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Substandard Nerd

@substandardnerd.bsky.social
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doofus | into a lot of things | will run at the mouth with flibbity jibber-jabber | being awkward for 20 years and counting | also on tumblr www.tumblr.com/blog/illuminopseudon…

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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Give your comfort character a song: Yubel gets "The Masochism Tango"
Card art from the Yu-Gi-Oh! card YubelAlbum cover, "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer"
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Simon @smallpoxeater.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
rest in peace my granny she got hit with a bazooka
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I hold priority." Yeah? Well, I hold you in tender embrace as we watch the sunset drop below the surrounding hills, welcoming us into yet another joyous and blessed evening spent in one another's company. I only have lands in hand, btw
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summer 🌺🌸 @summer-never.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my #playroughshipping agenda 🥰🥰🥰 #ユカハル #PokemonLegendsZA #jacinthe #lebanne
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Portal comic.
Chell runs out of a room of turrets, holding a screaming Wheatley.
Wheatley: I can't believe we're not dead! But just so you know...
Chell, exhausted, sits down against a wall and puts Wheatley down.
Wheatley: I, uh, was willing to nobly sacrifice myself. As a bullet shield, for you. Because I'm made of metal. But it's really nice that I didn't have to do that. I like not dying.
Wheatley (blushing): But if I DID die, I um... I...
Wheatley (getting serious): Would've wanted to be laid to rest in my hometown.
Wheatley pulls up a heavily watermarked stock photo of Bristol, England. Population: 494,400. Main exports: Wallace, GromitPortal comic (continued).
GLaDOS turns on the intercom.
GLaDOS: For your information. Your little ball friend isn't actually from the UK.
Wheatley: Pssh. What? Yes I am.
GLaDOS (gleefully): No you aren't. We just made you like that because we thought it would be funny.
Wheatley has an existential crisis and starts sobbing.
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is actually one of my favorite choices made in the last episode, along with Pomni saying she wish she had pried a little harder. As someone who has been Pomni in that situation, it's incredibly harrowing and oh so very real. And it never stops haunting you
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lets 👏 go 👏 lesbians 👏 #tadc #ribbitrabbit #ribbit #jax
Jax And Ribbit looking hot
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Cure🎀Cal @caldroids.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my only tadc fanart. you're welcome, everybody
pomni looking at the viewer with a distressed expression, her speech bubble reads: "My friend transitioned, but I found out she's naming herself greznedge. I want to be supportive but, fucking greznedge?"
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Mon 👻 @onigiriarts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the amount of people I'm seeing saying "I'm glad they're censoring X now, but censoring Y is unacceptable!" Bruh, everyone has their own comforts. You can reject things that make you uncomfortable in your personal spaces without needing to take away freedom of expression and exploration as a whole
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
More artists should draw Samus with bottom surgery scars
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
*hits blunt harder* Baseball= turn based Football = turn based Soccer= real time Hockey = real time Basketball = real time
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Michaela Laws 📖🖋️Storyteller @vamichaelalaws.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
PSA: YouTube has rolled out a new update to their AI Algorithm that has been quietly changing accounts to turn Restricted Mode on and filter LGBTQ+ topics (and others) as Adult-only restricted content. This is an old feature, yes, but it’s safe to simply check and amend any changes in case.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
For safe handling, always remember to clearly label whether your toxic yuri is neurotoxic, hemotoxic, infectious, corrosive, radioactive, carcinogenic, mutagenic, or other.
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Felted Hearts (COMMS OPEN) @felthearts4.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Importing this banger from Tumblr because acknowledging that propaganda is a real thing that can absolutely affect you is not in opposition to "fiction is not reality." Both are true, and it is incredibly important that we all recognize this.
Screenshot of two Tumblr posts by the user 'roadhogsbigbelly.' The first reads: "I think the reason "fiction meets reality" trips so many people up is because they think it means "engaging with media that depicts uncomfortable subjects will taint your soul" when really all it means is that "fiction is meant to reflect certain ideas of the world intentionally or not, and it's going to affect your perception of it, if you don't go in with a healthy bit of skepticism"
The second reads: "like playing a first person shooter isn't going to turn you into a school shooter, but that doesn't mean that Call of Duty isn't like. explicitly military propaganda.
"or (for a more specific but also weirdly common example) enjoying horror movies isn't going to turn you into a serial killer, but if you watch a lot of horror where the killer is "a gender confused man who kills women while dressed in drag, because his repressed female split personality hates his attraction to women because it gives her gender dysphoria" then you should like. be a bit critical of what you're enjoying. or something like that."
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Solomon @solemn-void.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The critterrrr #Godzilla #shingodzilla
Full body illustration of kamata kun from Shin Godzilla. It’s posed curled up in a circle on top of a sparkling purple to pink background.
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dutch🎃trick or🎃treat @dutchtreat.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Bluesky can still be accessed via Graysky for Mississippi users. Pass it on.
graysky.app
Graysky - a bluesky client
Experience a whole different skyline.
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kreep - on vacation until oct 12 @kreep.gay · 13/05/2025
I lost a handful of followers after the Fuck Nazis post so lets see if we can get a little more Fuck Nazis Fuck Trump Fuck Right Wingers Fuck Bigots Fuck anyone that voted for Trump What are you doing following a trans, nonbinary smut peddler in the first place? Fix your hearts or die, idc which
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
OK i’ve seen almost no media outlet pick up on the fact the Supreme Court ruling endorsed conversion therapy and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care (1/x)
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Affirmations for every artist here!!!
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character!
Official card art of Yubel
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Decolonize Myself @decolonizemyself.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
jon
@jon_speaks
i don't think straight ppl understand that queer ppl celebrating pride in the US this year are up against a growing crowd whose response is "we will kill you"
pride might be a party to you, or a festival, or whatever, but for queer ppl it's celebrating life in the face of death
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
you're white. you don't have a Spirit animal. you have a fursona.
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
that's a fresh spin on the format
sylveon saying "hey guys"

someone pointing at them and saying "estrogeon"

sylveon saying "...close enough"
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Plasma 🏳️‍⚧️ @plasma-whorrorshow.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
pride month is coming soon and I just want to say I love transgender faggot freak kinksters and queers of color the most so much. i love horny queers and transexuals so so much they make this world better and safer. fuck cops at pride, fuck pride capitalism. they are still our enemies.
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
They're rallying outside the Syracuse location tomorrow - would help a lot if you signed. I know I won't be using TCGPlayer at all until this is resolved. actionnetwork.org/letters/hold...
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Hold the CEOs of eBay and TCGplayer Accountable for Illegally Closing Authentication Center and Terminating Union Workers
On the morning of May 22, eBay and TCGplayer abruptly closed the Syracuse Authentication Center and terminated all of its union workers. This is blatant retaliation against the efforts of workers to f...
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19/05/2025
hi, folks! KOSA’s back in congress. the project 2025 people want KOSA to pass & openly say they’ll use it to attack abortion & LGBTQ people. it's also got a lot of democratic support. 2 other censorship bills—IODA & SCREEN—are up, too. all must be stopped. long thread! call scripts at the end.🧵
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Kids Online Safety Act reintroduced in Senate. Advocates fear it'll block LGBTQ+ content online. - LGBTQ Nation
Supporters say it has protections for free speech, but others worry platforms will block content to comply.
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ZachReacts|🩷💛🩵|CHECK THE PIN 📌 @tubeztheone.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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Ser Shotbuns, Lady Knight @shotbuns.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
LRP: This Bsky is a kinky safe space. Even if I don't share your kink, I endorse your right to have it--even if it makes me uncomfortable or upset. *Taps the sign*
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
How many Hellaverse characters could beat a Metal Gear RAY one-on-one?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A ROTTIG SKELITON SAYS "YOU HAVE PRONOUN'S? YOU BETTER FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE SO I CAN USE THEM " AND IF YOUR JUST TUNNING INTO THIS CHANNEL DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS ALL PEOPLES GENDERS AND SEXUALITY AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT , YOU MUST UNDERSTAND A CULTURE WAR HAS BEEN HAPPENNING TO TRY TO FURTHER OPRESS ANY ONE WHOS NOT A RICH STRAIGHT WHITE MAN , IMAGINE BEING BORN ON THIRD BASE AND COMPLAINING THAT YOU CANT REACH HOME PLATE BECAUSE OF 1 TRANS PERSON LMAO,,, BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN  SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG) IMAGINE IF YOU STARTED MONOPOLEY THE BOAR GAME WITH 10,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST GET'S 500 , AND YOU PANIC WHEN THEY BUY 1 PROPERTEY, YOU GET THE PICTURE, WE LIVE IN A NATION RULED BY THE WORST AND DULLEST PEOPLE WHO ARE IMPOTENTLY ANGRY THAT ANY ONE ELSE HAS EVER DONE ANY THING COOL , AND ALSO IMPOTENT , BECUASE THERS NO WAY THERE DICKS WORK, SORRY BUT THATS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ELLON, ITS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AND ITS THE SIZE OF AN EGG. HE SPENT $1000000 ON FIXING IT AND ALL THEY DID WAS INSTALL A LED LIGHT THAT CHANGES COLOR. ALLEGEDLY. THATS WHAT I HEARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
am eepy
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JoCat is on his way home @jocat.net · 23/04/2025
remember to block and move on everyone
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the other... oh, wait
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 16/04/2025
Huh, that's weird. I wonder if this implies something about the ways microtransactions are structured, perhaps to BE addictive and take advantage of the vulnerable? ... naaah! I'm sure a full one fifth of a demographic category are all just stupid, frivolous and personally irresponsible.
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Chain of characters where you just want to hug them and tell them that things will be okay. I'll start:
Penny, from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
What do you think would happen if Freddy Krueger attacked a lucid dreamer?
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.
Pilotwings Resort states that guests are only
allowed to drive electric vehicles on Wuhu Island.
Earlier in the series, in Wii Sports Resort, this was
phrased as "only electric vehicles are allowed
on the island".
However, in Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart races
take place on the island where the racers all
use gas vehicles. This suggests that Mario
gained special pollution privileges for
his Mario Kart activities.
Source: @HEYimHeroic
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Enough about banning Partner in EDH: let's ruin the format a different way. What if every commander had Partner?
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💜 Chika | ✨ Nyan-Binary Enigma | 🐸 @chikashimanevt.vtubers.social · 06/03/2025
With alt text.
GenAI is a tool of fascism. Don't use it.

Big tech is pushing AI to:
Destroy art/artists because they may inspire resistance
Censor knowledge by manipulating search results
Make young people/students dependent and unable to research, write and think critically
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Princess doing the whole I-may-only-wed-one-who-defeats-me-in-a-contest-of-wits thing, but as the contest in question goes on it becomes increasingly clear that a. she designed the game you're playing, and b. she's using you to get playtest feedback.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
(Robert Downey Jr as evil Dr Doom and Tom Hiddleston as good Loki are facing off in Secret Wars) Doom: I have an army. (gestures to Doombots) Loki: Here’s the thing. (The Thing bursts in) Thing: IT’S CLOBBERIN TIME
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Haysey_Draws Spooky Teachers @haysey-draws.art · 06/03/2025
Remember I said I had more bad ideas?
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Laup Namron @laupnamron.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
reskeet this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you.
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Troy The Catfish @troycoley.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My death? Mega
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
What do y'all think would happen if Freddy Krueger attacked a lucid dreamer?
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