seen in a while. Thank you King's Field
The list of non-playable-characters from King's Field (Japanese edition). It includes names like: 
Basque Crize (spelled with a Z) the soldier.
Juedds Kross the priest.
Rally Kelvim the sage.
And Ozzy Ranvalgve the gate keeper.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Sometimes I hop off the shuttle 2 or 3 stops early. It helps me get the exercise I don't get from my lifestyle. It's like a penance for studying CS.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
It's also worth noting that this isn't like supposed to he livable. This is for like a tourist site or something. And yeah its gonna need a lot of repairs. You can't just slap a ladder on the scaffolds like the current residents of Blighttown do.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I asked my mom and she said for a triple net commercial lease (so they could repair and remodel and put a business there) covering 5 square miles of blighttown, it would be like $2860 a month in like Eagle Idaho. For 5 square miles that's really really good. Business insurance is gonna suck tho.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
What do you think the rent is like in Blighttown?
A screenshot from Dark Souls showing the chosen undead atop the precarious scaffolds of Blighttown.
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Fuck all natural ingredients. Give me that abnormal shit. I want my lotion to be made up of chemicals I as a computer scientist have no need to even know about
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Maybe the real The Thing was the friends we made along the way.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 02/01/2024
the painting on the left is incredible, but unfortunately has deteriorated over time. thankfully, with the power of modern AI, we can recreate what this amazing work of art once looked like in full
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 01/01/2024
Yeaaah no. bsky.app/profile/buttplug.engineer/…
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The C Programming Language @c-official.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Typecasting is one of the only C features available in real life. For example: "gay (derogatory)" and "gay (affectionate)" evaluate to different values!
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
So cool
A screenshot of a Pokémon generation 1 competitive match in which two frozen snorelaxes just sorta sit there unable to do anything
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
They really call this thing a "Snake Nut Can?"
Inconspicuous can of especially fancy salted mixed nuts. There is surely not a snake ready to spring out at you when you open it. I wouldn't ever do such a sneaky thing
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 21/12/2023
🎵twelve drummers drumming eleven drummers drumming ten drummers drumming nine drummers drumming eight drummers drumming seven drummers drumming six drummers drumming FIIIIIIIIIIIVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING four drummers drumming three drummers drumming two drummers drumming AND A DRUMMER DRUUUUUMMMIIIIING🎵
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Tafubitto @tafubitto.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Oh Daggerfall, I love your randomly generated names. "Crystyssa Buckinging"
A Daggerfall dialogue menu where the NPC is named "Crystyssa Buckinging"
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