Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Every time I decide I should made a change with my life the first idea I have is to become more online 000
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Me: time to become my own person! Also me: hey guys what kinda person should I become 100
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Ahhh forgot Bluesky was a thing again for a bit there 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2023Hanging outside with my friends. Haters will say it’s photoshopped 140
Reposted by Chopped Liver Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 11/08/2023Empaths should try seeing the world through their own eyes for a change 211223
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Phoebe’s been working hard on her Owl House cosplay 180
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Dunno why I thought moving to a new platform was gonna suddenly grant me the ability to write decent posts 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023None of these tips will ever help me anyway cuz I can’t be fucked to even try them 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Genuinely been trying to read this same ADDitude article for like 2 hours 110
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Never seen Caillou and One Punch Man in the same room 011
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Forgive me father for I have sinned… I ordered stuff from Temu 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Accidentally did that thing again where I buy a bunch of stickers and can’t commit to sticking them anywhere in case I ~*get it wrong*~ 020
Reposted by Chopped Liver Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 02/08/2023what is a banger with no Reply Guys to reskeet it? A miserable little pile of words! 192
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Tbf my sister’s baby cried pretty much constantly for the first 8 weeks and then the cranial osteopath gave him a lil squeeze on the ol’ noggin one time and he was fine and chill after that 110
Reposted by Chopped Liver Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 01/08/2023me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary 484183918
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Alas, I can’t imagine it’ll be the former with a mother such as myself… DPR it is! 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Every night when I put my kid to bed she says to me ‘goodbye forever’ 110
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Treating people how I wish to be treated is out, from now on I’m only treating people how they treat me 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I credit early exposure to Pee Wee’s playhouse as the reason I still find it very difficult to consistently speak in my normal voice 030
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Weird how many YouTubers and podcasters who deal with paranormal / occult / legends stuff don’t seem to know that you’re just not meant to mention some things at all 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I accidentally keep thinking about a cryptid I’m not meant to think about 120
Reposted by Chopped Liver 👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I feel like i know a lot of artists who could use $1k right now, and who would enjoy painting a mural on a utility box 🫶🏼 www.glendaleartsandculture.org/btbg… 21711
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023They don’t even really count, do they… just cuz they aren’t humans doesn’t mean they aren’t a real band 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Jess who? Does she have a moustache? Then no, I’m someone else 020
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Love Fairy out here singlehandedly keeping my spirits up 010
Chopped Liver @swampphoenix.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Me: I am a fully functional adult Also me: I just cut my tongue open on a chupa chup 120