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Nick

@anactualgorilla.ca
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Upsettingly old. Professional nerd. Your 2nd or 3rd best friend. Gaming (board and vidya) | MTG | Music | Movies | Sports (and fantasy sports) | <- Communities I want to play in.

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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 2h
My no solicitors sign so far hasn’t really defeated the solicitors. Maybe I should get a much more rude one?
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 12h
When I finish my very long overthrow of the world’s governments, I’m going to enact laws that allow people to blast outrage tourists into the sun. Helmets will be extremely frowned upon for those who unironically call things woke.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 23h
Ooooouuuu nice! Not liking Mina is one of my life’s greatest failures so I’ll give this a go
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 03/10/2026
If the Venn diagram that this sits in the middle of makes you happy or chuckle, you’re my people.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 03/10/2026
Survived the day of drafting 3 teams… Even with an owl on the phone.. Who!? Who!? Who!? AAAAAHHHH! Deep breaths Nick… DEEP BREATHS MAN
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 03/10/2026
Watching the Rangers and Red Wings game. The ice is a third ads now… Yiiiiiikes.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026
Leaving a blanket laying around this house is pretty dangerous. It just might get claimed by this guy.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026
58 people have died in ICE custody. How is that not crimes against humanity? It’s domestic terrorism, plain and simple. Just because it’s being perpetrated by us whities doesn’t mean it isn’t.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026
AI is why unions should have been allowed to flourish instead of being systematically destroyed over decades.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 01/10/2026
There was a sign on the door at the gas station this morning saying they’ll be back in a few minutes. I get it. Companies cut hours so badly that there’s only one in the morning. Everybody poops Anyway, there was this lady just pulling and slamming the doors. I wanted to slingshot her into the sun.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026
Been a week and I still here some of his sounds around the house. Not that I think I’m being haunted by a ghost cat… But I hear what sounds like a hungry meow or him jumping down from something. Weird how the brain works sometimes and just… Decides what a sound is automatically.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026
It’s probably super selfish but I greatly despise sitting in this meeting about an organizational devaluing of the skills I worked hard to foster and turn into a profession. Apparently I can just cook the planet to have an AI hallucinate the things I do for a living. Coooooollll
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026
Seeing all the attacks on Canada makes me feel oddly patriotic. It’s not perfect here by any stretch, but I am happy to have been born here instead of some of the alternatives.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026
…But we’re still going to ram it down your throats so that like 4 people can have all the money in the world.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026
3 of 6 teams done now. Marathon draft day on Saturday for the last 3. I may have too many dumb fantasy hockey teams.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 29/09/2026
Have a meeting all morning tomorrow to talk about bringing AI into one of our main tools and 😭😭😭😭
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 28/09/2026
I got the Castlevania Anniversary Collection on sale on Steam. I’m so glad these games exist and are playable so easily now.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 27/09/2026
I love when RPG combat systems point out when you find an enemy’s weakness. Neat! That thing is weak to shadow magic! I love it even more when it happens with weapons. ESPECIALLY real world weapons. Aha! It’s weak to having its skull bashed in with a hammer! MY MASTER PLAN IS WORKING!
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 27/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to head this, but tap/toggle to run is never the right answer. Hold to run is the objectively correct control option.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 26/09/2026
New phone decided it should show the scores of games being played by teams I follow on my CarPlay thingy. Not sure this is a good idea 😅😅
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 25/09/2026
Looks like a fun time for those of us that like simulator/organizing games and want a different theme
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 25/09/2026
Living in Canada is not perfect. At all. We have plenty of our own problems. …But at least we don’t have to answer questions like this in our lame work training courses.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 24/09/2026
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 24/09/2026
This is real and we’re not mad enough about it
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 24/09/2026
Today I’m remembering how good the Resident Evil movie was after some chatting about its ending. Which I also liked.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 23/09/2026
Oh man! This came up in memories on another app and MAN GRIMACE WAS A REAL HORROR STORY FOR A WHILE
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 23/09/2026
First time I came home in 14 years without this guy being there. He slept on me every night. I’m sure I’ll still feel him climbing up on me for the next few nights. Little phantom paws.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil was awesome! Lots of little nods at the games, but it was its own thing. No cheesy try-hard fan service. Functions as just a great horror slash black comedy by itself too. This Cregger fella sure makes a good movie!
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 22/09/2026
This is so beautiful. Down with scalpers. Choke on your inventory, scum.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 22/09/2026
I was reminded of this nightmare right here in my own hometown. The front of this building bothers me so much 🤣
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 22/09/2026
One of my daughter’s teacher’s name is Dimple and that’s a shockingly adorable name.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 22/09/2026
Can we all agree that in-game advertisements would be a bridge too far? That even if it’s a massive game like Red Dead 3 or whatever, we won’t support being advertised to in our games?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 21/09/2026
My insurance:
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 20/09/2026
Picked up the Romancing Saga 2 remake on sale and it is absolutely fantastic. They did an amazing job of modernizing a game I bounced off. Great turn-based combat and abilities. Awesome, light town management mechanics. Intriguing world. Romancing Saga 3 just became a must have when it comes out.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 20/09/2026
Me and kiddo watched Godzilla Minus One today. What a great time. I love the big idiot in all its forms, but I think I love the “Godzilla as a force of nature” direction most. Giant kaiju wrestling still absolutely rules though.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 20/09/2026
@vofescaflowne.bsky.social Somebody finally listened to you!!
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 20/09/2026
Feeling randomly nostalgic for this stuff tonight. I haven’t had it in like 10-15 years, but opening a box was always a dangerous proposition… It never made its way back into the pantry 😅
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 19/09/2026
Eating in public with a dairy allergy
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 18/09/2026
Have a meeting at 11:30 to introduce high risk scope into a project with a hard deadline and AAAAAHHHHHHH
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 17/09/2026
Seeing Resident Evil Tuesday night 😍😍
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 17/09/2026
It cost me $60 to fill up from a half tank and the gas pump now loudly advertises at me. Truly the worst timeline.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 17/09/2026
Equip any old vehicle with a roll cage and I’ll be right there to try and park it on this moving trailer. This looks like the most fun you could have driving
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 16/09/2026
Shit like this makes you even more envious of well-managed teams like Montreal. Go Leafs and Ducks 😭😭😭
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 16/09/2026
AI has alienated me to the point of asking this question. I used to be excited when new tech, apps, gadgets came out. New tools to learn and work with. I anticipated wearables growing into something really cool. The sector’s obsession with AI makes me angry at worst and feel empty at best.
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 16/09/2026
Resident Evil is reviewing much better than I expected it to. Hopefully that means folks will go see it
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 16/09/2026
Crossing appendages for a Dual Override demo 🤞🤞
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Nick @anactualgorilla.ca · 16/09/2026
The Ed Sheeran thing is a great reminder that freedom of speech doesn’t mean speech without consequences… And that overreaching with authoritarian censorship comes with consequences too!
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