Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If you have to use the bathroom right before showering, the correct order is: Bathroom Disrobe Shower Relieving yourself while completely naked is uncivilized. Don't be an animal. 100 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The 90s were a magical, innocent time when the worst thing that could happen to a college-age woman was not getting name-dropped in Mambo No. 5 000 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaSanti (strudel era) @santi.codes · 13/10/2026That's why my websites rarely ask for credentials. My biggest one literally has no way for an user to write into the database. No users, no comments, no posts. 001 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm sick of giving up privacy and personal freedom just so robots can't buy all the Taylor Swift tickets. You wanna stop robots from buying concert tickets? Make them stand in line at the Sears customer service desk to get them. Problem solved. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The old internet was superior. You signed up for an e-mail address with zero credentials, and then you used that address to sign up for everything else. We also had more than ten web sites back then. It was great. 200 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I should be *allowed* the benefit of these extra security options if I want them, but they shouldn't be compulsory. 100 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Make mandatory two-factor authentication illegal. I'm sick of this crap. I shouldn't have to scan a QR code or sign into the YouTube app to prove its me. Requiring a phone or phone number for authentication should also be illegal. 120 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I literally don’t understand why anyone would ever send nudes. I absolutely cannot fathom ever trusting any so much that you’d send them nudes. 100 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026How the hell is VR porn still a thing? Ain't no one got time for that. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I wanna do a challenge where I play through every video game rating PC-13. I think it'd be fun. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They should teach kids in junior high health class that crushes are straight-up a mental illness. Cuz they are. It's a combination of proximity, hormones, and desperation. We treat it like this cute thing, but there's literally nothing healthy about it. 000 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaJoe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I oppose capital punishment. Always have. So “how” you kill someone is irrelevant to me. But PUBLICLY executing someone? Publicly? That’s gross, cruel, and un-American. It’s something little, would be “men” with major self esteem issues would do. Disgusting.👇 7036659 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026An open letter to ESL teachers: Please stop teaching people that “boss” is an acceptable way to address strangers. If anything, taser them when they do it to create a negative association with the word. No one in the history of FUCKING EVER likes being called “boss”. 020 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.” 17999743243 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@greeneyedzeke.bsky.social Have you seen this before? It seems like the sort of thing that might be relevant to your interests. youtu.be/0_u4fOXxdJE?...youtu.beHalloween Night, 1999YouTube video by Nick Lutsko 110 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm not a particularly superstitious person, but I absolutely will not get undressed in front of mirrors, just in case eldritch horrors or people in other dimensions can see me. 010 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If I didn’t think cremation was a personal insult against God, I’d want to have a wall of family members’ urns with a gold plaque that reads: “Memories are just where you leave them.” 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’ve got a 90s station on at work and every time “Joey” by Concrete Blonde comes on, all my coworkers in recovery stare wistfully into the distance. Okay maybe not every time. But sometimes. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a shame they never made a Lego City Undercover 2. My pitch would have been this: The villainous Forrest Blackwell - last seen careening haphazardly off into space - returns to conquer Lego City as the leader of classic Lego villains Blacktron. 011 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a shame they never made a Lego City Undercover 2. My pitch would have been this: The villainous Forrest Blackwell - last seen careening haphazardly off into space - returns to conquer Lego City as the leader of classic Lego villains Blacktron. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish you wouldn't rise again. "Meanwhile" was a perfect series finale. You know, 13 fucking years ago. Should have stopped there. 110 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026debbie sounds like fun 1132227308 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh where do we begin, the Rubbles or the Flints? Oh where do we begin, the Rubbles or the Flints? 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Does Face Yourself check each end step of just the first end step? It’s unclear. #mtgrules 000 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaPinto @pintodk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“You can’t even comprehend my outrageous creative ideas” The outrageous idea: what if dragon had sunglasses 31805 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People will tolerate the cringiest, most idiotic lore they've ever read if a game is genuinely fun to play. Especially if it has good music. SEE: Undertale 000 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaBrett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026guess the memo went out. take a look at this psyop. 113724207 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Red/Blue is my favorite color combination in MTG. ...or IS IT!? 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026FUN FACT: LLMs only work because we allowed the internet to be sanitized. If they had tried ChatGPT in 2012, it would have responded to all inquiries by calling you a newfag and hurling death threats at you. 000 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I made a dick joke about Tucker Carlson and Cenk Uygur said it meant I was pro-genocide. Do we really want to live in a world where dick jokes about Tucker Carlson are unacceptable? 2738132 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t understand why “In The Meantime” is considered the best Spacehog song. “I Want To Live” is so much cooler. 101 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaNick @anactualgorilla.ca · 18/09/2026Is the petition to sign this into law private? I’ll sign the shit out of it, especially if we can add deliberately spelling your kid’s name all wacky or wrong to make it look more unique. 001 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would like to propose the guillotine for any and all parents who give boys names that rhyme with “maiden”: Aiden, Hayden, Brayden, Jayden, Grayden, Clayden, Playden, Schmayden, what fucking ever. Guillotine! Guillotine for all of them! 120 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Makes the whole Dan Frazier thing very sus. Seems like he was probably also told to directly reference Marta Nael's One Ring. 001 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sony’s nonstop negative PR has distracted us from the fact that Nintendo needs to abolish game key cards. They benefit NO ONE. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#Jeopardy is terrible for opsec. Anyone who sees you on Jeopardy now knows: Your full ass name Your city and state How much money you've won Have fun getting robbed and/or murdered! 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/202625 years ago, they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clappin', man, what the hell happened? 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Do you ever think about how The Simpsons has taken petty swings at any show its ever even remotely considered competition? Everything from Cosby to Married with Children to Ren & Stimpy to American Dad to South Park to Bob's Burgers. And not a single jab was ever actually funny. 010 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Mitch McConnell is actually Alive I demand to see his long form Life Certificate. 1453350 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I keep getting ads for Forgotten Island on YouTube hyping it up as "the best Dreamworks film in a decade". Well, it looks fucking awful. Pedestrian plot and terrible voice acting. 000 0
Reposted by Syd LexiaSpooky Doctor @doctor42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think people still hump but gave some cryptic name to it that will change to something else next week 001 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do people still hump? I feel like you never hear about humping anymore. Humping used to be so popular that we even had a word for it: humping 100 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Game Genie didn’t work with top loaders without a special adapter that the manufacturer was eventually forced to mail out for free. But other than that, I believe it was fine. 000 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is true, but GG did massively accelerate the process. 100 0
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Game Genie was so fun until it permanently destroyed your NES by bending the pins. 100 0
