Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 10hI'm not a particularly superstitious person, but I absolutely will not get undressed in front of mirrors, just in case eldritch horrors or people in other dimensions can see me. 010
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If I didn’t think cremation was a personal insult against God, I’d want to have a wall of family members’ urns with a gold plaque that reads: “Memories are just where you leave them.” 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’ve got a 90s station on at work and every time “Joey” by Concrete Blonde comes on, all my coworkers in recovery stare wistfully into the distance. Okay maybe not every time. But sometimes. 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a shame they never made a Lego City Undercover 2. My pitch would have been this: The villainous Forrest Blackwell - last seen careening haphazardly off into space - returns to conquer Lego City as the leader of classic Lego villains Blacktron. 011
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a shame they never made a Lego City Undercover 2. My pitch would have been this: The villainous Forrest Blackwell - last seen careening haphazardly off into space - returns to conquer Lego City as the leader of classic Lego villains Blacktron. 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish you wouldn't rise again. "Meanwhile" was a perfect series finale. You know, 13 fucking years ago. Should have stopped there. 110
Reposted by Syd LexiaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026debbie sounds like fun 1172227306
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh where do we begin, the Rubbles or the Flints? Oh where do we begin, the Rubbles or the Flints? 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Does Face Yourself check each end step of just the first end step? It’s unclear. #mtgrules 000
Reposted by Syd LexiaPinto @pintodk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“You can’t even comprehend my outrageous creative ideas” The outrageous idea: what if dragon had sunglasses 31815
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People will tolerate the cringiest, most idiotic lore they've ever read if a game is genuinely fun to play. Especially if it has good music. SEE: Undertale 000
Reposted by Syd LexiaBrett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026guess the memo went out. take a look at this psyop. 113724207
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Red/Blue is my favorite color combination in MTG. ...or IS IT!? 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026FUN FACT: LLMs only work because we allowed the internet to be sanitized. If they had tried ChatGPT in 2012, it would have responded to all inquiries by calling you a newfag and hurling death threats at you. 000
Reposted by Syd LexiaFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I made a dick joke about Tucker Carlson and Cenk Uygur said it meant I was pro-genocide. Do we really want to live in a world where dick jokes about Tucker Carlson are unacceptable? 2838132
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t understand why “In The Meantime” is considered the best Spacehog song. “I Want To Live” is so much cooler. 101
Reposted by Syd LexiaNick @anactualgorilla.ca · 18/09/2026Is the petition to sign this into law private? I’ll sign the shit out of it, especially if we can add deliberately spelling your kid’s name all wacky or wrong to make it look more unique. 001
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would like to propose the guillotine for any and all parents who give boys names that rhyme with “maiden”: Aiden, Hayden, Brayden, Jayden, Grayden, Clayden, Playden, Schmayden, what fucking ever. Guillotine! Guillotine for all of them! 120
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Makes the whole Dan Frazier thing very sus. Seems like he was probably also told to directly reference Marta Nael's One Ring. 001
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sony’s nonstop negative PR has distracted us from the fact that Nintendo needs to abolish game key cards. They benefit NO ONE. 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#Jeopardy is terrible for opsec. Anyone who sees you on Jeopardy now knows: Your full ass name Your city and state How much money you've won Have fun getting robbed and/or murdered! 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/202625 years ago, they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clappin', man, what the hell happened? 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Do you ever think about how The Simpsons has taken petty swings at any show its ever even remotely considered competition? Everything from Cosby to Married with Children to Ren & Stimpy to American Dad to South Park to Bob's Burgers. And not a single jab was ever actually funny. 010
Reposted by Syd LexiaThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Mitch McConnell is actually Alive I demand to see his long form Life Certificate. 1453350
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I keep getting ads for Forgotten Island on YouTube hyping it up as "the best Dreamworks film in a decade". Well, it looks fucking awful. Pedestrian plot and terrible voice acting. 000
Reposted by Syd LexiaSpooky Doctor @doctor42.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think people still hump but gave some cryptic name to it that will change to something else next week 001
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do people still hump? I feel like you never hear about humping anymore. Humping used to be so popular that we even had a word for it: humping 100
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Game Genie was so fun until it permanently destroyed your NES by bending the pins. 100
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I miss the monoculture. This guy was in one popular movie and a TV show that barely limped its way through five seasons. And you all know who he is. 000
Reposted by Syd LexiaJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later" 11981611572
Reposted by Syd Lexiarobyn206.bsky.social @robyn206.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I used to think George Bush was a marginal president, but woulda made a good neighbor. Jimmy Carter too I don't even want trump on the planet let alone my neighborhood 001
Reposted by Syd Lexiazach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones 193173242141
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I think about how Boston tried to pretend like the marathon bombing was our own personal 9/11, because we have main character syndrome. 001
Reposted by Syd LexiaJosh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“…there have been difficulties cracking a premise.” It’s the Muppet Show. The premise is that IT’S THE MUPPET SHOW. This is not fucking rocket science. deadline.com/2026/09/the-...deadline.com'The Muppet Show' Series Order Status After Special Wins 4 Emmys'The Muppet Show' special got big viewership and four Emmys. Where is the Disney+ series order for the backdoor pilot? A look inside. 1831477
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Imagine if any other property was treated as poorly by its IP holder as Hasbro treats Magic: The Gathering. Imagine if Nintendo was like, "Mario is our biggest cash cow, so let's milk it dry. Minimum 6 new games per year, and at least half of them will be crossovers." #mtg 042
Reposted by Syd LexiaMinerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They literally are And The Really Fractured But Whole is an insult to MtG's story, a spit on our game's grave 001
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026WTF, @nisamerica.bsky.social? Village in the Shade could've been so good! Why'd you ruin the aesthetic with garbage-looking anime talking heads? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrVe...youtube.comVillage in the Shade - Release Date Announcement TrailerYouTube video by NIS America 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reality Fracture SHOULD have been a grand fucking slam, but it's not. Underwhelming reality shifts for staples like Snapcaster, Craterhoof, Dark Confidant, and Rise of the Dark Realms and weak returns for iconic characters like Liliana, Karn, Ghalta, and Emrakul. #mtg #mtgfra 110
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026#TIL that Michael Longfellow wasn’t asked back for the upcoming season of SNL. WHAT THE HELL? He’s so good! 000
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Random card idea I came up with. Is this anything? #mtg #mtgdesign 010
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 05/09/202620-30 years ago, people had much lower standards and society was way better off. Think of all your childhood friends. Their parents were all complete uggos. Nice people, great hosts, hideous af. But they were also happy af. Which is more than we can say for most people today. 000
Reposted by Syd LexiaAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 04/09/2026I don't know why Regal would send me such a threatening tweet. 1221
Reposted by Syd LexiaEurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sony's discless PlayStation PR disaster isn't going away, as State of Play once again flooded with protests about discs and Destiny 3 from angered fans www.eurogamer.net/sony-state-o... 1216232
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Today's #FlavorFail is Disa the Restless. Disa was a scout, explorer, and amateur zoologist who kept extensive journals of her exploits. How exactly does one capture her spirit of adventure on a card? Why, by randomly making up shit about Lhurgoyfs 30 years after the fact! 0/10 #mtg 010
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's a shame Luigi Mangione got heathcare-pilled before he got Hasbro-pilled. 000
Reposted by Syd Lexiapoondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I used to love Lamb Chop's Play-along and Charlie Horse Pizza as a kid! One time, my mom gently asked me, "you DO know that Lamb Chop is just a puppet, right?" and after thinking carefully, I said "Yes, I do... but does Shari know?" 03712
Syd Lexia @sydlexia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Question: What exactly does America want from politicians? We get mad when they stay in Congress forever, but we also get mad when they retire and take cushy private sector jobs. What are they supposed to do? Serve six years then drop dead? 000
