Just after 8pm this evening will the perfect time to dump a fridge and a dozen sacks of carpet cutoffs, local flytippers have told us today.

A London Tesco has confirmed that several customers have now erected tents in the deli and dairy aisles in a desperate bid to escape the punishing summer heat.

FIFA is set for criticism over plans to charge fans for thinking about the World Cup for the duration of the tournament.

The absent MP Nigel Farage has finally been lured back into Parliament after he was seen chasing a £5m cheque hooked onto a fishing line.

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Reform voters are going all out to make sure they can draw a cross correctly on their ballot papers today.

Pubs across the country are to stop serving Reform supporters, not because of their political affiliation, but because almost every single one of them is a deeply unpleasant, belligerent prick.