tess @tess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026on bluesky every post that contains "AI" is... off. somethings wrong with it. it's not that everyone's "anti-AI" or "pro-AI" or even that they necessarily engage with the topic politically. just somehow it can't be mentioned without the post being inexplicably fucked 140
Reposted by tessRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 07/05/2026ACAB includes the speed of light. 3597
Reposted by tessMeriel "wouppy" Sartha @sartha.dog · 09/03/2026I'm not arguing with a NixOS user. shoo. go derive some bitches 38313
tess @tess.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tess report loginasroot.net/tess_report_...loginasroot.netTess report - 2026.2 021
tess @tess.bsky.social · 14/02/2026blog post loginasroot.net/how_to_softw...loginasroot.nethow to software engineer like it's (February) 2026 040
tess @tess.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I have to admit I still don't really know what an agent is. like, a specific one. is the context the agent? the model isn't the agent. is the agent the for loop? 7140
tess @tess.bsky.social · 29/01/2026blog post loginasroot.net/the_f_in_foo...loginasroot.netthe F in foom stands for frog boiling 030
tess @tess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"I'm not gonna lose to fucking gas town" I mutter to myself as I open my editor every morning 0323
tess @tess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026eigenrobot screenshots are going around. needs to be addressed. does he earnestly hold bad object-level opinions? probably, yes. but he doesn't tweet bad because of those he tweets bad because people being mad at him on twitter is his kink. this is super obvious to anyone paying attention. 5281
tess @tess.bsky.social · 24/01/2026*connects to your USB port* *unlocks your bootloader* *uploads ~47% of an OS image to your internal storage* (it's fine, that means it worked) 060
tess @tess.bsky.social · 22/01/2026blog post loginasroot.net/plurality_sp...loginasroot.netthe plurality spectrum 260
tess @tess.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the pronoun Chat should be capitalized because it's the gender-neutral form of He. 0110
tess @tess.bsky.social · 18/01/2026"Invading Greenland is super unpopular behold:" *chart of a different thing* 180
tess @tess.bsky.social · 16/01/2026new thing, not really a blog post loginasroot.net/tess_report_...loginasroot.netTess report - 2026.0 0111
Reposted by tessTaraKute @tarakute.bsky.social · 28/12/2025LOVE LOVE LOVE shutting down a device forcefully by holding the power button down for 5-10 seconds. It really feels like you're snuffing the life out of it like that. Like c'mere baby let mommy choke you out, there's a good little laptop. 710014
tess @tess.bsky.social · 04/12/2025people are so credulous it's insane. obviously covid doesn't increase your chance of having a mental disorder (whatever that means) by 40%, because basically everyone has gotten covid now and suicide rates have not jumped significantly. 190
tess @tess.bsky.social · 07/11/2025new blog post loginasroot.net/star_trek_br...loginasroot.netStar Trek broke causality. now it's everyone's problem 082
tess @tess.bsky.social · 28/10/2025fyi you can still get a passport with your sex marker of choice, including X. seems like the injunction or whatever could get knocked down any time, so if that's something you want hop on it travel.state.gov/content/trav...travel.state.govSex Marker in PassportsLearn more about our policy on this page. 140
tess @tess.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I thought grimes videos in the last few years had been getting kind of boring but god damn she's back 150
tess @tess.bsky.social · 21/10/2025in my home I have encountered an entity with far too many legs. this displeases me 4261
Reposted by tessErika Chappell 🏳️⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025magical girl doing the heart hands thing but in context it’s very obviously a gang sign 528856
tess @tess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025systemctl stop x <long pause> (like smothering with a pillow) vs killall x killall x kllall -9 x (like bashing with a club) 171
tess @tess.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I know it's ironic given my pfp but... I've decided heat death is somebody else's problem. my job is just to get us there 0170
tess @tess.bsky.social · 02/10/2025default is looking for puppygirls. she's like, probably fine to talk to I think? 030
tess @tess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025some goddamn trans girl decided GTK image loading needed to be sandboxed and rewritten in Rust and now my swaylock fork is broken 4475
Reposted by tessDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/09/2025have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you 321049249
Reposted by tessteq @quilling.dev · 22/09/2025surprising my doctor by revealing my second health bar 419629
tess @tess.bsky.social · 15/09/2025there's like 700 people in the world who can actually write software without offloading to an egregore and/or fucking it all up. drew devault is one of them? are you among the 700? if not you're being out-hussled by drew defuckingvault 2100
tess @tess.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I think it's a good policy when you make a drive-by PR to run your fork of that thing until your change gets merged+released. both for testing purposes and so you're not beholden to their code review/release process. if they reject it well... fuck everyone else but I got mine. 180
tess @tess.bsky.social · 13/09/2025*reads community guidelines very closely* I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that. 1101
tess @tess.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I should make a gc with everyone at anthropic I have on signal to yell at them when claude is down and also to make feature requests (I should very much not do this) 150
tess @tess.bsky.social · 12/09/2025shout out to ip-api.com for not only being a short memorable URL that can be curled without fuss but also for having colored formatted terminal output by default 030
tess @tess.bsky.social · 04/09/2025beeper is cool in theory but making it ergonomic to decrypt e2e app messages server side (much less punt them to an LLM API) is unacceptable 2130
tess @tess.bsky.social · 23/08/2025me face unlocking with an opencv python script wired up to a patched swaylock: I have literally the most secure computer in the world 0130
Reposted by tesswords @words.bsky.social · 20/08/2025people should not be afraid of technology because technology is what makes us human 1151