Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Me: time to become my own person! Also me: hey guys what kinda person should I become 100
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Ahhh forgot Bluesky was a thing again for a bit there 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2023Hanging outside with my friends. Haters will say it’s photoshopped 140
Reposted by Chopped Liver Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 11/08/2023Empaths should try seeing the world through their own eyes for a change 211223
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Phoebe’s been working hard on her Owl House cosplay 180
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Dunno why I thought moving to a new platform was gonna suddenly grant me the ability to write decent posts 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Genuinely been trying to read this same ADDitude article for like 2 hours 110
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Never seen Caillou and One Punch Man in the same room 011
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Forgive me father for I have sinned… I ordered stuff from Temu 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Accidentally did that thing again where I buy a bunch of stickers and can’t commit to sticking them anywhere in case I ~*get it wrong*~ 020
Reposted by Chopped Liver Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 02/08/2023what is a banger with no Reply Guys to reskeet it? A miserable little pile of words! 192
Reposted by Chopped Liver Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 01/08/2023me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary 484183919
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Treating people how I wish to be treated is out, from now on I’m only treating people how they treat me 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I credit early exposure to Pee Wee’s playhouse as the reason I still find it very difficult to consistently speak in my normal voice 030
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I accidentally keep thinking about a cryptid I’m not meant to think about 120
Reposted by Chopped Liver 👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I feel like i know a lot of artists who could use $1k right now, and who would enjoy painting a mural on a utility box 🫶🏼 www.glendaleartsandculture.org/btbg… 21711
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Jess who? Does she have a moustache? Then no, I’m someone else 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Love Fairy out here singlehandedly keeping my spirits up 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Me: I am a fully functional adult Also me: I just cut my tongue open on a chupa chup 120
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Why aren’t there any people in my physical life who are like the people in my phone 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Beautiful, freeing realisation that no one from ‘real life’ is on here 010
Reposted by Chopped Liver willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 31/07/2023buying a website and turning it into complete garbage as a bit 022
Reposted by Chopped Liver georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 31/07/2023the other parents are cautious but obviously charmed by my gorgeous new daughter woven entirely from local grasses 0409
Reposted by Chopped Liver merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2023Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh 1251671573
Reposted by Chopped Liver merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities 101430255
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Honestly I have no idea what any of you are talking about. But that’s a me problem 030
Reposted by Chopped Liver saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 30/07/2023If a reviewer said my novel was "unevenly paced" I would simply perish. 082
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Everyone stop posting for a minute, I’ve had to rewind this YT video 3 times already 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Oh god is that a lot? I’d done that by midday 020