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@stryker.strykatz.dev
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Disappointing yourself by proxy. Bipolar, atheist, software engineer, introvert, generally kinda lost, he/him Not to brag, but cats tend to like me.

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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 05/10/2026
Unsurprisingly feeling the same way again today.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ironic thing, of course, is that "Woke 1" was the exact opposite of the Witch Trials. There were no actual witches. That's why the Witch Trials were bad.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 02/10/2026
To the tune of Last Resort: 🎶 'cause I'm losing my shit *record skip* losing my shit *record skip* losing my shit *record skip* losing my shit... (repeat indefinitely. Meanwhile, the volume nob on the receiver is very slowly dialing up for no discernable reason)
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 30/09/2026
If my tinnitus could simply *not* start acting up when I boot the Witcher 3 remaster for the first time hoping to actually enjoy my evening, that'd be great.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S JUST AN ACCIDENT THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE YOUR PARENTS
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 27/09/2026
I have the second part on lock at least.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 25/09/2026
Would someone please help me understand the mindset of people who start a text conversation by saying "hi" and then don't add anything else for minutes, sometimes hours? Your "hi" will only ever annoy me. I can do nothing with it. By the time your *actual* message rolls in, I'll have moved on. Why?
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 23/09/2026
At the risk of ending my free ride... it's deeply funny to me that these massive companies are just so bad at basic business that I *still* have access to Disney+ Premium through Verizon despite having moved off Verizon *years* ago.
Banner at the top of an email from Disney Plus:

(Disney plus logo) Important information on your Disney+ Premium subscription through Verizon.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 20/09/2026
Genuinely hard to say which one flipped the switch. Battle Chess was my intro to "wait, you can games on computer?" but Maniac Mansion and Myst really locked in that games could be super engaging.
A screenshot of Battle Chess, a 5-1/4" floppy era game with the pieces rendered as characters that would walk between spaces and have unique animations for each type of capture. A blue pawn is attempting to kick a pink knight right in the junk. A screenshot from Maniac Mansion, a side-scrolling classic adventure game. Ed (a strange teal-skinned, bespectacled man wearing what looks like military cosplay) is standing on the porch of a house yelling at Dave, a super generic player character in jeans and a jean jacket. "Now get out of here!"A screenshot from the main island of Myst. A model ship floats in a small pool in the foreground. A path leads straight from it to a small classic revival building with four columns flanking a dark wood door. Lining the path, set back several feet to either side are freestanding columns with strange mechanisms in front of them, facing the path.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
teaching myself to ask "why are you picking this fight right now" before posting has made my overall bluesky experience a lot more positive
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 18/09/2026
Cannot overstate this. It's like carpentry for the web. If you know carpentry and are willing to put in the effort, you can tweak your home how you like it. If you know frontend, same idea for the web. Similar gotchas too (if you're not as good as you think, it can turn into A Problem).
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 15/09/2026
A good chunk of my job lately is blocking shitty generated code from being merged because I know how this shit works and can find problems that my peers *should* be finding before submitting it for review. I'm not particularly good, even. LLMs are just absolute shit at this.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 06/09/2026
I agree with the overall theme here, but I see one point a little differently. This was always the only way game streaming would ever be economically viable. Offering game streaming without time restrictions in the first place was what was ill conceived.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pro tip: saying nothing is always an option
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 04/09/2026
The loss leading has lost its last.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 02/09/2026
One place I used to work moved us from the second floor (our window did not face the lot) of one location to the *basement* of another... in a neighboring town. To be fair, the basement was *much* bigger so we got bigger desks, a second monitor each, and cabinets and stuff... which was nice.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 01/09/2026
I'm always a little surprised at how much my coworkers like me, because I fucking hate my job, feel sour about it constantly, and don't *feel* super likeable. But yeah, I am just nice to them. They're all in the same boat as me, whether they feel the same about it or not, so why be otherwise?
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 01/09/2026
I need a popcorn gif where the person looks extremely tired and is probably only eating the popcorn because they can't look away from the train wreck of whatever they're watching and what else are they gonna do in the meantime.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
…that means that YOU CANNOT PROMPT ENGINEERING YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FUNDAMENTAL ARCHITECTURE OF THESE SYSTEMS. They are GOING to output bullshit, because they are Bullshit Engines.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
if these things come in threes the universe absolutely owes us you know what as the third at this point
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton made sure that her employees at Dollywood got tuition, books, and fees paid for as a benefit from day 1. No means testing, no proving value as an employee first, no "skin in the game" cost sharing requirements. Just straightforward assistance accessing higher education.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 24/08/2026
Being a shitbag to your kids and expecting they'll just deal with it indefinitely isn't the answer. Nor is periodically using the channel left open for emergencies to ask if enough time has elapsed, FWIW.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 19/08/2026
Today I have typed and erased several messages because I can't seem to come up with a way to professionally express "hey, this extremely high priority issue that's in your team's purview and blocking dozens of other teams? Why the absolute fuck have you still not looked at it?"
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 14/08/2026
(Except I'm not sorry.)
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 13/08/2026
It's a real shame Saber Interactive is co-developing and publishing the remaster of @ioi.dk's Hitman Classic trilogy, because after all this, I ain't buying shit from Saber until/unless they fire Karch, commit to not being utter assholes to current & former employees, and stop forcing AI on studios.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 13/08/2026
Since Skyrim was claimed off the rip, I'm gonna go with Dragon Age (Origins, and the series generally). No shade whatsoever, it just never grabbed me like it did so many people.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 12/08/2026
My local library system just opened a new branch and interest has been so high that they've sent out an email thanking everyone and also gently encouraging us to use alternative modes of transport (or even delaying their visit) because the parking lot has been at capacity most of every day.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 11/08/2026
I've got a fever. And the only cure... is moping around on the couch or in bed until it sorts itself out.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 10/08/2026
Found him, y'all
A photo looking down at the stage at Red Rocks Amphitheatre, with someone dressed as Waldo standing up prominently in the stands.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In other words, gang: Ask yourself WHY you're putting that fucking Trump tweet in my timeline.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 07/08/2026
Yeah, this tracks. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=stry...
A radar chart describing my posting habits. Starting at the top and proceeding clockwise:
Cadence 89% (very metronomic)
Vigil 67% (always on)
Lexicon 48% (middling)
Polish 94% (very immaculate)
Drift 42% (middling)
Chorus 20% (very in conversation)

At the bottom, a score of some sort and descriptors:
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The Correspondent
You write beautifully, and always to someone.

@stryker.strykatz.dev 1,899 posts over 1,090 days
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Heather Buchel @heather-buchel.com · 06/08/2026
Anna is right and has been right. Accessibility is regressing. And if you're thinking it, you can pipe down with the "but we can use AI to fix accessibility now". Shut up. No one is doing that. It's not being done. It can't even reliably *be* done.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 06/08/2026
TOO REAL
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 30/07/2026
I desperately need a job where I don't feel goddamned exhausted from babysitting people who should know better. I shouldn't have to emphasize in seven different ways that we can't change a default in a shared configuration until and unless *everyone* who uses that shared configuration is ready.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 24/07/2026
Important safety tip
A close-up of typo'd text on a floatie that reads "Warning! This is an inflatable entertainment toy. Do't not use as a lifesaving device."
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 24/07/2026
I yearn for a return to sequential series numbering systems. This is getting ridiculous.
The storefront for a construction/landscaping equipment rental place called "Battlefield: The Cat Rental Store." The "Battlefield" text uses a font extremely reminiscent of the logo for the Battlefield game series, and the rest is formatted in a small rectangular block (with Caterpillar brand theming) off to the side as if it were a subtitle.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As always: if there's any class of people who do not have due process rights, then *nobody* has due process rights, because the government can just claim someone is in that class and there's no process to establish otherwise.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 12/07/2026
Good morning!
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Regal T as Immortan Joe from Mad Max
Alt: Immortan Joe excitedly holding up a single finger in celebration of the first of what he hopes to be a series of things happening.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don't think Platner is a plant. he's just your run-of-the-mill misogynistic, racist leftish dudebro.
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e(Ag)le 🦅 @silvereagle.dev · 02/07/2026
July is Disability Pride Month! Join me in helping make a more accessible and inclusive future. Let's kick off the month with a small but useful thing: enabling the "Require alt text before posting" checkbox in BlueSky's Accessibility settings. It's sadly per-device, so remember it on new ones!
A screenshot showing my view of BlueSky's "Accessibility" settings page. Shown are two options, "Require alt text before posting" (checked) and "Display larger alt text badges" (unchecked in this screenshot, but also handy!).
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 25/06/2026
TikTok's latest illegal 'life hack' seems to be 'dispute credit card transactions for free stuff' and legality aside I am here to beg you: Do not do this to small businesses. It really fucks them over in ways you may not be aware of beyond stealing from them (which is, to be clear, what this is).🧵
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 23/06/2026
All my best jokes are wasted on my cats.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 20/06/2026
"my mean opinion is that you deserve it if you fall for this" youre right. that is a mean opinion. and one you probably should have kept to yourself
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
folks when we find a guy who's saying a bunch of dumbass shit can we get back to blocking them instead of screenshotting them and talking about their dumbass shit? these losers are not worth our time & when we let them waste it we insult the revolution
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