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Da Borderlands Lore Knower @thelukeman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

green goblin did all that cause he was irish

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mdct @sword.zone · 19/08/2026

I don't know if I ever shared it publicly, but the Hell Wheel games got Stack Ranked. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

The list of games on the PS2 Hell Wheel in alphabetical order on the left and a stack ranking thereof on the right. For the actual list of games, I recommend clicking the included link to the google doc.

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Here's one, Megaman X7: if a game is bad enough, it ceases to be even slightly laudable that it's trying new things. It's *so bad* at actually doing the things its trying that it really should not have bothered. Also lumping X6 in: if two games are bad enough shut the fuck up about which is worse!

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

For the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund, we're raising money all day this Thursday the 13th?? Me and @hcjustin.com ? Featuring some of our favorite games, a brand-new fucked up quiz, singing every song I've ever written in a row, NEW songs, new bits, and live readings? With guests????? What??

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I will create The Jontron VR Experience narrated by Kid Cudi

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Tonight we will be building Yoda's house in House Flipper 2 with our friend @libbycwatson.com - and YOU have a chance to help decorate it! Simply tip $10 here: streamelements.com/gooffkings/tip and include a link to whatever image you would like to see framed on the walls of Yoda's new house.

yoda's house. there is a framed photo on the outside of it featuring a picture of yoda imagining the word "pussy"

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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

My currently untitled game ranker (combination of scrandle, Tee-KO and other concepts) needs a name and more work before i let it loose to the public! Throw em at me if ya got a good one. I just want something fun, fairly unique, SEO. Playing with it on stream!

Sample of a comparison game between Contra 3 and Cuphead, with various tags on display.

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Strife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

this video is gonna make me throw up

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

In a discord where two people are having an insanely annoying argument about super metroid and I'd been following it for an hour because I actually really didn't have anything else going on and I finally had to disengage because it was too annoying

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I have a couple in my head that are massive spoilers, so I'll go crazy niche. Lisa The Hopeful, a Lisa fangame, has a hidden pain mode exclusive route. The final boss is Hart flanked by four of his men and halfway through the 4 guys turn into joy mutants, then when you beat them hart steps in (cont)

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/02/2026

i just saw someone say that we should strand elon musk on the moon with a camera & a gun. then after he does it, go back and get the camera and publicly broadcast the video 24/7. and make anyone with over $5m watch it every day before theyre allowed to get out of bed wow. sounds like a lot of work!

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/01/2026

i really love my over the range microwave/vent combo. it definitely works really well as a vent hood and, from a design perspective, it's awesome how it draws your eye right to the big ugly box where i heat up popcorn

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

interesting!

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

How do I get this in front of some Goo Crew people

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Smight 🐌 @smight.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects. Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Larry, Curly, and Moe? You must be the three occupational cognitive behavioral therapist practitioners I hired! Now we're having a lavish soiree for the my husband's boss tonight and I'll need my son to be nice and sane by 7 o'clock sharp!

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent

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Mr Pie Break @piebreak.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I ended up picking up DROD proper because it was on sale and I'm glad I did. Really good to have something that's easing me into the puzzles rather than getting filtered by Descent of King Hesper. Also god is it good to have access to more music than the demo had

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Adding onto things that have permanently warped my language, thanks to Deadblossomjesse I've started saying things are "a little funny"

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 29/09/2025

I'll do some kind of more organized sales recommendations later but as always, I'm shouting out Copy Kitty, which has been out for like seven years, still has under 500 user reviews but almost all of them are positive. A smart, technical arcadey platform shooter that's bigger & deeper than it looks

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Save 75% on Copy Kitty on Steam

Boki can copy the special abilities of any foe and then combine up to 3 of them into a unique super-weapon! Blast through hordes of evil robots in cyberspace, while training to become a superhero!

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mdct @sword.zone · 29/09/2025

In almost 14 hours I'm gonna be live with a marathon - I'll be starting with MGS3, where I have been tasked with Eating Everything. At 4PM EST that will lead into a multiworld randomizer with @tietuesday.bsky.social @skybilz.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and then we'll see from there!

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

You KNOW this is happening today. You KNOW this. Bunch of ghouls in weird costumes fucking around and ruining my set. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse it's live in 9 hours

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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Folks, its time to not get mad at a videogame for 8 hours twitch.tv/tietuesday

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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

stream starting in 2 hours!!! I WANNA BE THE GUY the all time banger, the og game that makes you mad as a bit every 50 subs I will fully reset This won't backfire, definitely not

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

This is streaming tomorrow from a Fucked Up 100 year old barn with 7+ full makeup monsters all showing off their talents to see who is a real Star. You'll only get to see it once. Make it count. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Yooo tinting was sick and the 5 minute crafts were awful!!! Even if you do whiteface that does not mean you get to do blackface in the same video, those don't cancel out, that's not how that works 5 minute crafts jesus christ!!! Catch y'all tomorrow for *I Wanna Be The Guy*

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

One thing I do wanna share with the world, the Stores podcast is really good, I've been listening to it every week and the intros are always incredible youtu.be/lcb1ZY_r6ro?...

youtu.be

Petco with Sean Clements | STORES Episode 14

YouTube video by STORES

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Also I guess I should post more on here since some people do follow me and I'm doing something other than scrolling. I just don't have much to talk about?

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I downloaded Descent of King Hesper after learning about both it and Deadly Rooms of Death for the first time two days ago, and I kinda love it. Definitely gonna pick up Gunthro's Epic Blunder on steam when I can. nice to have a 2nd game to play for when I'm not quite in the mood to play silksong

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/09/2025

Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/09/2025

streets of fury ex is the number one "his gameplay is this fire????" game of all time. why the actual fuck is this game a good beat em up

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Anyway, Twitch is totally fine with literal Nazis making them lots of money. But don’t have the word “poop” in your username or you will get permanently banned.

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I swear to fucking god someone at Twitch is targeting our chat members specifically lol. It’s especially obvious when you see the names - and streams! - that they don’t have an issue with.

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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 21/08/2025

theres maybe like ONE worse actor than Ice Cube

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 15/08/2025

i think theres a case that War of the Worlds is the movie of the year. not because its good or even all that interesting, but because it's as derivative, craven, spiteful and incoherent as anything else happening right now. and most importantly, it fucking sucks the big one

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

The podcast STORES is a place of learning. Please enroll now. patreon.com/storesthepod...

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I can FINALLY announce: I, along with co-host Alana Hope Levinson, am launching a history/crime/comedy podcast August 14th with @headgum.com & Higher Ground Audio, called "THE OUTFIT," where each week, I will tell you a different MAFIA/MOB/ORGANIZED CRIME story which explains America. CAPICHE

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I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO @strongbadman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social I don't know if you've gotten sent this video at all and maybe you might resent being thought of as a guy to bring Bill Mahr stuff to, but this feels like something you'd be interested in youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?...

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Bill Maher: An Autopsy

YouTube video by Big Joel

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Kargolyn Longfang 🏳️‍⚧️ @pickmesquirrel.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

King Solomon: I cannot determine who is the real mother is, so I shall divide the baby in two and give you each half. the mother: no, please! let her have the child, but do not hurt it! King Solomon, the fastest swordsman to ever live, already resheathing his katana that nobody saw him draw: uh-oh

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mikelwave @mikelwave.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

5 years ago today I co-released "At Least There is Čeda Čedović" with @leathericecream.bsky.social, a mario-like platformer themed around early 2000s internet media mainly from slav countries, mainly known for its difficulty and music. Check it out if you haven't yet! #Platformer #Anniversary

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At least there is Čeda Čedović by LeatherIceCream

Your Majesty, Čeda and his pals are seizing the realm of Hell! It is written Only Čeda can be king of Counter Strike

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/07/2025

these new popsicles are great man. people are gonna love cooling off with these. oh. one thing though. can you make all the flavors alive and pick one of them to be an orphan. thanks

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Over a decade ago (!) I wrote an article about labor exploitation in pro wrestling, a sport I knew nothing about. It was supposed to be 1,000 words, but as I dug into it, it became a much longer piece, in which one of the main villains was union-crushing star Hulk Hogan: jacobin.com/2014/08/mone...

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Money in the Bank

The story of pro wrestling in the twentieth century is the story of American capitalism.

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