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Substandard Nerd

@substandardnerd.bsky.social
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doofus | into a lot of things | will run at the mouth with flibbity jibber-jabber | being awkward for 20 years and counting | also on tumblr www.tumblr.com/blog/illuminopseudon…

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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could you post the screenshot, please? I don't have a Xitter account and it won't let me see it without logging in.
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Give your comfort character a song: Yubel gets "The Masochism Tango"
Card art from the Yu-Gi-Oh! card YubelAlbum cover, "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer"
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Simon @smallpoxeater.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
rest in peace my granny she got hit with a bazooka
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She's gorgeous
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I hold priority." Yeah? Well, I hold you in tender embrace as we watch the sunset drop below the surrounding hills, welcoming us into yet another joyous and blessed evening spent in one another's company. I only have lands in hand, btw
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is one of them madness feat. Sneaky Snacker?
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dark Souls splash text altered to read KINTSUGI REFERENCED
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summer 🌺🌸 @summer-never.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my #playroughshipping agenda 🥰🥰🥰 #ユカハル #PokemonLegendsZA #jacinthe #lebanne
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Portal comic.
Chell runs out of a room of turrets, holding a screaming Wheatley.
Wheatley: I can't believe we're not dead! But just so you know...
Chell, exhausted, sits down against a wall and puts Wheatley down.
Wheatley: I, uh, was willing to nobly sacrifice myself. As a bullet shield, for you. Because I'm made of metal. But it's really nice that I didn't have to do that. I like not dying.
Wheatley (blushing): But if I DID die, I um... I...
Wheatley (getting serious): Would've wanted to be laid to rest in my hometown.
Wheatley pulls up a heavily watermarked stock photo of Bristol, England. Population: 494,400. Main exports: Wallace, GromitPortal comic (continued).
GLaDOS turns on the intercom.
GLaDOS: For your information. Your little ball friend isn't actually from the UK.
Wheatley: Pssh. What? Yes I am.
GLaDOS (gleefully): No you aren't. We just made you like that because we thought it would be funny.
Wheatley has an existential crisis and starts sobbing.
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is actually one of my favorite choices made in the last episode, along with Pomni saying she wish she had pried a little harder. As someone who has been Pomni in that situation, it's incredibly harrowing and oh so very real. And it never stops haunting you
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lets 👏 go 👏 lesbians 👏 #tadc #ribbitrabbit #ribbit #jax
Jax And Ribbit looking hot
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Cure🎀Cal @caldroids.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my only tadc fanart. you're welcome, everybody
pomni looking at the viewer with a distressed expression, her speech bubble reads: "My friend transitioned, but I found out she's naming herself greznedge. I want to be supportive but, fucking greznedge?"
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
[Feedback] Page: Deck Builder Browser: Firefox / Desktop Hi! I'm just curious; I can't find the option to export a decklist from here. Is it possible to do that? If so, how would I? --- Sent from Commander Template beta feedback
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thank you!
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Question: what's the website URL? I can't seem to find it.
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
wait what site is this?
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Mon 👻 @onigiriarts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the amount of people I'm seeing saying "I'm glad they're censoring X now, but censoring Y is unacceptable!" Bruh, everyone has their own comforts. You can reject things that make you uncomfortable in your personal spaces without needing to take away freedom of expression and exploration as a whole
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
More artists should draw Samus with bottom surgery scars
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
*hits blunt harder* Baseball= turn based Football = turn based Soccer= real time Hockey = real time Basketball = real time
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What inspired the "hair standing on end when she uses her powers" bit?
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Her hair standing on end when she uses magic gives off awesome vibes. What inspired that decision?
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Your eyes are mesmerizing
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Adorable. Fridge shaped
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You look great! I'm glad you're happy and confident
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Get u a bf Nap on his tiddy
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Michaela Laws 📖🖋️Storyteller @vamichaelalaws.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
PSA: YouTube has rolled out a new update to their AI Algorithm that has been quietly changing accounts to turn Restricted Mode on and filter LGBTQ+ topics (and others) as Adult-only restricted content. This is an old feature, yes, but it’s safe to simply check and amend any changes in case.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
For safe handling, always remember to clearly label whether your toxic yuri is neurotoxic, hemotoxic, infectious, corrosive, radioactive, carcinogenic, mutagenic, or other.
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Felted Hearts (COMMS OPEN) @felthearts4.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Importing this banger from Tumblr because acknowledging that propaganda is a real thing that can absolutely affect you is not in opposition to "fiction is not reality." Both are true, and it is incredibly important that we all recognize this.
Screenshot of two Tumblr posts by the user 'roadhogsbigbelly.' The first reads: "I think the reason "fiction meets reality" trips so many people up is because they think it means "engaging with media that depicts uncomfortable subjects will taint your soul" when really all it means is that "fiction is meant to reflect certain ideas of the world intentionally or not, and it's going to affect your perception of it, if you don't go in with a healthy bit of skepticism"
The second reads: "like playing a first person shooter isn't going to turn you into a school shooter, but that doesn't mean that Call of Duty isn't like. explicitly military propaganda.
"or (for a more specific but also weirdly common example) enjoying horror movies isn't going to turn you into a serial killer, but if you watch a lot of horror where the killer is "a gender confused man who kills women while dressed in drag, because his repressed female split personality hates his attraction to women because it gives her gender dysphoria" then you should like. be a bit critical of what you're enjoying. or something like that."
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The ultimate goal of one route is to terminate the narrator with high caliber ballistics
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Solomon @solemn-void.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The critterrrr #Godzilla #shingodzilla
Full body illustration of kamata kun from Shin Godzilla. It’s posed curled up in a circle on top of a sparkling purple to pink background.
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dutch🎃trick or🎃treat @dutchtreat.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Bluesky can still be accessed via Graysky for Mississippi users. Pass it on.
graysky.app
Graysky - a bluesky client
Experience a whole different skyline.
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kreep - on vacation until oct 12 @kreep.gay · 13/05/2025
I lost a handful of followers after the Fuck Nazis post so lets see if we can get a little more Fuck Nazis Fuck Trump Fuck Right Wingers Fuck Bigots Fuck anyone that voted for Trump What are you doing following a trans, nonbinary smut peddler in the first place? Fix your hearts or die, idc which
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I didn't. This is the TCG art
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Yep, although the 4Kids dub tried to erase that
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Domain expansion
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Chess boxing
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Someone using Angel's chest fluff as a pillow
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Oh no, it can give Hexxus a power-up
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
OK i’ve seen almost no media outlet pick up on the fact the Supreme Court ruling endorsed conversion therapy and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care (1/x)
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I would absolutely worship those stretch marks
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Affirmations for every artist here!!!
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It's Pride Month! Quote with a queer character!
Official card art of Yubel
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Decolonize Myself @decolonizemyself.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
jon
@jon_speaks
i don't think straight ppl understand that queer ppl celebrating pride in the US this year are up against a growing crowd whose response is "we will kill you"
pride might be a party to you, or a festival, or whatever, but for queer ppl it's celebrating life in the face of death
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Gorgeous art, but get her some water!
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
1: gorgeous. 2: somebody get her a glass of water, stat.
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Take all the time you need
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Substandard Nerd @substandardnerd.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Adorable possum
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