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Stewart Mason

@stewartmason.bsky.social
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It's mostly gonna be cats and records, you guys.

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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 4h
"Their report also confirms that the cheese exposed to hip hop music displayed a discernibly stronger smell and stronger, fruitier taste than the other test samples." So the Tribe cheese is literally funkier. Can I melt it?
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 4h
Quick, do we have a Russian Orthodox version of @clairewillett.bsky.social here? Because I would love to know just how much trouble these guys are in and with who.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 11h
Wait...do the AI bros think they're creating Deep Thought?
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 14h
I think Greg is correct, but Americans need to be aware that Magyar’s Tisza government is aggressively going after every Fidesz official, removing them, using every lever of the state to yank them out of power. This is far more aggressive and rapid than anything proposed in the US so far.
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Cas Mudde @casmudde.bsky.social · 13h
This is a tough read. Having taught at various U.S. universities, I have been amazed by the fact that sexual assault is endemic and most of the little debate has been focused on protecting men from false accusations (which rarely happens) — himpathy, as @katemanne.bsky.social coined.
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Ban the Fucking Frats—and in the Meantime, Avoid Them
My open letter to a seventeen-year-old female college applicant
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 22h
Good god, he's blind with desperation. And syphilis. Mostly syphilis.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A very happy ending because in his memoir McDonald expresses some regret for a child given up for adoption when he and his then girlfriend were teenagers.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real cowboys don't need testing, son.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
Nipples going CRAZY
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Bernadette R. Giacomazzo @bernadettegiacomazzo.com · 29/09/2026
The "master race," ladies and gentlemen.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, I have a badass cast-iron beanpot AND I don't have some dude in urban camo athleisurewear anywhere near me? Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's always the people you most suspect.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bertie Wooster-lookin' ass over on the left here...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best Sen Schmitt meme yet
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg. yes, they actually have video of him at the game. when does marshall mcluhan walk out and dunk on sen schmitt?
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Christ almighty, the entire GOP needs to be flushed. I can't believe he thought he had this giant gotcha and it was simply that he doesn't know the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes. Also, Brendan Carr needs to play Jack Smith in the inevitable Armando Iannucci film of all this fuckery.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Yes please put a sock it in. We are all voting here.
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOW ARE THEY SO BAD AT THIS
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
Here’s what’s important for you to know real pastors don’t support you becoming a trad wife… because there has never been a point in history where it has been in the best interest of women to solely depend on the benevolence of men for their wellbeing
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Carolyn Kellogg @paperhaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like it’s worse to bully someone in your community until they’re homeless and financially destitute than it is to report on people doing that
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bought some books off the remainder table.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
the trump that exists in your mind is a god-king of unlimited power and that is incidentally the trump that exists in his mind. you are cowering in fear and looking for ways to justify it.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Real news organizations prove they're real news by doing hard-hitting investigations of people in power, so I agree, they should absolutely start behaving like that again.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trump loves being on tv his whole deal is being on the tv
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is shocking how often I have to remind people of this.
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Detroit Diva @thedetroitdiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you're going to say something about Israel but you can't say it without also saying "Jews", stop. You have a problem
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham, omnipresent pay-cable "Hey, It's That Guy!" from the '80s to omnipresent "Hey, It's That Guy!" reaction jpg of the '20s.
"Aunt Betty, you can't just SAY that!!!!!"
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Interesting that they don’t apply “we’re not smart enough to regulate this” to, for example, abortion.
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think you can directly identify a correlation of "This is donald trump getting weaker and his government failing" and "This is donald trump increasingly getting obsessed with buildings in D.C."
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 17/09/2026
Don’t rise above… Rise below Every uppercut comes from underneath
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I, in most circumstances, would never wish this sort of being trapped in a decaying and dying consciousness on anyone. From personal experience with family, its terrible and dehumanizing. For Mitch McConnell? Lmao, owned.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JD Vance is relieved that he no longer has to wear the "Worst Sexual Fetish" button in Cabinet meetings.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch mr hegseth
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
brb, gotta add "structurally sound" to my bio
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A smoking barefoot pet telling the HOA to fuck off
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Michigan Democrats @michigandems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Epstein-associated donors gave nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers' campaign and political committees while he opposed releasing the Epstein files, arguing for more redactions to "protect somebody who got an airplane and rode with him." www.metrotimes.com/news/donors-...
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Donors named in Epstein files gave nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers and groups backing him - Detroit Metro Times
A Metro Times review found that donors named in the Epstein files have given nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers’ campaigns and groups supporting him.
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Pretty Khemyst @prettykhemyst.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
*taps mic* This is your reminder that the folks telling you about the 'evils' of vaccinations are in fact vaccinated along with their family members.
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Stewart Mason @stewartmason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This part.
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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