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Lauɒ⅃

@strayjazzcat.bsky.social
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30ish (she/her) When the going gets tough, the astraphobes create social media accounts. Zased Shostakovich, Dash 8, and marine layer enjoyer.

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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
getting tired of the “ppl just aren’t ready for ur rights” shit. black students had to be escorted by soldiers just to be integrated into schools. sometimes u have to force positive changes on a population that doesn’t want it
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Note to self: Casual Cannibal is a great band name
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wearing jeans with a dress, the Arnold Palmer of clothes
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MN’s Most Sentient Polar Bear 🐻‍❄️🏳️‍⚧️ @wxbluenose.tgirl.gay · 09/10/2026
these machines kill fascists.
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to compile a list of Seattle-area bus routes running better than every 15 mins on Sundays. So far, I have the 7 (12 mins), 36 (10 mins), and E Line (10 mins). There is also a brief midday window during which the 44 (12 mins) counts. "20 min ≈ 15 min ≈ frequent" ❌ Better than 10 + Sun 10-12 ✅
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 07/10/2026
happy 110th birthday to the Georgia Tech - Cumberland college football game
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech football game
Most lopsided score in the history of college football

The scoreboard at the end of the match
Cumberland Bulldogs	Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
(0–1)	(2–0)
0	222
Head coach: 
George E. Allen	Head coach: 
John Heisman
1	2	3	4	Total
Cumberland	0	0	0	0	0
Georgia Tech	63	63	54	42	222
Date
October 7, 1916
Season
1916
Stadium
Grant Field
Location
Atlanta
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
There's no plausible way for these companies to grow the multiples that prior generations of tech companies did. And most market growth for the last few decades was concentrated in just a few dozen firms. Remove that growth, privatize it and wealth creation becomes exclusive to the wealthy.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
This may be the ultimate result of massive passive investing in index funds. Everyone's retirement, college, and savings funds the exit liquidity for mega-IPOs that do not offer the same long-term growth opportunities. It's all been wrung out in the private market.
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Washington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 30/09/2026
Wild to see a video of fish reacting to the earthquake yesterday! Thanks @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social! How did YOU react? Did you Drop, Cover, and Hold On?
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP5.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yup, I had to move furniture out of a truck for a couple hours during this lol
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where were you on the 25th anniversary of 9/11? Turlet
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 11/09/2026
american trying to explain a tragedy: imagine a parking lot
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Puget Sound Storm Watch @pugetstormwatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
On this day in Washington weather history. Seven years ago on September 7, 2019. The first-ever lightning delay at UW. Do you remember the prolific lightning event that night? The best I've ever witnessed! Read my blog post here: www.patreon.com/pugetsoundst... #wawx
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The September 7, 2019 UW lightning delay | Puget Sound Storm Watch
9/7/26 - On this day in Washington weather history, one of the greatest thunderstorm events of this generation resulted in a lightning delay
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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4 years ago
According to my new FitBit I have masturbated 5 miles to this
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Still waiting for a future without old perverts (negative) and TERFs in my office so I can finally do some fucking work for the fucking people I actually serve
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Bsky's Goodest Girls 😇 @stalinatrix.kawaii.social · 02/09/2026
no clue if this was originally meant to be transphobic or not but lmao
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me: "I was reading the Wikipedia article on ADX Florence..." SO/GF: "it sounds like a K-pop group"
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: for some reason the opening message in this thread didn't make the drama bar demanded by the posting filters (it should have), so please "enjoy" this free dose of context courtesy of ACARS Drama Jumpseat (jumpseat.acarsdrama.com)
A COCKROACH HAS FLOWEN OUT OF THE OVEN AND IS CURRENTLY SOMEWHERE IN 1ST CLASS
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house of theolia. 🦊🌙⚧ @valpix.tgirl.gay · 28/08/2026
if the line isn't "we will bury them and burn their legacy" i don't want it
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gonna call it now, Trump's gonna attempt to revive his Twin Towers II dream It's the logical apex. First the country, then the seas, then the world, then the World Trade Center If he doesn't try, I dunno I'll give a rando 5 bucks
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When they bump us up to 3 days in office I'm bringing so many "Bush did 9/11" stickers
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/08/2026
We need to bring back the hatchback. The people don't want sedans. They don't want stationwagons. They don't want SUVs and crossovers. They want indestructible sporty little hatchbacks with carrying capacity that feels like a bag of holding.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I like how this setup has magically become an annual event (I don't. Not a lightning fan.) (I'm not an expert but I swear this was only a once per 5-10 years event until 2024)
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP18.
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
YEAAAAHHH BABYEEEEE
undertale.jadenthejaded.uk survey result, Justice (yellow) soul with 75%; patience 71, kindness 69, integrity 60, determination 44, perseverance 38, bravery 36
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J² | terminally puckposting @plasmabird.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Feel like garbage all day Eat a burrito drenched in cheese Feel better Coincidence? I think NOT
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm Bus. That's my last name. I go by a few different first names, but typically Gun or 800-Pound Overhead Freeway Sign
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/08/2026
slow down | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, walking with a FRIEND. THe FRIEND is looking at their phone. A video is playing on it.
VO: SO HERE'S HOW I WORK 28 HOURS IN A SINGLE DAY USING ONE INCREDIBLE TRICK
MATTIE: I'M SO SICK OF EVERYTHING BEING ABOUT OPTIMIZATION.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, holding her head. The FRIEND nods.
MATTIE: WHAT HAPPENED TO LEISURE! WHAT HAPPENED TO ART FOR THE SAKE OF ART! WE'RE KILLING OUR SOULS. 
FRIEND: MMM…

PANEL 3: Shot from behind MATTIE and the FRIEND'S back. In the distance, there's a MAN in overalls under a tree with a hat.
FRIEND: OKAY BUT! LOOK AT THIS GUY.
MATTIE: WOW. HE'S GOT IT AAAAALL FIGURED OUT. 

PANEL 4: Same shot. MATTIE gives a thumbs up. The MAN in the distance waves his phone. 
MATTIE: NICE WORK BROTHER!!! KEEP IT UP!
MAN: THANK YOU! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY "SLOWMAXXING" CHANNEL, SO I CAN SELL YOUR INFORMATION TO ARMS MANUFACTURERS!
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busty pixie demon @0xafaebabe.gay · 04/08/2026
idk why y’all are mad, bsky does need to expand beyond it’s liberal bubble, those people suck ass and we need more leftists, commies, socialists, anarchists, syndicalists, hell give us some nihilists too
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A woman runs off a cliff. Her friend points and states "you've gona and run off the cliff..." The first woman, floating in midair says "that's OK. This is a cartoon." With confidence, she points to herself with her thumb and says "if I don't look down I won't fall." An incredibly low flying plane trockets by and sucks her into the jet engine, spewing viscera out the back with a BZZZZZZHHH much to the other woman's horror.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Connor Nash wrote about his experience trying to ask the police chief a question based on my reporting that Barnes was out of town during yesterday's shooting (at a conference in Dallas) and that two sources told me he planned to be out of town through mid-August.
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REPORTER’S NOTEBOOK: I Asked the Seattle Police Chief a Question. The Response Went Viral.
Sometimes, a reporter becomes a part of a story, and somehow, today that reporter was me. On July 26, something terrible happened in Seattle: There was a mass s
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
why are you polyamorous wrong answers only two towers are better than one
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP25.
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@wxbluenose.tgirl.gay WAIT is it Hozier or Hosier????????? WHY IS INDIANA SO CONFUSING
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@wxbluenose.tgirl.gay @prettyonthepurple.bsky.social She hears Hozier, I hear Hoosiers She likes hockey and I'm just a doozer Dreaming of the day when we wake up and find That Rapid--Ride R Line has been there the whole tiiime (this part's for SO) ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU B
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Lauɒ⅃ @strayjazzcat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
TIL the best-selling Filipino album is a Christmas album, which is a fact that surprises absolutely no one
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Wickym @wickym.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bada big boom over Pigeon Point in West Seattle at 10:15 this morning. This strike was about a block away. Sound on. #wawx #seattle
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
what month were you born in based on your birth month?
january: january
february: february
march: march
april: april
may: may
june: june
july: july
august: august
september: september
october: october
november: november
december: december
pokemon rumble spheal is next to the text
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I've been walknig around Pioneer Square, looking at the food trucks and streets where people can walk without fear, and saying "we can do this ALL the time" throughout the World Cup. Pedestrianization works best when you just do it, rather than Seattle Processing the concept until it's a no.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
jordan henderson getting stretchered off after the whistle is an all-time world cup moment the fucking music kicking in, i am spent
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A trans woman with glasses laments "Sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning. Like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are Back in Town" again?" Her friend reassures her by saying "Of course Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender. It has more to do with the boys being back in town."
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Lucah 🐴 Horse Auntie Vtuber @lucahjin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
IN HONOUR OF AMERICA DAY 🇺🇸 I WILL BUY THE MOST AMERICAN THING IN CANADA CURRENTLY GOD HELP ME THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT
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