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I bring a certain "je ne sais pourquoi"

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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The classic road trip novel by Sinclair Lewis and its less-known sequel
Two signs at a gas station air pump: “Free Air” and “Please hang up hose when finished”
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Aubrey Van Gelded @neonpherepapha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"This BreatheRight strip ain't shit." 4 BreatheRight strips later:
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Scanners Fire
ALT: Scanners Fire
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you poop in your mind palace, you poop for real
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Old "I was a teenage werewolf" poster doctored with the words "I was a Deep Ball Sperm Baby"
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the difference between "unpleasantly warm for DC September" and "utterly butt soup" is only about 20 minutes
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ibibio Sound Machine has a new album out today. The whole thing is great, and the title track is a great place to start. A heady mix of psychedelic West African funk with beeps and boops and flutes. ibibiosoundmachine.bandcamp.com/track/choppi...
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Chopping Mountain, by Ibibio Sound Machine
from the album Chopping Mountain
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Recently described Muse as sounding like billy corgan doing bad nine inch nails covers for mall goths and while this is very funny, I haven’t heard Muse in like 20 years so I don’t know how accurate it is
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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thomas Riker returns to the Enterprise, uses the transporter to make more doubles of himself in order to start an all-Riker ska band. Each new Riker wants to lead his own band. Hundreds of Rikers with hundreds of trombones fill the ship. Barclay and Data start a podcast.
Title screen of an imaginary Star Trek TNG episode called The Horn of Plenty.
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just found myself thinking “what if they did a Batman with the self-serious gritty realism of the Christopher Nolan films, but with the high camp aesthetic of the Joel Schumacher films?” and now I cannot stop laughing
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
saw this at 7-11 earlier today and I'm still trying to fit it into my mental model of 2026
Ad in the window of a 7-11 for $1.49 large coffee. Next to a photo of actor Tom Hanks is the text "Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee."
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They call it the everything app but does it even include Elon Musk having an aneurism
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Telling my kid this was The Odyssey before the woke mind virus youtu.be/UJGl_683AhM?...
youtu.be
Mr nice (read description)
YouTube video by nuggeteasy
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
chickens got tiddies but they dont got nipples
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
one of the kids at my preschool was mixing up "cookies" in a bowl today and I asked him if he was making cookie soup, and he said IT'S NOT COOKIE SOUP! so now I'm thinkin, like. what if there *was* such a thing as cookie soup
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
can't believe Totenkopf Blackwater III has skeletons in his closet. crazy
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nice argument, but it’s too late. I’ve already depicted myself as the calm under pressure, cheerful, and suave Pico Lopes while you are the shocked and fearful Lionel Messi
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tired: filming pornographic video in the Kink Castle Inspired: filming pornographic video in the Mitchell Corn Palace
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
No-brainer feature for @bandcamp.com - add a filter to the merch search page for artists I follow. I don't want to buy a random shirt for a band I've never heard of, but I'd love to see all the merch options for the bands I follow in one place!
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Uncrewed @uncrewed.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The proliferation of AI-generated campaign material is genuinely insane, especially on the state legislative level. The amount of Republicans/establishment Dems that I've seen use it this year is enormous. Progressive Dems? Could probably count on one hand bsky.app/profile/susa...
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.

We're right next to Ireland's biggest Art College, lads. It's not a good look.

WE UNDERSTAND BANDS CAN BE SKINT BUT RELYING ON SOME EARTH KILLING APP FROM SOME PAEDO ISLAND BILLIONAIRE IS NOT THE WAY. WE GOT BY WITHOUT IT AND WE'LL GET BY AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE STUCK WE'LL HELP. (YES IT HAS BEEN USED HERE BEFORE BUT CONSIDER THIS THE START OF THE END OF IT.)

THANKS, HUMANS.
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Steve Akehurst @steveakehurst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When I get a call labeled Scam Likely I like to pretend that's the name of a V.I.L.E. operative
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
so many new vocabulary words here
The Wikipedia article for "Meat absorbent pad" with the following opening paragraphs:

A meat absorbent pad or meat pad, colloquially known in North America as a meat diaper, refers to the absorbent pad found in pre-packaged (or case-ready) meats. Its purpose is to absorb exudate released from the meat during storage and transportation, helping maintain the meat's appearance and reduce spoilage. Case-ready meats almost always contain one or two meat absorbent pads which absorb and retain the juices, blood, and other fluids that seep from the meats, which can be messy, may leak, are often contaminated with bacteria, and are generally unsightly for the consumer.

Chilling meat can help reduce the amount of exudate that is released from the meat, which is also known as drip, purge, or weep. However, it is normal for meat to lose 1–2 percent of its weight due to this liquid loss, while anything more is considered excessive.
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Part-time MBA” sounds like the workers’ nickname for their idiot CEO who shows up to work 1 day out of 5
Ad on the DC Metro for UVA Darden’s part-time MBA program
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine. Quote post yours (if you feel like it)
Screenshot of Sweet Lumps’ bsky header, with an image of a GOATMAN’S CROSSING sign and the bio “I bring a certain ‘je ne sais pourquoi’”
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I guess I’m rooting for the Knicks, inasmuch as I care or follow the NBA, but on the other hand, the Knicks doing well makes Michael Rapaport happy and I just really like watching that guy suffer
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meys @meysq.com · 07/06/2026
“i bought this before he went crazy” sticker on a Ford
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
An oil painting of a low-wage worker pissing into a bottle on the job at Amazon, but Jesus is there holding his wiener steady
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the classic children's book "Who Shit in My Crocs?"
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
[Satanist youth pastor] You know who was the ORIGINAL Mr. Beast
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
The Blowholes from the Adventures of Pete and Pete (episode: "A Hard Day's Pete") featuring Syd Straw and Marshall Crenshaw
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Still thinking about the bathroom graffiti I saw 8 or 9 years ago that said WADE BOGGS STILL EATS A TON OF PUSSY
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
why does it look like balenciaga is running for the senate
Guy wearing a Balenciaga hoodie but the logo looks like a bland focus-grouped political campaign logo
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Due to the sharp increase in gas prices, many police officers are seeking off-duty work to supplement income. Google "40% of cops" for more info
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb and Grogu
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Marry, kill, and fuck the oligarchs, in that order
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Inside you are two wolves. furry porn
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jolly Ranchers should be ranch-flavored
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Lukewarm take: 🫤 should never have been made into an emoji. It’s inferior to its emoticon forebear :-\ in every way.
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Every day we drift closer to God’s light
A “breakfast pack” of 8 lip balm  flavors: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs, Trix, Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Franken Berry, and Count Chocula
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Toad in the Hole of Human Bondage
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is what you're welcomed with upon arrival at Philly's train station. [chef's kiss]
Two banners: one with an arrow pointing toward Dunkin', and the other pointing toward SEPTA
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
incredible things are happening at the office depot
Laminated quick reference guide titled "Business 101: The Art of War" all about applying Sun Tzu's teachings to the world of business strategy
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World's Most Aggravating Edge Cases @badedgecases.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Store shelf at Poundland, where everything is £1. The item for sale is the Poundland "NOT EVERYTHING IS A POUND, INCLUDING THIS MUG, SO NOW WE CAN GIVE YOU THIS MASSIVE MUG!" extra large mug, RRP £2.

The mug is discounted from £2 to £1
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You know, I still think of the US as being a prudish culture but these new open-air urinals at DCA are really challenging my priors
“Empty liquids here” disposal box at National Airport.
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"Kombucha girl" meme, but in both panels she's making the disgusted face, to the accompanying text "AIPAC" and "AI PAC."
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
[Mr. Whipple voice] please don't boof the bourguignon
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
the fuck
google search result for "quokkas." The AI result thing says "People also ask, What is a dark fact about quokkas?"
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