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The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.

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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fresh apple pressing with the fam
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Bacon on pie is incredible
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
When pumpernickel hits it's absolutely the best.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
if she keeps the score that's not your gf, that's a body
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I keep confusing it with over the hedge and get so surprised how much people love it.
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tachikoma @tachikoma.elsewhereunbound.com · 17/11/2024
if there's one thing that will really set bsky apart in the long run it will be useful utilities for power users and cool experiences like this.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I've had commercials so bad I stopped watching a show knowing how far off the target audience I was.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If a museum has a plaque for me half as good, I'll have lived a good life.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Rehearsal is becoming a more prescient tv show by the day
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I'm sure it's gotten better with age
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wild what you find in a boomers garage.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The vibes here have definitely shifted
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peepeepoopoo @deepdishenjoyer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
REMEMBER TO COURTESY LIKE LIKES ARE NOT PRIVATE HERE YOU CAN AND WILL BE SHAMED
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 14/11/2024
WAIT WHAT
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hell yeah, we love to see it. Don't forget good shades, ice blindness is real
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
I mean you live in a town that's the name sake of the most dead and yet alive offspring of capitalism : Costco. The town should be a living reflection of their stores.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
People who argue crispy VS chewy miss the point, bacon should be cut thick enough that it's both!
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
They really are something special
Sunset over the port of Seattle
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
15 but this is Chaco taco erasure
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Bob Marley gets clowned on by association with stoners, but this album is truly something special. open.spotify.com/album/4jKeipwuUTjl…
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Legend - The Best Of Bob Marley And The Wailers
Bob Marley & The Wailers · Compilation · 2002 · 16 songs.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Turns out humans and social is actually harder then rocket science
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Oh no, the sweetness was the only thing that made the soda bearable. I'd still immediately try la cornoix though
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Its brand evolution is fascinating, from this to pro gamer fuel
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Its somehow worse then it sounds.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I mean..... Mt dew was originally made to be a moonshine mixer.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jp Morgan owns the pistols Hamilton used in his duel. It's by far the funniest way to handle twitters ownership
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Banger of a first post lol
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
its just the refugee camp from scarface lol
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Us rn
A shot of a Cuban refugee camp from the film Scarface
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I'm waiting for someone in Brooklyn to invent a combo vape / N95
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Note to self, two one way tickets in and out of the US Def means extra searching compared to booking a round trip
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Ah yes Mr boss. I'm going camping with a couple friends this week. Nothing more, don't look into it. And for the love of God don't make me describe vibecamp to someone who has issues printed to pdf.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Of all the travel tips I've learned, pack your clothes right after you do your laundry the week before the trip. You want all the best fits clean and fresh for it.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Having only checked bags, I neve really got packing cubes. With a 70l duffle, now they make a ton of sense.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Old screen grab from Dec 2022 proving accurate. If they now have smoke, its only fair to also let East Coasters have Redbull italian sodas served by strippers.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Changing jobs and locations at the same time is sooo much harder than improving each one independently
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Yes! There are so many barriers. While I doubt the economy will ever be mostly remote, the increase in those jobs as a whole will hopefully be a stepping stone for people to get out. Bad job bad place - > remote job bad place - > remote job good place - > good job good place
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
I'd love for their wedding vows to be all like, our passion is ever burning, just like centralia
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
It ties into homebuying. Agent fees and everything makes it hard to both be a homeowner and move around every two years.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Jewler finished setting my Marcus Aurelius coin in silver, I'm unbelievably stoked with how it cam out
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
Traveling is so much harder to cold climates. Need way more luggage for the same number of outfits.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Point of order, home made mayo is easy with an immersion blender and way way tastier then store bought
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Well it's definitely a yogurt.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Can I add things aka turn it into tzatziki first?
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
All these binance filings makes me wonder how Tether is going to fare over the next months. Probably somehow no change still....
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
God what a beauty. I'm such a sucker for catamarans, and Namaste? Brilliant boat name
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Ha it's such a fun part of it.
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Surrealist Ship @surrealistship.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Love seeing mansions from the water. Sooo pretty 😍
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