Reposted by Su-se-seanactually madeleine is the scientist🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 10/09/2025“maybe there’s… another way i could pay for this?” “ma’am if my cash takings don’t match my deliveries at the end of the night i’ll lose my job and maybe go to jail. do you want to pay for the pizza or not” 1564
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026idk but maybe if the quest for a more "humane" method of execution due to past "inhumane" methods results in multiple horrendous failed executions then maybe we should just get rid of executions? maybe there isn't a legitimate route for the state to kill a person, and the entire premise needs axing! 120
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026texas has this ONE REALLY COOL TRICK that visiting presidents just hate and i'm hoping to see it :) 131
Reposted by Su-se-seandemon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 27/09/2026could you imagine. a more excruciating group of people. 3381
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the idea (and proof of concept!) for cloning is introduced in pokemon red/blue and chronologically, excluding arceus, all the other games take place after red/blue. so why is gene editing and cloning not utilized going forward, instead of weird, likely traumatic, breeding-for-traits litter farming? 010
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this is something i would scrawl on a notepad, waking up suddenly in the middle of the night 100
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a world where gals can't pal around and fuck is world i want no part of 120
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026commenting a personal anecdote on a reddit thread is a great way to make up your "being called a fucking idiot" deficit 210
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026good morning, yes, 1 Coffee That Makes You Shit Quick, please. no, a medium will be fine thank you 030
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026$600 shoei helmet, barely used, $25. sometimes thrift shops still got the gas 020
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026tbh this is like 90% of the reason i rarely, if ever, finish a game. even going like a week without playing will leave me lost on mechanics, quests, where i currently am and where i'm meant to go, etc. especially games that introduce new mechanics later in the progression. i just bail on it. 2201
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026gotta be honest: i was aware of *maybe* 10% of the monuments and public buildings/institutions in washington d.c. i did not know that the kennedy center existed until this year and it's weird that 1: trump is so incredibly obsessed with it, to the point that 2: it's dominating political conversation 110
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 17/09/2026porn mags used to give you terrible stories with your still photos, and tbh i loved 'em 020
Reposted by Su-se-seanBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 08523
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the collective value in doc martins alone at this mcr show could bankrupt a small country 030
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026shared bond? i remember seeing (what i had considered to that point) sane and sensible adults around lose their minds and turn into bloodthirsty maniacs, fellow teens joining the army right out of school, and my church's pastor became an outright xtian nationalist. there wasn't any Unity or Bond 130
Reposted by Su-se-seanacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026happy 9/11 to those who celebrate 212812
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*gollum voice* filthy, nasty, slutty little hobbitches 120
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026lord of the rings would have been wildly different if tolkien had a can of zyn 010
Reposted by Su-se-seanDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me too bitch, you're not special. 12387911682
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i don't know what hell is or isn't, but having one hour ripped out of your work day to listen to a presentation on "time management" given by someone who is half remembering seven different self help books has gotta be pretty close 140
Reposted by Su-se-seanThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure theonion.com/heated-rivalry-produce… 261046134
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026went outside for my morning nicotine and a fly drowned itself in my coffee, anyone here know how to read omens 130
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026jimmy eat world is an important band because they are a sadboi band singing sadboi songs that are (largely) not about women, and instead about the pain and terror of living in arizona 010
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026one of my constant hot takes is that record stores should not play super cool music i've never heard before if they don't have a copy of the album for sale 010
Reposted by Su-se-seansamantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i hope the new show keeps the most important detail of the books which is that it ends with harry, now a cop, confirming in internal narration that he still owns a slave and mocking his long time friend about how she doesn't like that 2327
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i do not love heartburn and farting but boy howdy do i love a good agua fresca de tamarindo 120
Reposted by Su-se-seanTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭 101229195
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*gasping, wincing, paging my intestines' last known location* see, told you i could still fit a 28 waistband 230
Reposted by Su-se-seanKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026As a millennial the Iraq war was when I learned America felt no responsibility for human life abroad and hurricane Katrina was when I learned it felt no responsibility for American lives either 222790564
Reposted by Su-se-seanve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 30/08/2026In an age of extremism everyone is an extremism scholar 210116
Reposted by Su-se-seanJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trust my parents? The people who gave away my foreskin 19674101
Reposted by Su-se-seanKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this hasan piker shit shows that democratic politicians all have internet psychosis which is crazy because they are all 10000 years old and don't know how their phones work. they're reading about how this guy is a terrorist in 68 point font 51138
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026well, this is a definite list of 20ish bands I apparently need to listen to 120
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"weird" alison yank-that-bitch, if any of you drag queens need a name 120
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026rocky was an overall positive in my life. it exacerbated some really unhealthy coping mechanisms i had, but it also informed and helped establish a lot of my understandings of social issues, social connections, creativity and comedy in general. rip tim curry. cardinal richelieu was your best role. 040
Su-se-sean @su-se-sean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026nothing will be funnier than voters flipping texas blue. i already fuckin hate buccees and their shit ass cult following. 010
Reposted by Su-se-seansweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 19/08/2026I’m not “boycotting” GTA VI. I’m just not buying it. I’m a 27 year old woman. I’m saving my money for the dentist 12845142
