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Chopped Liver

@swampphoenix.bsky.social
83 followers 63 following 90 posts

The artist formally known as SketchpadTheGr8 Just a lil guy (she/they)

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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Me: time to become my own person! Also me: hey guys what kinda person should I become
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Ahhh forgot Bluesky was a thing again for a bit there
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Tfw everything is everything except me
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
I forgor
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Fun
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Hanging outside with my friends. Haters will say it’s photoshopped
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I still have no idea what any of this is
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I’m in my Rotting Era
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Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Empaths should try seeing the world through their own eyes for a change
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Can check
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
A dark life of the soul
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
STOP THE CAR
a neon sign for MILFORD PLAZA, but the ORD are burnt out
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Phoebe’s been working hard on her Owl House cosplay
Phoebe dressed as Hecamity
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Dunno why I thought moving to a new platform was gonna suddenly grant me the ability to write decent posts
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Good Lord
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Genuinely been trying to read this same ADDitude article for like 2 hours
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I don’t feel at home in this world anymore
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
No Scrubs? In this economy?!
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Never seen Caillou and One Punch Man in the same room
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Forgive me father for I have sinned… I ordered stuff from Temu
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Accidentally did that thing again where I buy a bunch of stickers and can’t commit to sticking them anywhere in case I ~*get it wrong*~
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
what is a banger with no Reply Guys to reskeet it? A miserable little pile of words!
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
I wish to be a cutie
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Whoopsies it happened again
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Treating people how I wish to be treated is out, from now on I’m only treating people how they treat me
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
I credit early exposure to Pee Wee’s playhouse as the reason I still find it very difficult to consistently speak in my normal voice
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
I accidentally keep thinking about a cryptid I’m not meant to think about
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👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
I feel like i know a lot of artists who could use $1k right now, and who would enjoy painting a mural on a utility box 🫶🏼 www.glendaleartsandculture.org/btbg…
A utility box with a mural that looks like an audibon guide illustration of realistic birds on branches
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Jess who? Does she have a moustache? Then no, I’m someone else
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Love Fairy out here singlehandedly keeping my spirits up
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Me: I am a fully functional adult Also me: I just cut my tongue open on a chupa chup
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Why aren’t there any people in my physical life who are like the people in my phone
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Beautiful, freeing realisation that no one from ‘real life’ is on here
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willYum @urpalwilly.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
buying a website and turning it into complete garbage as a bit
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
the other parents are cautious but obviously charmed by my gorgeous new daughter woven entirely from local grasses
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Lo-fi beats to cry and wank to
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2023
Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Ok ok ok I’m not a toad
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023
Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Honestly I have no idea what any of you are talking about. But that’s a me problem
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
If a reviewer said my novel was "unevenly paced" I would simply perish.
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Everyone stop posting for a minute, I’ve had to rewind this YT video 3 times already
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Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Oh god is that a lot? I’d done that by midday
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