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Stormtalon

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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
so, random question. *watches people flee in terror* If a werewolf is pulled over for speeding while howling, is that an awoooving violation?
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Possibly Monet? Though outside of that list, Marrow. I hear she’s always down to bone…. (Zoidbergs into the distance)
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Delain Sonata Arctica Nightwish Concrete Blonde No Doubt Goo Goo Dolls Bush Green Jellÿ Letters to Cleo Dizzy Gillespie
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m a badly plowed exit lane in Knoxville on I-40 that had wet, frozen ruts and a berm of snow left sitting in the lane, the ruts of which sent my spinning 180 degrees across two lanes of traffic. Somehow, nobody hit me.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I truly enjoyed the single player/coop original version of Fortnite. Have never played nor ever will play the Battle Royale version of it. Battle Royale as an online game concept will never appeal to me.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Is this the real life…
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Enjoy your mold, Jo, and kiss my queer dyke ass with your fucking claim to speak for all women. Not in my fucking name. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mafq8...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Because I am in the United States, and the SPEECH Act specifically precludes me from being sued by a bigoted transphobic miserable fascist for calling her a bigoted transphobic miserable fascist. So I can show you this report JKR doesn't want you to be able to read. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mafq8...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a report called "The Growing Threat of Anti-Rights Organizations in the UK". It included a number of "gender critical" organizations threatening trans people. JKR threatened to bankrupt them, so they retracted it. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mafq8...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You know, adding on the spur of the moment a kobold fence named Caliban Waldorf (whose business partner was conveniently absent) to Saturday’s session was a great idea. One of the players said to another “Oh, like the hotel Waldorf Astoria.” Friends, it was not like the hotel.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Invert a band: Ezra’s The Best
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Akira Kurosawa’s “Three Amigos”
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band. The Comatose Kennedys
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 03/05/2026
I'd like to help you, doctor Yes, I really, really would But the din in my head It's too much, and it's no good I'm standing in a windy tunnel Shouting through the roar And I'd like to give the information You're asking for, but
youtu.be
Suzanne Vega - Blood Makes Noise
YouTube video by SuzanneVegaVEVO
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tonight I remembered the time I had an assignment in college to write a “Twilight Zone” kind of story, and I decided to use 2nd person present command tense just because I thought it would be funny to kill off the protagonist (ie: the reader, ie: my professor) at the end.
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Seven Eagles, Lyse Kisser @lyses-good-boy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Miqo'te going "prrrp?" when they're woken up by a gentle touch from a loved one. Like and repost if you agree.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek 🚀
The USS Cygnus from Disney’s “The Black Hole.”  A spaceship brightly lit from within that seems to be made from girders and glass, with a darkened control tower rising above the rest of the ship, seen against a blue, star-filled nebula.
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Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
All of the art I make, whether I'm drawing, writing, or whatever, is, at some level, an amalgamation/synthesis of the art I've consumed and the life I've lived. GenAI models are trained on far more art than I'll ever consume, but their output is hollow and dead because they haven't lived a life.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Delain Letters to Cleo No Doubt Nightwish Concrete Blonde
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
does the existence of Ergodragons in some FFXIV dungeons imply the existence of Post Dragon Ergo Propter Dragons?
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
What perfect album came out when you were 16? Going to have to be Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid,” but “Tales From The Big Chair” by Tears for Fears is right up there.
The cover art of Dare to be Stupid, featuring Weird Al staring right into the camera.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Change one letter, ruin a candy: Circus Peenuts (but is it possible to ruin those things any more than they already are?)
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
*MOVIE ANNOUNCER VOICE* Tonight we bring you a Prince monster movie double feature! First, in a musical tour de force about a senior-stealing vampire who only likes them varicose: Purple Veins! And for our second half, he stars as a singing zombie with very particular tastes, Purple Brains!
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REVY @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
“I don’t care how much meth it takes, I won’t rest until every creature on earth looks as zooted as I do.”
Closeup of Kash Patel wearing his usual bug-eyed expression
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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 11/09/2025
I interrupt your day to bring you Lil Guy, the chinchilla timeline cleanser. Repost as required
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I am opposed to AI products and services because of the extra power they require... IN A CLIMATE CRISIS. I am opposed to AI results - texts and illustrations - because they've been created unethically, via theft and non-consensual use of the work of others. Share if you agree.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Was just thinking — if the US ever regains the scientific and technological wherewithal to actually establish a n inhabited moon base, it’s probably going to be named something boring, like “Lunar Outpost Armstrong,” when “Moontana” is right there….
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: The Mall Cops
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
One bit of financial reform is like to see is making a corporation’s primary responsibility be to its employees, with investors second in line.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Pickles are just undead cucumbers.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
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Russ @russ41.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you're pissed off at the NYT, here's your chance to put my money where your mouth is. This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of: - every new Bluesky follower I get - every new Bluesky follower THEY get - everyone who reposts this post
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Remember, Pride month is extended until morale improves. *looks around* It's gonna be Pride month for a while, keep posting that gay shit.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai with lots of wires and gizmos attached to him.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Trying again: Movie you've seen more than six times with a gif. "Extremely HARD mode" No Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, or Domestic(US) mainstream films. tenor.com/view/john-bi...
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John Bigboote GIF - John Bigboote Buckaroobanzai - Discover & Share GIFs
Click to view the GIF
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Do y’all not see that these attempts to make Mamdani a Jew vs Muslim issue is CLASSIC white supremacy pitting minority groups against each other in order to divide us because we are very dangerous to them when we’re in community?? Are y’all for real gonna fall for that shit!?
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
So, I had a truly silly idea for currency by way of worldbuilding: “Duckloons.” Minted by a small nation on a major waterfowl migration route, they feature a mallard on one face, and a loon on the other. There is constant debate over which side is heads and which is tails.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nearly got run over by Anne McCaffrey in a scooter at DragonCon one year.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Must suck to have had one of the leading IP lawyers in the industry working your game and then you decide you didn’t need him anymore, and then this happens. Hope my popcorn isn’t burning.
Screenshot of headline announcing the cancellation of all marketing for Bungie’s Marathon game.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 10/05/2025
I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It Is Time We, As A Country, Give Chris Van Hollen a Gundam (my latest for NYT Opinion):
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It’s late, I should be asleep, and I’m bored. Guess I’ll share my favorite weird music video: youtu.be/SSwsiAKv5K8
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Nijigen Complex - My Dragon
YouTube video by kiryumexicoST
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the Gl Rights Hotline. There is support, you don't have to go through with it. tel:1-877-447-4487
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What "perfect" albums came out when you were 16?
Cover of the Hounds of Love album by Kate BushCover of the Brothers in Arms album by Dire Straits Cover of the album No Jacket Required by Phil Collins Cover of the album Songs From the Big Chair by Tears for Fears
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This should age me properly:
Stills from Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch, a 1970s cartoon about (checks notes) sentient motorcycles and the shenanigans that they get into.  Featuring a red chopper, a green chopper, a brown chopper, and a kid’s motor scooter in a ball cap.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that the movie “Canadian Bacon” would somehow be weirdly prophetic. This train needs to stop or derail. Derailment would be unfortunate, though. It’s a circus train, and clowns and mimes would be scattered everywhere.
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It’s a nice day with snow soon to roll in, and so I am grilling burgers.
8 hamburgers on a grill in my backyard
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Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Dear Manager: 1: did A. 2: did B. 3: did C. 4: did D. 5: did E. 6: Yes, 6. Wrote a stupid fucking email for no fucking good reason, the sole fucking purpose of which was to waste my goddamn fucking valuable time!
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