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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat

@surber.bsky.social
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Audio dude. Shutdown Fullcast. Hand in the Dirt. Music guy. Movie guy. Will post lyrics. linktr.ee/killerantz

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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
That’s the courteous and respectful way to do it! That’s what I do first day of my classes every year. I actually ask every student how their name is pronounced and if they have a preferred name outside of what I have listed that they’d like to be called. Then I write them out phonetically.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
Oh my god
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
My friend Justin also did that, we bonded because we talked kinda funny
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
You were their AI
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
No way! We got too many middle aged dudes calling football games who study the media guides and get the names right to let em off the hook.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
Immediate forgiveness is also given to those who just ask! “I’m sorry is it pronounced _____?” Goes a long way.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22h
Must note, Soo-Bear I actually take as a compliment. I assume you think I’m a fancy lad.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 23h
You can’t just make things up! Also, it’s the repeat offenders that really get me going. Some don’t read well, I can get that and I understand that this is a me problem mostly. If you KEEP messing it up, that means there’s not enough space for that info up there and that worries me.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 23h
I struggled with my speech big time from ages 2-7. I’ve worked really hard to do “s” sounds because I just couldn’t do it. I thaid my name Thurber that whole time, and I would get frustrated when adults would repeat it back incorrectly (but how I made it sound) which is the origin of my frustration
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 23h
Shoo-bert is an all-time worst and the most common offender for idiots. Cause you’re just trying to materialize non existent lore about my name without my permission. This tells me a lot about your character
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 23h
Easiest “oh this is an idiot” identifier is when someone says my name after not hearing it first. Soo-ber, Sub-err, today I just got Supp-er from an ITS person at school. All my bad teachers, bosses, etc got it wrong first shot. Every lifetime friend nailed it first time. Disregard the r? C’mon.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk how or why I saw some of this when I was 3, but it fucked up bedtime for a couple months.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao they put Matt Rhule in this lololol
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:Wife from off screen like Beckham: “Tell em how many joints you smoked.”
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a coke. I don’t really do alcohol, maybe 4 or 5 times a year on average.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I fell onto a drumset and my left knee, but I did not spill my drink.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No fuckin way, Hogan surely took credit for your friend becoming a musician at some point that much is for sure.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They wanted it to just be a movie but Terry said “That doesn’t work for me, brother.”
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nata, this is peak film making.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Timestamped link for the clip that tripped me. DISCLAIMER do not watch on stairs youtu.be/aLqVkJS9B_8?...
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Hulk Hogan & The GIMP TREASURE - Thunder in Paradise Ep2 :(
YouTube video by Wrestling Bios
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my defense I only missed the last few steps and fell because the YouTube had auto played a WrestlingBios video about the Hulk Hogan film Thunder in Paradise and it was a particularly ridiculously dumb and distracting scene that caught my eye coming down the stairs.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just fell down the basement stairs and I’m fine? @itsfelder.bsky.social we’ve been overreacting to your falls, this is fine.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IF it interests you, there’s an excellent doc about the band that was made right before they released what turned out to be their last record. With the context that they never accomplished what they’d hoped it’s a pretty emotional watch. vimeo.com/724876597?fl...
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The End of Innocence - A Film about The Thrills.mp4
This is "The End of Innocence - A Film about The Thrills.mp4" by Maxim Young on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Basically sums up ages 13-15 when I really started to feel like myself in order of when I acquired them.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FCAD up before the west coast CW crew even has its cameras packed, who loves you www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull...
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AFTER DARK, Week 5: Please Look Fondly On Godless Washington | The Shutdown Fullcast
AFTER DARK, Week 5: Please Look Fondly On Godless Washington by The Shutdown Fullcast on Patreon. Join The Shutdown Fullcast's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
another perfect Fullcast ™ www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMR...
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Camp Turkey Lurkey Time HQ
YouTube video by frankieghl
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well. We have an extra critter in our house. Found a dog who looks to have gotten loose. @surber.bsky.social not sure if you have followers that frequent the Barnes Rd area, but we're reaching wide here.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌖 🐺
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dad just fast forwarded when talking about the “damn Tigers” by asking “after fsu then we got South Carolina, right?” While technically this is true there are several games before SC after FSU. I think he wants to stop watching Clemson as much as God does right now
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan, this has to stop
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love when someone who doesn't follow me jumps into a conversation they don't understand and just dumps a bunch of things I don't care about like they're correcting me. best part of the internet.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Progressive Dog Park commercial is my favorite show.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow miraculous KOD by me
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
keeds got alligator blood
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BC is like Matt Damon in Rounders right now.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
I’m gonna say it - Rank Wake Forest and Northwestern
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zero lies detected
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rank Wake
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bluesky just briefly crashed and as always I had a split second of hope that it was because It Happened
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Preston Adams @meetthepres0709.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The logical response.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤤
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YUP
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We gotta revisit some of these comps from the 80’s. This is a portrait of a band half as weird as the Velvets were, but it’s a perfect prep for loving Venus in Furs or Sister Ray.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In case you care to get down open.spotify.com/playlist/7Gv...
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VU Greatest Hits
Playlist · Michael Ray Surber · 15 items
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who can still sanction their buffoonery?
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made playlist in the order of a Velvet Underground Greatest Hits CD that no longer exists. There’s so many things you could do before Noon.
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Zane @zanerzas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@surber.bsky.social firing up Chorus for the Wasteland on my walk this morning. Grandma Rose really is a banger
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Alexis @offalcute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
N Mpls girl "struck by a car while...delivering invitations for her birthday 11th birthday party. Angel is currently in the pediatric intensive care unit and has multiple surgeries and a long recovery ahead." Let's make sure Angel's mama can focus on her babies during this horrible time.
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