Reposted by Steven TheissMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town. 142153735718
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Cancelled my @DisneyPlus and @Hulu subscriptions today. Caving in to Trump was reprehensible! 030
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Have you ever seen a more literal anvil cloud? 050
Reposted by Steven TheissFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/08/2025This is a boot-licking casting couch audition. Many such cases right now. We will remember who they are. 5739
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Haven't posted in ages, so here are a couple of photos my daughter took of our bunny having a nice nap. 030
Reposted by Steven TheissLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 14/06/2025Greenland should preemptively attack us 511819
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Heading off to Princeton University for the weekend to attend the group reunion of my first post-doc advisor. Working for Professor Wagner for those two years changed the trajectory of my entire life. He was one of the best "bosses" I've ever had and I'm honored to have the chance to tell him that. 010
Reposted by Steven TheissKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance. 673523514
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2025When you have bad astigmatism, like I do, sometimes you can mistake letters in words. Thus you can imagine my distress when I just got an email from my insurance company with a title I read as: "Your autopsy details have changed." It's a lot less sinister when you replace the 's' with an 'a'! 020
Reposted by Steven TheissJadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025As far as the news consumption goes, there's a point where being informed stops being useful and starts be detrimental. Take in what you can handle, and allow the rest to go on without you. 06811
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025A heartfelt "FUCK YOU!" to Elon Musk, whose chosen candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court just went down in flames. When the MAGATs turn on you, as they inevitably will, I will pop some champagne to celebrate that everyone else finally will hold you in as much contempt as I do. 020
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Been listening to my wife on the phone with her mother for the last 45 minutes as she tries to walk her through deleting a text message. I will be submitting her name for canonization later today. I've never been that patient with anybody in my entire life! 010
Reposted by Steven TheissKevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer. 6052411912726
Reposted by Steven TheissDoug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages. 264112461733
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Oooooh! Spaceship go BOOM! Clearly, they need to put super-genius-Elon on the next #Starship flight to troubleshoot in real time. Probably needs to fire a bunch of people at SpaceX. That always makes things work better! 031
Reposted by Steven TheissCALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second. 20255395336868
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 11/01/2025We have now gotten to the "eye tracking phase delay" segment of this bottle of rosé. 340
Reposted by Steven TheissRC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 02/01/2025On a train from London to Manchester an American was lecturing the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. 1214
Reposted by Steven Theisseve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 02/01/2025People are rushing to blame the cybertruck for malfunctioning and exploding when it could just as easily have been that the driver was participating in clinical trials for neuralink 774149436
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Been playing around with the CNC function of my SnapMaker A350. Really pleased with how these carvings are turning out! I'm recycling walnut boards from some patent plaque awards that I have no use for. I finish the carvings with a few light coatings of tung oil. 3141
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Decided I needed a new sport coat after 30 years. 3100
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 10/12/2024If, like me (and @claudiataake.bsky.social), you're convinced that life in the US under Trump's fascist regime is not something you want to experience and have thought about moving out of the US, I'd be happy to talk about the process my family is undergoing. 141
Reposted by Steven TheissStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Korea Expert here. I’ll explain what’s going on over there because the Orient can be confusing to Westerners. In Korea, there is a concept known as “the law.” (법) This is a set of rules which are enforced to encourage prosocial behavior and ensure stability which leaders aren’t allowed to break. 17391422226
Reposted by Steven TheissDr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 01/12/2024Still 80 to go - can 8 people finish this today? We are getting repeat stagnation which is really tough & urgent. tiny.cc/HelpRemasAndToleen use your receipt to get my art: tiny.cc/DivyaShop 065
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Fantastic breakers today in Peniche, Portugal. 131
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Love the ever-changing ocean at Foz do Arelho! I think I'm close to being ready to commit to this place permanently. 351
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Sail surfers out taking advantage of the last bit of daylight in Foz do Arelho, Portugal. 020
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Talented barista today in Caldas da Rainha, Portugal. 030
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 11/11/2024After a LONG time away, I'm moving back to BlueSky and off of Twitter. Fuck Elon. 120
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 21/08/2023Yet another validation of my decision not to go to the fair during the entire 24 years I've lived in MN! I will admit, though, that I hadn't realized the STD danger. 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Would never work in the US, where the majority of folks are 100% fixed in their belief that "the poor" are only poor because they deserve to be. 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2023There was a bear just now in my sister's (suburban Sammamish, WA) backyard!!! 081
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 11/08/2023Snuck in a quick trip to Mt. Rainier while out visiting my dad. Wish we could've brought him along, but that's not in the cards. Mountain was completely obscured by clouds, but the wildflowers were spectacular! 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 06/08/2023OH MY GOOOOOD!!! THE BARBIE MOVIE IS AMAZING! I laughed so damn hard. Easily one of the best films I've seen in years. A counter-cultural masterpiece! 020
Reposted by Steven Theissdrug doc @pkpd-babe.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Skype a Scientist is a wonderful program that matches scientists with classrooms. If you are or if you know a teacher, a librarian, or anyone who could benefit from this great (and free!) program, please sign up here and spread the word: www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html 🩺 🧪 311174
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Getting some pretty butterflies in my flowers this summer! 050
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 01/08/2023One of the greatest cosmic ironies is that, as you age, you will eventually get to the point where you have enough disposable income to buy all the Swedish Fish you want. Tragically, you will reach this point at the same approximate age as you become pre-diabetic. 010
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I just read this to my family of scientists, and they are all laughing and nodding vigorously. As my wife (PhD, Physics) noted: "I know for a scientific fact that there are no monsters living under the bed. But if you have your feet under the covers, they can't get you anyway!" 000
Steven Theiss @steventheiss.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Youngest daughter got back from a month in Rome yesterday. Feels great to have the whole family together for a few weeks!! Hard for me to understand parents who don't like their kids. 020