Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh god, that does double duty, doesn’t it? Seeing as the narrator is Montresor. Not planned, that. 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s on my “read it the day a new page goes up” list 030
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026….are they dropped onto the table from a blindingly bright light fixture? 150
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All current datasets need to deleted and new ones made SOLELY from public domain and opted-in-and-compensated works. 061
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My old-ass self just wishes that first card had existed back in the Fallen Empires era. Thallids, Homarids, and Thrulls turning into 4/4 flying Angels as they spawn? Hilarity incarnate. 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I need to rewatch The Secret of NIMH, it’s been too long. Thinking back, I’m fairly certain I had a crush on Mrs Brisby…. 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The tagline at the end of the trailer still lives in my head to this day: “When the screaming stops, YOU’LL NEVER SCREAM AGAIN!” 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A movie trailer, of all things. For some reason, the tv trailer for “When the Screaming Stops” gave me absolute nightmares for a while. (Originally known as “The Lorelei’s Grasp” — renaming movies from outside the US was a thing in the 70s and 80s) 100
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Welcome to geezerhood, here are your complementary loafers, lumbar supports, and laxatives. 111
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You could move all but one of your units, save the game, load from the new save and all of your previously moved units could move again. Yes, I abused this. Once I conquered an entire continent in a “single” turn with ONE chariot. 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Another slightly more modern one: in either the original Civilization or Civilization II, saving the game did not save that a unit had moved until you had fully completed your turn. 100
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ohhhhh, THAT’S why I had Concrete Blonde randomly playing outside my window earlier: “The moon is full and the stars are bright, and the sky is a poisonous garden tonight…” 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In Adventure for the OG Atari if you got enough items in one room with a vertical barrier on the right side (iirc) and then brought in the one pixel item hidden in a wall in the maze, the barrier became passable letting you get to the programmer’s hidden signature. 210
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026….why is it using the same font as the Borderlands game series? 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Joust? It certainly ate a few quarters back in the day. 050
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hire a necromancer to raise the corpse of Gilbert Gottfried and stick his zombified ass in there somewhere? 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026….it’s a perfectly normal way to refer to people who’ve had their appendices removed. ….right? 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026so, random question. *watches people flee in terror* If a werewolf is pulled over for speeding while howling, is that an awoooving violation? 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m still worried about whatever accidental sympathetic magic effects the former owners of all that hair may suffer from it being constantly walked on. “Doc, it feels like someone is constantly walking on the top of my head!” “Have you checked with your stylist? Maybe your hair is in a walkway.” 0310
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh no, he circled things in red! Completely innocuous things! IN RED! The horror! I did not expect to facepalm this hard the moment I woke up today. 031
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In the Wichita, KS area there’s a chiropractor by the name of Bonebrake. 131
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Possibly Monet? Though outside of that list, Marrow. I hear she’s always down to bone…. (Zoidbergs into the distance) 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That interpretation can also be phrased as “Mr Normal.” 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I was going to say Resting Chaos Gremlin Face, but that right there is so much more apt 030
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Delain Sonata Arctica Nightwish Concrete Blonde No Doubt Goo Goo Dolls Bush Green Jellÿ Letters to Cleo Dizzy Gillespie 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I mean, it’s better than finding a hole in one’s heel. Stupid slipper rubbing on it weird…. 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There’s such a Chuck Jones feel to these, I love it. And them. 020
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026….urge to post the “Weapon of Choice” video rising…. 130
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I hope that however much of this golf course gets built is immediately demolished and restored to being a cherry grove the moment he’s either dead or out of office. If he’s actually alive to see it happen, so much the better 000
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Man, how can you resist that look from Meat Sphene? 110
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The gold chain was attached to the braces and to a brace attached to the tooth that needed to come in and was periodically tightened to drag it into place. 010
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My parents were just happy it wasn’t the front incisor that had required braces, a gold chain, and oral surgery to remove a supernumary in order to actually come out. At least I got Demerol for the surgery. 110
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/08/202614 year old (or so) me wasn’t that bright in many ways…. 110
Stormtalon @stormtalon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Mine was the result of, errr, “improper usage of a see-saw.” Namely that a friend and I were standing at either end of one taking turns slamming our end at the ground and got hit on the chin and broke an incisor quite badly. 110
