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Dan Johnson

@sudocrushms.bsky.social
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Principal Systems Engineer, pool player, bike rider, head banger, general nerd.

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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 3h
These examples are why "limited series" immediately gets my attention. It tells me they've thought the whole thing thru and won't drag it out.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 5h
Dude's face looks like 100 year old saddle leather...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 7h
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 7h
ICE has detained more than 500 U.S. citizens.
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 6h
Is it woke to be horrified by what happened at Cornell--and by the "boys will be boys" excuse-making of so many then and now? If so, perhaps we should all be a little more woke?
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 13h
Their inability to do basic airgapping when they do their "security testing" is alarming enough. Then they pull the "oh shit, it did that by itself!" No it didn't dumbasses, you told it to attack everything it could see and left a door open...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 14h
These chuds just don't understand that nerds provide security AND win conflicts.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 14h
Guillotines were invented for a reason.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 15h
The "Michele Tafoya is so un-Minnesotan...." discourse has been pretty solid.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 15h
Openly provoking a foreign adversary to kill millions of Americans is completely unhinged and reckless. Donald Trump is the most dangerous and corrupt president in our nation’s history. The stakes are too high to send him another yes vote from Minnesota.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 15h
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 16h
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Belle Sings 'There Must Be More' (Beauty and the Beast)
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 17h
The Wild when they didn't have Koivu. It's like they forget how to play the game.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A couple friend's dads had severe health emergencies lately and have come out of them miraculously healthy, so I gotta say...
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 05/10/2026
Trump and Stephen Miller’s ICE is out of control. Alex Pretti, a brave American and nurse, was protecting his community when ICE agents shot and killed him. Stephen Miller then tried to smear his name and lie about his death. What else is he lying about?
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's hard for me to imagine a single building taking up a significant portion of food vendors. The food building at the MN State Fair has a fair amount and is always *packed*, but it's hardly a measurable % of all the food. I'm spoiled by our Fair though. It's ridiculous in all the best ways.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Scruffy from Futurama: Seconded
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Matrix.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enterprise tech peaked in 2020-21ish.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh boy. This could be a biggun.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Restaurants are warning that the tariffs Ken Paxton supports could end free chips and salsa.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Said it before and I'll say it again: AI may be the death of us, but it will be FAR more stupid than any sci-fi writer could ever dream.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A "dong-er" rather than dinger?
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jonah Hill Wtf
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When in doubt: new mush bucket. You only get 1 noggin.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shocker to probably no one: anxiety is fucking exhausting...
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 03/10/2026
State officials are assisting local authorities to find those responsible after a shooting outside the Eden Prairie football game. No homecoming, in any community, should be disrupted by gun violence. Minnesotans are keeping students and families in our thoughts tonight.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok that was an image I didn't need in my brain...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
<laughs in Minnesotan>
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol Rodgers.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Step in time?!?!??
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Mary Poppins Chimney Sweeps Dance
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Young Man Says Po-ta-toes
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be a Twins fan?
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/10/2026
O barbarous and bloody spectacle!
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The endless cruelty is absolutely infuriating. Is it really that hard to just....not?
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tonight at 11:00... Doom!
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just fucking abhorrent.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Capital punishment is cruel and wrong and I will not be accepting arguments.
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 01/10/2026
Minneapolis police have identified a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old killed in an early morning crash Tuesday involving a stolen car. The name of the third person who died has not been released.
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Police release names of 2 of 3 people who died in Minneapolis crash
Police said the people who died were in a stolen Hyundai Elantra that was traveling at a high rate of speed on Southeast Fourth Street near the bridge over Interstate 35W when it collided with a semi ...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For some reason there's a group of Minnesotans that love voting for people that absolutely despise Minnesota...
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 30/09/2026
Minnesotans have not forgotten the violence that the Trump Administration brought to our streets. We will continue to seek accountability and justice.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
17 days without my big girl. Longest I've ever been without my truck since I picked her up on 10/13/15. She's done. We're just waiting for the tune so the shop can fire up the new Hemi and finish some stuff. LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL!!!
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