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Zephy

@sublimezephyr.bsky.social
235 followers 191 following 405 posts

(he/him) Scottish gaymer, software developer, home cook, mythology nerd, occasional Twitch streamer, and lover of dad jokes. Was once thrown out of a bar while sober for laughing too loud. linktr.ee/sublimezephyr

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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And breathe! Looking forward to this weekend of rest, relaxation and laughing at Chrissie trying to play games when she's exhausted.
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't remember that being Avril's lyric...
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think we don't thank the passage of time enough for the fact no one talks about Myers Briggs personality types anymore
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hot tub time machine?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This!!!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ok so I'm planning a short, relaxing, solo holiday for early August cause I have a week off work and want an escape. Currently looking at package holidays to Greek Islands and Sardinia and also at more of a mixed type holiday to Lisbon. Anyone got any good suggestions?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hahahahahaha, to be fair I'm always accidentally pressing things on there. Mainly the right now button when I'm really *not* interested in right now.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Heirbnb.
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was on the uppers today
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Back to the grind?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Forgot how happy xmen 97 makes me
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You prefer it to call you Shirley?
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Nigel 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s heartbreaking that we’ve lost a legend, a truly wonderful man. Losing him during Pride Month when this heartwarming story from 2019 reminds us how truly wonderful he was. 💔 #RIPAnthonyHead
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Heartwarming story of Buffy's Giles going out of his way for a young trans fan
Tired: J.K. Rowling supporting a woman with anti-trans views. Wired: Buffy actor Anthony Stewart-Head quietly going above and beyond for his trans fans.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Oh you're trusting your *gut*? The city's third most popular sperm bank?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As a kid i wanted to be a Fire type, but honestly don't know what type id be now. Maybe electric.
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Icons
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Embarrassed that you like men? That’s called “Shame-Sex Attraction” 😌
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Missed the bus by like a minute 😭
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A very handsome boy who has been cuddling me all night
Dog!
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You are just that gorgeous
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Is it one of those ones where you can drive it as long as the key is in the car?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Gym session today!
Gym selfie
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sorry but I won’t be going anywhere because I jerked off while we were chatting and you took too long to send your addy 😒
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What about in "For Good"?
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Valiant ‘Now Stateside’ Dorian 🔜 PAXU @valiantdorian.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🎲OTSO’S TABLETOP DEN🎲 Tonight we will continue our on-stream game designing for @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social 's Havoc Engine Game Jam! We will be adding key rules to Forsaken Beasts and building out our pre-generated characters LIVE TONIGHT at 7pm EST on 🔴 twitch.tv/otsospiritbear 🔴
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yes i missed a lot of commas and misspelled romance. And i have at least one double space in there. Really not showing my inner Virgo this morning.
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yes i stayed up to 1am reading a gay romamce set in a mmo. Yes i finished it in one sitting. Yes i have not progressed my willpower when it comes to stopping reading since i was 14.
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I just block them 😅
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Museum Bums @museumbums.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The @royalacademy.bsky.social knows *exactly* how to light their plaster cast of the Farnese Hercules 😍 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums Cast created c1790, original sculpture c200 AD 😁
A beautifully lit muscly statue, in a butt-first photo
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This is how I found out these were different people
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Gonna get back into the dating scene... in Coral Island. Only in Coral Island. 😂 Surya is waiting for me.
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I asked my friend what percentage of insta he thinks is ai these days... he instantly responded 40% and it took me way way way too long to realise why.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
jokes
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I thought everyone knew this?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Which unit of distance?
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Unless they added improvised. Cooking in a ready steady cook fashion or something on general knowledge then i think id be screwed. I might be able to sew something that would look OK though, but id be assuming safe at best
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Bit far down the country but i hope you have a wonderful time
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A reminder of a lovely night out on Friday!
Two people at a club, one is a man in a black vest, one is a lady also in black with purpleish hair.  They look a bit drunk and very happy.
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VEGA Workshop @vegawork.shop · 11/02/2026
remember, it’s just between us! 🤫 use code LILSECRET at checkout for 20% off our entire All Black Collection! vegawork.shop/products/all...
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
They are awful
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
On the train to Manchester and there is a cute dog in the aisle and i love them
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I am cheering you on (but not in my old cheerleader outfit cause I lost it)
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Any voice note from @reneedelait.bsky.social
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Museum Bums @museumbums.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
And the Oscar for dramatic museum lighting goes to.... France's The Museum of Romanity's "The Roman Emperor, a mortal among the gods" exhibition 👏👏👏👏 #MuseumBums 👍🏛️🍑 Thanks @lydiam31.bsky.social for sharing 😁
A photo of a statue in a museum gallery with very directed lighting to show the pronounced curve of the statue's bum
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Zephy @sublimezephyr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yum yum yum
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And the moral of the story is? It's always better to share than to shaft. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Shaft.
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Graham's Weave @babycorsola.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Best pair of traitors ever, played a blinder
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