Reposted by victoria elizabethBrian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 3hstatic.klipy.comPrincess Bride: You Keep Using That WordALT: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word 1411619230
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 3hi have already laughed out loud several times playing this and i haven't even discovered half of the things you can do lolonionvs.b-cdn.netThe Onion Voting Simulator 3DI Detonated An Atomic Bomb 000
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 5hokay well i did pick a house with a loft entirely so i could use it as my craft room 000
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 7hplayboy: your parents were having more sex than you! me, an asexual: well *obviously* 010
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 11hputting together a curbside grocery order and looking at the prices of meat versus tofu and i have no desire to actually become a vegetarian (i don't like enough veggies tbh) but tofu is for SURE the cheaper protien option at this point. guess i gotta practice really good sauces for it... 000
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 14hthere are a lot of negative effects of extended unemployment, but with family support keeping the financial ones from becoming emergencies, i’m viscerally aware of the SHAMBLES it’s made of my ability to maintain even a resemblance of a regular sleep schedule. 000
Reposted by victoria elizabethNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🚨 ALERT 🚨: All of Stuart Hall's notebooks have been digitized and are freely available to browse and read??? stuarthalldigital.bham.ac.uk/archival_mat... 4338195
Reposted by victoria elizabethMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry 25486631187
Reposted by victoria elizabethSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Many such cases 216313
Reposted by victoria elizabethClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I remember being a little salty before I had read Pope Leo’s encyclical on AI that he had invited the Anthropic guy to be there. It made me nervous he had gotten snowed and would pull his punches. It feels so good to learn that actually Anthropic was livid and almost pulled out of the event 134447
Reposted by victoria elizabethJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter. 5299106
Reposted by victoria elizabethCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 27169431090
Reposted by victoria elizabethDavid Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I always think of William Goldman’s great dialogue from CHINATOWN: “Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What could you buy that you can't already afford?” 929651
Reposted by victoria elizabethCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 05/10/2026Since July 27, brave people have been occupying an ancient cottonwood tree to block the construction of Trump's border wall, which is destroying the region's ecology. This morning, Border Patrol raided the camp, arresting a number of people and killing the tree. Background: crimethinc.com/lochielcrimethinc.comThe Border is an Open WoundA report from the tree occupation in Lochiel, Arizona that is halting the construction of the border wall. 3175144
Reposted by victoria elizabethElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 56119843560
Reposted by victoria elizabethRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Jailed for violating banking laws", much like Hitler met his end after losing a battle with suicidal ideation. 231180157
Reposted by victoria elizabethRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt. 382170278
Reposted by victoria elizabethNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The primary objective of journalism is supposed to be telling the truth. It is a DECISION on the part of USA Today to know that new details have emerged about this case and to refuse to update an old story that is still circulating and still shaming Jane Doe. 22423236
Reposted by victoria elizabethSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21691591677
Reposted by victoria elizabethScience Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8scim.agHow did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’tNew analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51 422172774
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026brought my dogs to my parents’ house so they can do zoomies in the backyard and the backyard smells like ranch dressing for some reason? i can only assume someone is grilling in their neighborhood but idk how the ranch smell is stronger than the charcoal 🤷🏻♀️ 000
Reposted by victoria elizabethFeral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629 @feralrobots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Quincey Morris always gets cut out by Big Stake, they can't stand the idea people might learn that if you've got a Dracula problem you can just use a Bowie knife. 08927
Reposted by victoria elizabethAndrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If Abbot and Paxton both lose we get to turn The Alamo into a gender neutral bathroom and Jerry Jones gets put in that box that box that Cris Angel lived in for a month. 329629
Reposted by victoria elizabethvictoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026for everyone who always says texas "deserves" the shit the GOP pulls here, let me talk about my voter registration for this year. i moved from an apartment into a small house in june. in june, while filing my change of address on the USPS website, there was an "update voter registration" checkbox 101
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026oh shit i for sure read some stories from this book and regret it immediately when i was in early elementary school. between that and the are you afraid of the dark incident i was very sure i needed to swear off scary media lol. 000
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i was eight, and i couldn't fall asleep unless i had my neck covered for several years afterward lol. i avoided scary stuff for the most part after that, although weirdly while i didn't read goosebumps books i *did* go through a fear street phase. idk y'all. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026well when i was like 4 i used to hide under a blanket at the beginning of sleeping beauty, and probably around the same time i saw ET and the part w/the gov't guys in hazmat suits TERRIFIED me. but in terms of supposed-to-be-scary stuff? a vampire episode of are you afraid of the dark lol. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026so if your idea of what texas or texans "deserve" based on how many horrible fascist republicans are in office here doesn't take into account the high level of voter suppression that's happening here, you need to take some time to fix your goddamn heart. 000
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my point is that, my pathological need to avoid doing as many things like this *in person* as possible aside, i had close to the highest possible chance to get this done easily, and it still took me months! AND as of when i checked my mail on saturday, i STILL haven't received a new voter reg card! 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026imagine if i was trying to do all of that in spanish! one *hopes* the spanish language versions of texas' government websites are as useful (so to speak) as the english versions, but i certainly don't know enough spanish to check! 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026imagine if i didn't have reliable internet access, or preexisting knowledge of (a) voter registration shenanigans in texas and (b) the different places i could look to take care of this. imagine if i didn't have reliable access to a car to get to a post office for stamps. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026during the last week of september i checked my registration status again and it was *finally* showing that it (a) existed and (b) was under my new address. now imagine if instead of me being unemployed (still, help me plz) and childless, i had work and kids etc to take care of. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026anyway, since as i mentioned earlier i hadn't received any notification (via email or physical mail) re: my voter registration, and since i *had* received my new license and was still not showing as registered to vote anymore, i went ahead and mailed off the form. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i also don't know if there's other counties or states where the post office address change option would also work! and given how varied voter registration law is, i don't blame the post office for having one online form for everyone, although if they had a decent budget i'd hope they'd change that! 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026so maybe elsewhere in texas, when you go through the (state-level, iirc) online process to change the address on your driver's license, you can check a box and magically update your voter registration as well. i am not a lawyer, i don't know! 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026so i have no idea what was supposed to happen with the two different online forms that claimed they would be able to update my voter registration! and like... i don't actually know if it's a texas thing or a bexar county (aka san antonio) thing that voter reg. can't be done/updated fully online. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it was at that point that i decided to go directly to my county's website and follow their links for updating one's voter registration. it has you fill out a form online, but then... it generates a pdf for you to PRINT OUT AND MAIL IN TO THE COUNTY REGISTRAR. you CAN'T fully register/update online! 200
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026at first, when i'd check my registration status it would show my old address. but then instead of that, around late july/early august, it started showing that i was just not registered. not at my old address anymore (good), but also not yet at my new address (bad!). 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026now to be fair here (sort of), i found the license update process/form online to be a bit difficult to navigate so it's possible in this case that i missed a small-print note that you had to finish the registration in person or by mail, BUT if that's the case i don't *remember* it. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026in july i remembered that i needed to change my address on my driver's license, so i filled out the online form to do that. you can do it entirely online, just like you can do the post office address change entirely online. this form ALSO had a voter reg. update checkbox 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026throughout june, my registration stayed showing as being under my old address. i should also note that at NO POINT in this process did i receive any information from the state or county about any of this. i never got anything saying "you need to do [x] to complete the registration change" process. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026as far as i can recall, the box was labeled in a way that indicated the ONLY thing necessary to do to update my voter registration was JUST check that box. this being texas and me being suspicious of the texas GOP's voting-related shenanigans, i of course monitored the situation. 100
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026for everyone who always says texas "deserves" the shit the GOP pulls here, let me talk about my voter registration for this year. i moved from an apartment into a small house in june. in june, while filing my change of address on the USPS website, there was an "update voter registration" checkbox 101
victoria elizabeth @surrexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ugh i'm gonna have to make a phone call if i want more info from usaa about this and i hate making phone calls 000