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The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.

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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fresh apple pressing with the fam
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
if she keeps the score that's not your gf, that's a body
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tachikoma @tachikoma.elsewhereunbound.com · 17/11/2024
if there's one thing that will really set bsky apart in the long run it will be useful utilities for power users and cool experiences like this.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If a museum has a plaque for me half as good, I'll have lived a good life.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wild what you find in a boomers garage.
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peepeepoopoo @deepdishenjoyer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
REMEMBER TO COURTESY LIKE LIKES ARE NOT PRIVATE HERE YOU CAN AND WILL BE SHAMED
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 14/11/2024
WAIT WHAT
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Note to self, two one way tickets in and out of the US Def means extra searching compared to booking a round trip
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Ah yes Mr boss. I'm going camping with a couple friends this week. Nothing more, don't look into it. And for the love of God don't make me describe vibecamp to someone who has issues printed to pdf.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Of all the travel tips I've learned, pack your clothes right after you do your laundry the week before the trip. You want all the best fits clean and fresh for it.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Having only checked bags, I neve really got packing cubes. With a 70l duffle, now they make a ton of sense.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Old screen grab from Dec 2022 proving accurate. If they now have smoke, its only fair to also let East Coasters have Redbull italian sodas served by strippers.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Jewler finished setting my Marcus Aurelius coin in silver, I'm unbelievably stoked with how it cam out
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Point of order, home made mayo is easy with an immersion blender and way way tastier then store bought
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
All these binance filings makes me wonder how Tether is going to fare over the next months. Probably somehow no change still....
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
God what a beauty. I'm such a sucker for catamarans, and Namaste? Brilliant boat name
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Love seeing mansions from the water. Sooo pretty 😍
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Me earlier, man this plastic pour speed reducer in my vinegar bottle is annoying. Me know HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH VINEGAR
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Talking to a bloke last night, he mentioned he played rugby growing up in Manchester. Mf casually said he used to work the door for the Hacienda, and my envy knows know bounds. Of scenes and places that's an all timer, on part with studio 54 or the warehouse in Chicago
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Work teams wants to start movie watching thing, and Im trying to find good suggestions. My first idea of a trainspotting/requiem for a dream double feature got shot down, As did Paddington/ratatouille. SMH gonna have to get them to catch on to when I'm not being serious
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
It gets tiring explaining to people I don't play poker not because I don't want to, but because I want to way too much. It's such a beautiful game with such delicious complexity, I just can't get sucked into it
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
This is the 70th anniversary, or platinum jubilee of Eisenhower being sworn into office. Real shame there's no commemorative platinum coin for it. Truly a missed opportunity
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pavedwalden @pavedwalden.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
A lot of people saying that “you can’t solve people problems with technology” probably do believe that you can create new problems with technology, so it’s weird to think technology doesn’t matter in that way.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Regrettably he has not. Got the entire bar shots last night as penance
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
$100 wager with my barkeep that he will hear about bsky within 2 weeks. I like my odds.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
With public blocks, I wonder if there's a way to get a top 10 most blocked accounts. I'd love to see if someone has hit over 1% of accounts blocking them.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Headbanging on a yacht, in a downpour, to a danchall remix of Natasha Bedingfield. Happy Bermuda Day yall.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
@birb.baby heads up, on your post on emailing Paul, your first name is viable. Idk your doxx sensitivity, but fairly confident it's enough to find your linkedin
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
two evergreen pieces of life advice: you can always log off, and you never have to say anything
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
I don't understand all the posts that are just "blocked" "instablock" etc. Just... Just do it. No need to virtue signal to the world.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Please just play the game, I'm. Begging you. If you think moderation is easy and the team should just get it right, humble yourself moderatormayhem.engine.is
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Review comment: don't burn time making fancy formating for these internal memos. My brother in Christ have you never used styles in Word?!?!?!
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Coworker thought I was insinuating she had dementia when I made a comment about our team having trouble recognizing faces. Nooo my friend, we are accountants, that's just a symptom of the tism.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
My barkeep is watching John wick 4 tonight, God I'm excited for him, gonna come back tomorrow just to chat on it.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Oh, young love of mine She sleeps beneath the brine And oh the sound, the tick The weighty click of her heart against my spine youtu.be/EmQWye0Oe_M
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The Family Crest - Beneath the Brine - Audiotree Live
The Family Crest perform \
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Absolutely beautiful pendant
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Man I need my coworkers to be really productive this week. Also me, have yall heard of lichess? You should download and play bullet chess
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Just finished a 30 min intro to crypto meeting for coworkers. It's really hard to teach when the financial literacy on stock exchanges and derivatives isn't there. OK being put on exchange is like an ipo.... Oh you don't know what an ipo is?? OK back to basics.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Talking to someone here, current models put local economic impact of a cruise ship as equal to two super yachts. And it's ez to know which one disturbs the locals less. Theres really 2 economies. Catering to the super rich and everything else.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Dealing with the irs is kinda like you average person trying to use the command line. You can't see what's there or what's possible, and you need arcane language to manipulate the system to give you the info you need.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Bbno$ & Yung Gravy, never would have expected them to be as big or good as they are but Goodness gracious goes so smooth. youtu.be/C2mcU86OzD0
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bbno$ \u0026 Yung Gravy (BABY GRAVY) - Goodness Gracious (Official Music Video)
Directed by @shirazzee Featuring Jamie O’Brien Produced by Oz Go and Shawn Spillett 1st AC Michael Cruickshank Underwater Cinematography Billy Martin Extra Rad Transport and Handler man Doug Sánchez Shot at Kualoa Ranch (thanks for everything again) News Anchor played by Vivian Plint Thanks also to Kevin Sawicki \u0026 Franz Schmutzer Sight \u0026 Sound Productions Equipment LYRICS bbno$ (Chorus) Goodness Gracious Titos got me beyond fucked up It's ostentatious Woke up beside who I fucked up We got good wages Spent too much i thought I fucked up We rockin ASICS This shit go so hard damn its fucked up bbno$ (V1) Hold up Back in the whip with my legs on up But that shit still drive though (shit still drive though) Sippin on a mule with a nice czech bitch but Now I got vertigo (im tweakin) My moves make money, yeah me and gravy got the pack like nato (worldwide pussy) 30 or less she can get this dick like dominos Gravy (V1) Domino domino domino Line em all up, knock em down like dominos Pull up with your bitch at 8am Where she been? You don't wanna know Got the baddest bae, Guantanamo Backpack backpack, vamanos Hair slicked back like Fabio Fucked my teacher, honor roll bbno$ (Pre-chorus) Money where Money there Money everywhere I need that cheque fair questionnaire I’m a millionaire I got that wet hair Dont care Yall a bunch of squares I got her underwear Say a prayer Eat pray love then i hit it and i'm out (Chorus) Gravy (V2) Check the weather, make it rain Oops! its a hurricane Yippee yah, yippee yay Think im sweating gatorade Crash a plane, then get laid Now your bitch is MIA Paint my name upon her cake, Make a wish, i said “okay” bbno$ (V2) Don't like white too much? But My wrist it looks like christmas Got a track lady? She gon go the distance Taco bell pay me Baja Blast my business Jeans aint too skinny she still feel the stiffness #bbnomula #yunggravy #babygravy
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
The memes have escaped containment and are forever enshrined
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
More transistors is cool and all but have you seen how amazing flashlights are these days????
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Landlords are scum (beat me in a game of horse and only gave me domestic beer)
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Living out that Stanley Yelnats dream
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 20/05/2023
I am a: ⚪ male ⚪ female ⚪ nonbinary 🔘 orca whale Interested in: ⚪ men ⚪ women ⚪ nonbinaries 🔘 sinking boats in Europe
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Its weird seeing the end of an era, Linus retiring from his role seems like such a huge shift. His content is what helped get me into tech, and to be fully honest idk if I'd be where I am in life today without him.
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Lorissa Rinehart @lorissa.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
They’re orcastrated attacks.
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 19/05/2023
DW reading a sign that says posts on Bluesky are called posts“That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”
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