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Dan Johnson

@sudocrushms.bsky.social
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Principal Systems Engineer, pool player, bike rider, head banger, general nerd.

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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup. And very ornery.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is no war...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just picked up my baby after a massive engine/gearbox upgrade, soooo lots of break in miles this weekend. 3 weeks without was rough, but the absurdity is so worth it.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Attempt not to cry: failed. I'm just so happy to have the big girl back. Now to run through the break in and a handful of oil changes.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Niece pupper, but...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A couple friend's dads had severe health emergencies lately and have come out of them miraculously healthy, so I gotta say...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
<laughs in Minnesotan>
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
17 days without my big girl. Longest I've ever been without my truck since I picked her up on 10/13/15. She's done. We're just waiting for the tune so the shop can fire up the new Hemi and finish some stuff. LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL!!!
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doesn't get old lol.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fear of the dark. Fear of the dark. I have a constant fear that somethings always near...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PDP systems were really cool. One of my dad's friends has a bezel and compute board hanging on his office wall.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anxious, excited, worried,... I can't think of any more feelings. It's all of them...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People in the rich exurbs probably don't pay much attention to their grocery costs.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Now you're being mean, but I can do that too. Trying to decide which one I open...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This whole summer has been "None Like It Hot"
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't have any, but here's my niece pupper Ella charging in the sun. (she's solar powered)
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
First time in 35 years the US Open final has gone to the hill. Mary, Mother of God that was intense. Vamos FSR!!! Great win.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spirit Mountain or here building psycho shit. That jump has to be 15 feet tall. Apparently there's going to be a 30 foot drop into the new jump line... Bonkers.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Predator streamed their last Wheelchair Championship (alongside Women's and Women's Doubles). It was amazing. A absolutely unreal how good these players are in spite of their disadvantages.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Some people are good at AOE2, some of us are silly civilisation builders. Defense!👏👏 Defense! 👏👏 Defense!
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm not usually a fan of greatest hits albums. They always feel like a mess of singles. But this one? Chef's kiss. It flows, it makes sense, and dammit it's amazing.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I shouldn't be surprised (Invert Grove Heights), but it's gotta be an upgrade from Lakeville, right???
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here we go again.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wouldn't trade my Mach 6 for anything. Absolute beast of a bike.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
10 reds snooker for giggles. Fun game. Need a poker set though...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Finally got a work bench for the workshop/bike room. Neat.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Beer!
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ella was born to be a tight end. #athlete
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When you're done with your gopro overheating.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love this table so much already. It's an absolute unit and plays perfectly.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's just so pretty. Something I've wanted my whole life and it's finally sitting in my living room... #Diamond #Professional
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Benderama in real life.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Unless you're Haaland, in which case it's not ok to be bigger and stronger than everyone else...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stolen from my Loons...
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
10', 16.6lbs. Banana for scale.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know there's really no #PoolSky, but this Predator Pro Billiard Series Austria event has been amazing. Gotta love Jasmin bringing the gun show to the Finals.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Being a Minnesotan and Vikings fan:
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Also, this would be an exciting way to die on a bike.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Saw these 3 at Theo. Beautiful deer, all looking and acting healthy. Accidentally split them when I came flying down the trail. Waited for them to gather and head on their way.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
$94 steak vs $8 steak. This is why I don't go to steakhouses.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ella is upset you're doing something other than throwing her ball.
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Dan Johnson @sudocrushms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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