Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is amazing. Had me hooting loud enough I woke my dogs. 010
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just as an example, Nebraska dominated college football for a stretch of the mud 90s just because they actually had organized strength and conditioning. The fruit really was that low hanging that recently. 100
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It’s either iRacing or Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord… honestly probably safer in Bannerlord 011
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Was “catching strays from Plaxico Burress” too on the nose? 130
Reposted by Kirkland LagerRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026🚨🚨🚨SOUND THE SO BACK SIREN 🚨🚨🚨 112372
Reposted by Kirkland Lagervictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/07/2026actual take i have: america engaging in naked corruption to benefit the men’s national team is proof that we’re finally a Serious Football Nation and it’s making the euros nervous 851669
Reposted by Kirkland LagerLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup: 2338661526
Reposted by Kirkland Lagerdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i was teammates with a 7'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'6 bro he played until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon wemby would go "heyheyyy c'maah je suis juste un grand garçon, noo, c'est aussi mon anniversaire, je suis un grand garçon d'anniversaire" & it somehow always worked 7828107
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thankfully your memoriae is usually only damnatioed after you’re gone 020
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Yes what I meant is “this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about” 000
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Spotted the guy who hasn’t watched any of the playoffs 100
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 22/05/2026He’s a genuinely good interviewer because you can tell he’s really interested in other people. 010
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 12/05/2026He was the only reason that that meathead coach, Gene Chizik, ever won anything 000
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 12/05/2026That all did happen, while Gene Chizik was the head coach of Auburn. 000
Reposted by Kirkland Lagerbackyard @bdlurk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026people _need_ to learn that it is absolutely possible for everyone to lose a war. it is not even that rare. it has happened a lot 222517
Reposted by Kirkland LagerHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Still trying to figure out a landing spot for these two pups; I can’t safely bring them home myself right now on account of not having two working legs, but if anybody can take them in I’ll either deliver them to you myself or cover the cost of transport 🙏🏻 link to foster application is in the thread 03721
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This makes sense in terms of American chattel slavery but in antiquity slaves did all sorts of high-skill, high-trust jobs. Now for this to happen again we’d need massive wars of conquest where the victors enslave entire societies including their educated elites, so unlikely or… I need a drink. 481
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I mean, I hadn’t considered that was an option, but I’m sure there’s a market for it. 130
Reposted by Kirkland Lagerrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026at first it seemed like he was saying that he had been looking into Ali -- treated very unfairly by the Umayyads, stolen succession -- and the Twelve Imams, but then he went off on a tangent where he said that the Nur Mohammadi doesn't only pass through the Ahl al-Bayt? and he might be the Mahdi? 536332
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Just going to assume you’re talking about Idris Elba because while I think he does a great job overall Dominic West’s accent is laughable 160
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 19/03/2026They’re what… 2/3 of the way thru the alphabet on B-52 models now? 001
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 15/03/2026For the love of god stop listening to Mueller, She Wrote reruns and join 2026 020
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 13/03/2026A take that probably holds up at just about any time in the last thousand years. 110
Reposted by Kirkland Lager#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military 813581875
Reposted by Kirkland LagerSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I guess The Influence of Sea Power upon History is the friends we made along the way 331923
Reposted by Kirkland LagerBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society 382006213
Reposted by Kirkland LagerWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Trans issues one of those things where in theory it’s a tricky area with a lot of grey areas and nuances and in practice it’s just this shit. Why you’re a sucker if you actually get involved in parsing the specifics of like JV soccer league rules. 321829
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 17/02/2026“… the gravity well of their corncobbing” is never getting out of my head 000
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 06/02/2026No they won’t. Because hardly anything will be preserved. 000
Reposted by Kirkland Lagerandy™ @andylevy.net · 31/01/2026it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend 3087061807
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 30/01/2026You should not ever listen to Malcolm Nance (I say as someone who used to listen to Malcolm Nance) 010
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 27/01/2026His mansion in South Carolina, Redcliff, does a great job on their tour of just slowly unraveling the layers of his depravity. Still a bunch of things named after him in North Augusta though. 020
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Man that’s sad. Like yes the world is bad but come on. 100
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Valid point but I think we all prefer to think of more halberd jokes 050
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Bottle of vodka in my locker, for when I need a tipple. Three shots in a row, call me Kon Kneuppel 1141
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Thank you, this is the first thing I saw on the internet today and I have now already decided I’ve had enough internet and should go about my life. 010
Kirkland Lager @sven4906.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Not interested in debating either but you absolutely are wrong you fucking dipshit 000
Reposted by Kirkland Lagerholden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025THE MEME IS REAL 5591222748
