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tess @tess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
on bluesky every post that contains "AI" is... off. somethings wrong with it. it's not that everyone's "anti-AI" or "pro-AI" or even that they necessarily engage with the topic politically. just somehow it can't be mentioned without the post being inexplicably fucked
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ACAB includes the speed of light.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
new blog post: loginasroot.net/we_have_not_...
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Meriel "wouppy" Sartha @sartha.dog · 09/03/2026
I'm not arguing with a NixOS user. shoo. go derive some bitches
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Tess report loginasroot.net/tess_report_...
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Tess report - 2026.2
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
blog post loginasroot.net/how_to_softw...
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how to software engineer like it's (February) 2026
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Tess report 2026.1
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Tess report - 2026.1
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I have to admit I still don't really know what an agent is. like, a specific one. is the context the agent? the model isn't the agent. is the agent the for loop?
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
blog post loginasroot.net/the_f_in_foo...
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the F in foom stands for frog boiling
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"I'm not gonna lose to fucking gas town" I mutter to myself as I open my editor every morning
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
eigenrobot screenshots are going around. needs to be addressed. does he earnestly hold bad object-level opinions? probably, yes. but he doesn't tweet bad because of those he tweets bad because people being mad at him on twitter is his kink. this is super obvious to anyone paying attention.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
*connects to your USB port* *unlocks your bootloader* *uploads ~47% of an OS image to your internal storage* (it's fine, that means it worked)
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
blog post loginasroot.net/plurality_sp...
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the plurality spectrum
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the pronoun Chat should be capitalized because it's the gender-neutral form of He.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
??
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"Invading Greenland is super unpopular behold:" *chart of a different thing*
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
new thing, not really a blog post loginasroot.net/tess_report_...
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Tess report - 2026.0
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TaraKute @tarakute.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
LOVE LOVE LOVE shutting down a device forcefully by holding the power button down for 5-10 seconds. It really feels like you're snuffing the life out of it like that. Like c'mere baby let mommy choke you out, there's a good little laptop.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
people are so credulous it's insane. obviously covid doesn't increase your chance of having a mental disorder (whatever that means) by 40%, because basically everyone has gotten covid now and suicide rates have not jumped significantly.
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es @ess.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
google translate app:
english
new endings

swedish
nya slut
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
you may not like it but this is what peak agency looks like
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
new bio
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
new blog post loginasroot.net/star_trek_br...
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Star Trek broke causality. now it's everyone's problem
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
fyi you can still get a passport with your sex marker of choice, including X. seems like the injunction or whatever could get knocked down any time, so if that's something you want hop on it travel.state.gov/content/trav...
travel.state.gov
Sex Marker in Passports
Learn more about our policy on this page.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I thought grimes videos in the last few years had been getting kind of boring but god damn she's back
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
in my home I have encountered an entity with far too many legs. this displeases me
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
996 is good as long as you take 2 month breaks every 3 weeks
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
magical girl doing the heart hands thing but in context it’s very obviously a gang sign
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
what would you call a WUG experiencing existential dread?
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
systemctl stop x <long pause> (like smothering with a pillow) vs killall x killall x kllall -9 x (like bashing with a club)
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I know it's ironic given my pfp but... I've decided heat death is somebody else's problem. my job is just to get us there
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
default is looking for puppygirls. she's like, probably fine to talk to I think?
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
@may.as
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fí ꩜ @fiii.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
i love making things on my computer :)
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
we should have given it to the yogurt
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
she fork() on my thread pool til I
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
some goddamn trans girl decided GTK image loading needed to be sandboxed and rewritten in Rust and now my swaylock fork is broken
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/09/2025
have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
girl wearing a t-shirt that says this
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teq @quilling.dev · 22/09/2025
surprising my doctor by revealing my second health bar
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
there's like 700 people in the world who can actually write software without offloading to an egregore and/or fucking it all up. drew devault is one of them? are you among the 700? if not you're being out-hussled by drew defuckingvault
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I think it's a good policy when you make a drive-by PR to run your fork of that thing until your change gets merged+released. both for testing purposes and so you're not beholden to their code review/release process. if they reject it well... fuck everyone else but I got mine.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
dommy enby named Management (they/them)
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
*reads community guidelines very closely* I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that.
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I should make a gc with everyone at anthropic I have on signal to yell at them when claude is down and also to make feature requests (I should very much not do this)
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
shout out to ip-api.com for not only being a short memorable URL that can be curled without fuss but also for having colored formatted terminal output by default
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
beeper is cool in theory but making it ergonomic to decrypt e2e app messages server side (much less punt them to an LLM API) is unacceptable
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
me face unlocking with an opencv python script wired up to a patched swaylock: I have literally the most secure computer in the world
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words @words.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
people should not be afraid of technology because technology is what makes us human
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