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@stryker.strykatz.dev
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Disappointing yourself by proxy. Bipolar, atheist, software engineer, introvert, generally kinda lost, he/him Not to brag, but cats tend to like me.

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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 23h
Timeline synergy
Ophelia's post, directly above a post from @foxxy.bsky.social saying "happy mothtober everyone"
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 05/10/2026
Unsurprisingly feeling the same way again today.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ironic thing, of course, is that "Woke 1" was the exact opposite of the Witch Trials. There were no actual witches. That's why the Witch Trials were bad.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 03/10/2026
Expressing it differently but uhhhh
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 02/10/2026
To the tune of Last Resort: 🎶 'cause I'm losing my shit *record skip* losing my shit *record skip* losing my shit *record skip* losing my shit... (repeat indefinitely. Meanwhile, the volume nob on the receiver is very slowly dialing up for no discernable reason)
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 02/10/2026
Oh, there's no uncertainty at all. I simply quit and walk into the sea.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 01/10/2026
Guy had to go to the cape, lock in the timing of the line, and then had exactly one try to get it right. Like, yeah there was *a* tool to help him... but that's still not a cakewalk.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 30/09/2026
If my tinnitus could simply *not* start acting up when I boot the Witcher 3 remaster for the first time hoping to actually enjoy my evening, that'd be great.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 29/09/2026
Hey, there it is! Pretty neat!
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 29/09/2026
but I don't seem to have the new UI stuff. I'm in alpha skip-ahead. System console info shows 10.0.26100.9613 (xb_flt_2610ge.260924-2200)
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 29/09/2026
Is it possible there's a backend flag that needs to flip before this goes live? The insider app shows this in the release notes and the version appears to align with what's installed (there's formatting differences between the release notes vs the version in settings, but it's just remixed strings)
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S JUST AN ACCIDENT THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE YOUR PARENTS
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 27/09/2026
I have the second part on lock at least.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 25/09/2026
Would someone please help me understand the mindset of people who start a text conversation by saying "hi" and then don't add anything else for minutes, sometimes hours? Your "hi" will only ever annoy me. I can do nothing with it. By the time your *actual* message rolls in, I'll have moved on. Why?
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 25/09/2026
I cannot imagine noticing beyond even the most surface level that an interviewee has a drink with them. That hangup is your own problem, my guy.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 25/09/2026
Scrubs isn't even on here. The Office is near the top. I do not respect this list.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 23/09/2026
I can't even cancel Disney+ myself. The subscription is "managed through Verizon" so the pages says to go through them to cancel it. And uhhh... yeah that's super duper not my problem and I don't have a relationship with Verizon anymore, so
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 23/09/2026
No, I'm not being charged. My Verizon account is gone, and there are no charges from Disney or Verizon on any payment method I use since I switched. I'm just a ghost in the machine, with free access that seems to never expire attributed to a relationship that doesn't exist.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 23/09/2026
At the risk of ending my free ride... it's deeply funny to me that these massive companies are just so bad at basic business that I *still* have access to Disney+ Premium through Verizon despite having moved off Verizon *years* ago.
Banner at the top of an email from Disney Plus:

(Disney plus logo) Important information on your Disney+ Premium subscription through Verizon.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 20/09/2026
Isn't travel great? 🥲
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 20/09/2026
Genuinely hard to say which one flipped the switch. Battle Chess was my intro to "wait, you can games on computer?" but Maniac Mansion and Myst really locked in that games could be super engaging.
A screenshot of Battle Chess, a 5-1/4" floppy era game with the pieces rendered as characters that would walk between spaces and have unique animations for each type of capture. A blue pawn is attempting to kick a pink knight right in the junk. A screenshot from Maniac Mansion, a side-scrolling classic adventure game. Ed (a strange teal-skinned, bespectacled man wearing what looks like military cosplay) is standing on the porch of a house yelling at Dave, a super generic player character in jeans and a jean jacket. "Now get out of here!"A screenshot from the main island of Myst. A model ship floats in a small pool in the foreground. A path leads straight from it to a small classic revival building with four columns flanking a dark wood door. Lining the path, set back several feet to either side are freestanding columns with strange mechanisms in front of them, facing the path.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
teaching myself to ask "why are you picking this fight right now" before posting has made my overall bluesky experience a lot more positive
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 19/09/2026
I woke up because of a dream where Nera put her paw up the feeder and hurt it, and was making a *weird* yowl like it was broken (somehow... there's no way the feeder is that strong, and the confusion about what happened only made it worse). The fuck did the sandman have against cats last night?
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 18/09/2026
of the games that regularly show up in there, and the list is usually LONG. But hey, I can add "hide this game" checkboxes, save a list of games want hidden, then filter out all games from that list forever. Much easier to see which drops campaigns are running now!
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 18/09/2026
I have dozens of userstyles hiding junk content (not just ads!) on sites I go to regularly. I have literally hundreds of userscripts to add missing functionality. One example: Twitch has "drops" campaigns that unlock content in games you play just for watching streams. I have zero interest in many
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 18/09/2026
Cannot overstate this. It's like carpentry for the web. If you know carpentry and are willing to put in the effort, you can tweak your home how you like it. If you know frontend, same idea for the web. Similar gotchas too (if you're not as good as you think, it can turn into A Problem).
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 17/09/2026
You'd *think* one would stop getting notifications for stuff that happens in a thread past a block. 🙄
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 16/09/2026
Eh, none of us are being paid for this so requiring editing is too big an ask IMO. 🙅
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 16/09/2026
Tbh this kind of typo proves you didn't simply fire off your first draft without a second thought. Authorship happened here!
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 15/09/2026
"Predictions of future actions by the Board in response to being told no therefore cannot concern the Court." That's the fanciest way I've seen someone tell someone else their tantrum isn't going to work (recently, anyway).
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 15/09/2026
Like, it's fine to not know who he is (big fan of "one of the 10,000" here), but all that means about a person is *that they don't know who he is*. The smugness is bizarre.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 15/09/2026
A good chunk of my job lately is blocking shitty generated code from being merged because I know how this shit works and can find problems that my peers *should* be finding before submitting it for review. I'm not particularly good, even. LLMs are just absolute shit at this.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 13/09/2026
Wait, no I was using that
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 08/09/2026
To be fair there isn't a(n easy to find) gif of someone eating popcorn while looking both horrified and glad they're viewing from a safe distance.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 08/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 07/09/2026
More people need to learn that's it's fine to not have any* opinion at all about many things. *At least not a voiced one.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 06/09/2026
Offer it in a form that's viable, and people might not want to adopt it but they'll only grumble when you twist the knobs to make it more expensive. Offer it in a nonviable form to get broad adoption, then rug pull like this when the loss leading hurts too much? Oooh, now you've got a revolt.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 06/09/2026
I agree with the overall theme here, but I see one point a little differently. This was always the only way game streaming would ever be economically viable. Offering game streaming without time restrictions in the first place was what was ill conceived.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pro tip: saying nothing is always an option
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 04/09/2026
The loss leading has lost its last.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 03/09/2026
I'm glad I'm not alone in this... I was scrolling through the list and just immediately stopped when I saw In Bruges. But I'll be real now that I've double checked, it has some serious competition:
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Sam Rockwell Moon
Alt: A bruised and disheveled Sam Bell (played by Sam Rockwell) dances chaotically in the face of a more put together instance of Sam Bell, who attempts and fails to ignore him.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 03/09/2026
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Colin Farrell's 'I Don't Know' Shrug Reaction
Alt: Colin Farrell's character from In Bruges with a shrug, frown, and raised eyebrows all to a comically exaggerated extent. An entire personage dedicated to the physical representation of the phrase "I dunno!"
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 02/09/2026
It was a smaller org, so we had a running joke-but-not-really-a-joke of asking the company president to set up a wall mount TV with a live feed of the outside. Never happened, BTW.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 02/09/2026
One place I used to work moved us from the second floor (our window did not face the lot) of one location to the *basement* of another... in a neighboring town. To be fair, the basement was *much* bigger so we got bigger desks, a second monitor each, and cabinets and stuff... which was nice.
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 01/09/2026
"Publishers[1] chasing digital audiences[2] is a tale perhaps as old as time" [1] a concept that's been around for less than two thousand years (or ~6000 if you're really generous with interpreting the definition) [2] general purpose computing (let alone "digital audiences") is around 50 years old
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Stryker can has @stryker.strykatz.dev · 01/09/2026
I'm always a little surprised at how much my coworkers like me, because I fucking hate my job, feel sour about it constantly, and don't *feel* super likeable. But yeah, I am just nice to them. They're all in the same boat as me, whether they feel the same about it or not, so why be otherwise?
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