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SupermanTDJesus

@supermantdjesus.bsky.social
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Regular football person commonly known around the web as SupermanTDJesus. Also tired dad

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This kind of non-effort is what people are thinking about when looking for football examples of point shaving on defense
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To the tune of Tears for Fears: EV-‘RY-BO-DY WANTS TWO CONFERENCE Ls
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BROKE HAND BLOCK
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
I’m gonna say it - Rank Wake Forest and Northwestern
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s the least biblical sounding name, and why is it Chad?
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Special teams is in hell today
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did the announcer just call Walton a “Rookie”? lol they’re not even hiding the fact they’re employees. NCAA PLAYERS UNION WHEN?
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK IM NOT GONNA LIE IM LIKING THIS GAME PLAN
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talech is undefeated against deep balls he can get to on time
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ND instantly turning the tide like it’s nothing. Defense should get a touchdown credit on the score sheet
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CJ knew as soon as it was snapped it was 6
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can tell they’re just thrown by the time of day. This is their first noon game this year
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao yeah this game or at least this first half is gonna make us all very mad
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In positive news, this Shipp kid having a big day being targeted could be a nice dress rehearsal for dealing with how Miami plays offense
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can already tell this is gonna be a weird, anxious game
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026
immediately claiming Spencer’s Gifts the second my fellow survivors clear the zombies from this mall
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/10/2026
Me coaching Team Yellow to flag football victory at the 11 year old birthday party
Bill Walsh nerding it up
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any day where USC and Michigan both lose at home is like an extra Christmas morning where I sleep in. Divine.
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Girl Melanie @immaculateice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE GAMBLING ADS
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Ricky Smiley: Leave Me Alone
ALT: Ricky Smiley: Leave Me Alone
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t spell LMAO without Ole Miss
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thesis Statement: I’d Probably Wear A Visor If I Were A Football Head Coach Playing Under The Lights. 1. You have to protect your eyes from those insane stadium lights 2. Your head may end kind of in a point like mine, making hat buttons/headsets interact in a uncomfy way 3. Actually, sunglasses?
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Check out my weighted blancat
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Luke Talech is 100% all American type shit
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a much better team than to only lead by 20. Not to be greedy but Notre Dame is kicking their asses, they just need to shake whatever poison damage they keep self-inflicting
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Marcus is so so so annoyed today and I do not blame him in the slightest for he is US ALL
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cc: @obviousshirts.bsky.social @petesampson.bsky.social
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Notre Dame Offense be like
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Gilbert Gottfried: You Fool!
ALT: Gilbert Gottfried: You Fool!
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GILBERT GOT FREED
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Notre Dame really giving Notre Dame a tough fight in this Michigan State game
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So let’s be real, that unsportsmanlike penalty was probably the end of Williams as as starter at RB
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oops referee was too stuck on his lines from the agreed upon script his bad
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bad pair of run calls
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh. My. Goodness.
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Peak
ALT: Peak
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was gonna put it off until after bed time but I just had to download the app again to catch up on the Bama slander
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Disney Imagineers absolutely COOKED for this year’s Halloween Horror Nights. No kid is safe
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
States schools fuckin up contenders’ seasons lemme hear your say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m hungry for a 70 burger. Anyone else?
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oregon walking up to the concessions stand like “Hey! (bomp bomp bomp) got any grapes?”
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Daffy Duck: Duck Season Opens Today!
ALT: Daffy Duck: Duck Season Opens Today!
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oregon is gonna look so good against a group of 6 bowl team
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha AND THEY WADDLED AWAY (waddle waddle) AND THEY WADDLED AWAY (waddle waddle)
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I agree with Notre Dame. I too prefer my Rice washed, rinsed, and cooked to oblivion
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SupermanTDJesus @supermantdjesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oklahoma State be like
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Duck Hunt
ALT: Duck Hunt
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026
if you joined ICE I don't think you just get to melt back into society ever again. I think it should be the albatross around your neck for the rest of your life. I sure as hell won't hire anyone who worked for ICE. hope that signing bonus lasts
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I, uh, cannot imagine the level of anger necessary for an Epsicopal bishop to openly say “I worry you are all going to Hell.”
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Louisville Clinic Escorts @lce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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