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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 11h

The army destroyed my ear drums years ago all I ever hear is beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 11h

Imagine being like “wow cool flying car” while having the worst possible healthcare in the “developed” world. they won’t even cover your existing tinnitus, good luck with your mangled everything

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Mo Spade @mospade.bsky.social · 14h

Edited Dril tweet saying “so long suckers! I rev up my Flying Tesla and create a huge cloud of smoke. When the cloud dissipates I’m lying completely dead on the pavement”

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

24 team playoff means I’m probably just gonna spend my falls birding at this point cuz jfc money just insists on ruining everything

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Considering I’d honestly rather kick it asap, I’ll take my “congrats on the sex” comments now pls

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Please only take SMULAX as directed. Stop taking SMULAX if you experience painful diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, incessant diarrhea, infinite diarrhea, or, most importantly, pure diarrhea, which can become fatal. Other lesser side effects may include erections during diarrhea episodes or extra cussin

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Everyone expects beautiful people living seemingly perfect lives all over social media to get into your head and drive engagement but it’s all these people getting to play early demos of the new Ocarina of Time remake that’s really fuckin my shit up

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 11/10/2026

ladies, if lane kiffin tries to hit on you, tell him that lsu hasn’t won at kentucky in your lifetime because i assume you’re under 24

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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I think his legal name is now Will Fucking Stein

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

lmao at the multiple guys filming themselves giving Lane Kiffin the finger

Lane Kiffin being escorted off the field at Kentucky, followed by Kentucky fans filming him and giving him the finger

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Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You Can See Everything opens nationwide this week

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I honestly think I’ve seen enough to know that Oregon is kinda-mid-to-booty #KMTB

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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Neb needs to stop trying to extend the running game with swing passes and just run it for realsies

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh it’s almost like sports gambling is affecting call timing all over the country in all sports, weird

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ok I’ve decided I think Bibberty is an atrocity and I don’t enjoy looking at it.

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When players one *and* two are both AFK

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ehh, I don’t think it’s gonna matter in the end. ND is still a tier better than this Indiana team and they know it

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Two games in a row with a 65+ yard touchdown pass as soon as I turned them on lol. What powers have I been given?

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Looks like it’s Easter in October

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz

Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This kind of non-effort is what people are thinking about when looking for football examples of point shaving on defense

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To the tune of Tears for Fears: EV-‘RY-BO-DY WANTS TWO CONFERENCE Ls

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026

I’m gonna say it - Rank Wake Forest and Northwestern

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What’s the least biblical sounding name, and why is it Chad?

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone absolutely cursed the bloodline is one *EXTREMELY SPECIFIC* way

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did the announcer just call Walton a “Rookie”? lol they’re not even hiding the fact they’re employees. NCAA PLAYERS UNION WHEN?

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

OK IM NOT GONNA LIE IM LIKING THIS GAME PLAN

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Talech is undefeated against deep balls he can get to on time

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ND instantly turning the tide like it’s nothing. Defense should get a touchdown credit on the score sheet

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

CJ knew as soon as it was snapped it was 6

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You can tell they’re just thrown by the time of day. This is their first noon game this year

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think it’s gonna be one of those days where they don’t lock in until the second half

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lmao yeah this game or at least this first half is gonna make us all very mad

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In positive news, this Shipp kid having a big day being targeted could be a nice dress rehearsal for dealing with how Miami plays offense

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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can already tell this is gonna be a weird, anxious game

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026

immediately claiming Spencer’s Gifts the second my fellow survivors clear the zombies from this mall

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/10/2026

Me coaching Team Yellow to flag football victory at the 11 year old birthday party

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